Laugh at funny abdominal muscles and say sentences.

1, with a heavy population, it is planned to ban cola and drink urgent syrup instead.

Don't you know that you didn't do anything except dream about what I was doing and I was busy?

If your wife and your lover fall into the water at the same time, would you like to find a plump one or a petite one? Still looking for people who can't swim.

You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

I'm going to get a haircut, and I have bangs around my neck.

6. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope not to turn my life into a case.

7. A good woman is also a woman.

8, listen to your words, hang the southeast branch.

9. My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as cameras, microphones, and yourself.

10, too busy to know what to do.

1 1, the chicken's resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

12, I am not a world-weary person, but I look down on many vulgar behaviors.

13, I have always scoffed at all pseudo-hooligans. You are not ignorant.

14, I saw a car on the road with six words on the back: You are in a hurry to fly over.

15. Kindness means that I won't make a sound when others are hungry.

16, Durex bankruptcy is not a tragedy, Durex bankruptcy is a tragedy.

17. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

18, money is a good medicine blindly, and the effect is blatant.

19, while cooking, a crab pushed out of the pot cover and said to you: I am hot! Answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

20. Hello, Aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend.

2 1, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

22. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

23. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

24, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve.

25. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

At the age of 26, he was caught before he had time to flirt.

27. Don't thank me! Thanks. How dare you charge you?

28. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

29, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

3 1, urinating is prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated.

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall.

33. When I came home at night, my husband didn't insert the key into the lock hole for a long time. Daughter-in-law said angrily: if it is a woman who opens the door, she must be anxious.

34, peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!

35. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

36. Theoretically, I have two kinds of smiles: grin, obscene, grin and obscene. In fact, people say that I laugh extremely obscene.

37, look at a beautiful mm, there is no way to strike up a conversation, a brick by the roadside, pick it up and go forward, classmate, did you drop this?

38. When I took my brother home by car, I asked him: Do you have money for a car? This product actually said to me: How can a man not wear a card! Only you can make the bus card fresh and refined.

39, in the shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

4 1, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

42. Teacher, can we change the teaching methods? Like dreams.

43, milk is not necessarily a mother, money must be a grandfather!

44. My father-in-law quarreled with her mother-in-law, and her mother-in-law was angry: I will take my grandson back to my mother's house tomorrow and never come back. At this time, the daughter-in-law heard: Good idea, keep my son and take your son away! The whole family was suddenly happy, what a humorous daughter-in-law!

45, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

46. What is tolerance? Xiaoming went home to show his father after the exam. Dad: Math 0! Xiaoming is afraid. Dad:: Chinese 1! Xiao Ming nodded, shivering,,,, air condensation, terrible atmosphere. Xiao Ming feels that a blood rain is coming to him. Dad took a deep breath and said slowly, Ming! You, you are a little biased!

47. If you want to find a girlfriend, find someone who doesn't like makeup! Draw once in a while! I will feel heartbroken if I find a general makeup! Not occasionally! Easy to die suddenly!

48. Due to long-term separation, Cowherd and his cow have been cancelled on Tanabata. I hope everyone knows.

49. Tanabata buddies shouted: Is Cowherd miserable? He can at least see his wife once. I have lived for 25 years and have never seen his wife once!

50. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad.

5 1, how can we have love and refuse to get hurt at the same time? Don't forget that Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

It's easy to laugh Tell me about it.

1, I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

2. Dear, it was your playboy who taught me to give up.

My sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care, and my sister's speech doesn't mean I care.

I can learn anything as long as I work hard.

My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

6. We should all live proudly like the sun.

7. I am who I am. If I don't like it, step aside.

8. If my love hurts you, then I will give up.

When I talk to you, I laugh like an idiot.

10, don't use my tolerance as your shameless capital.

1 1, there is no reason why anyone owes someone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without someone.

12, you betrayed me and I was violent to you.

13, barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, do you think I will be afraid of you?

14, don't say goodbye, we will never meet again.

15, the oath is just a gaffe.

16, laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

17, beautiful women are everywhere and wives are irreplaceable.

18, every month, there are always 30 days that I don't want to go to work.

19, don't say escape, this is the key to elder sister's singing.

20. In the face of hooligans, I am a scholar; In front of literati, I am a rogue.

2 1, sleep is nothing, don't wake up if you have the ability.

22. I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

23. The so-called drum box is a picture of a mistress and a real challenge, which is very harmonious.

Your indifferent attitude completely negates my decision. Now leaving is my only choice.

25, crossing is comedy, love is tragedy; Qingchuan is infinitely good, but it is almost perfect.

26. Riding a bike and hitting a tree is still cool.

27. As an alarm clock, ringing is actually the most effective way to get up.

28, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

29. Friends outside, you should have a strong heart.

30. People are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called people?

3 1, your love is too cheap, I won't take part in this kind of activity.

You may not know that when you shed tears, my tears are also flooding.

If you want to test me, be prepared for your patience.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

Sadness, please stay away from me, I don't want to be infected by you.

Looking forward to the future with pride, my world is also happy.

There is only one person in the world, and no one can replace him.

When you are tired of her, I am not great enough to love me.

39, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister is just your legend.

40. Don't wait for me to leave before you taste what true love is.

4 1, I'm not your shadow, I can't live without you.

42. Don't influence my life with your self-righteous life rules.

43. I never suffer a loss, because I repay ten times the people who can make me suffer a loss.

44. In this dreamlike life, I can't sleep any more.

45. What's the big deal about making friends? You can wear a pair of pants if you dare.

46. Say so many vows of eternal love. Is it so hard for me to just say "I love you"?

47. When I get rich, I will show off my wealth and show you this pretentious local tyrant.

I can't see the future, but I never stop.

As long as you have a strong heart, nothing in the world can knock you down.

50, don't show off with my brother, show off with others.

Husband and wife development! Make you laugh at your abdominal muscles.

The couple have been married for 15 years, but they have never quarreled. Curious, the stranger asked her husband, "You haven't quarreled for so many years. How did you do it? " ?

The husband said: On my wedding day, the dog in front of my house barked at my wife. As a result, her wife said calmly with a straight face, this is the first time. On the third day, my wife walked past the dog with water, and the dog kept barking at her. She stared at the dog and said it was the second time. A few days later, she was washing vegetables in the kitchen and the dog barked at her again. Holding the knife, she swung her backhand at the dog. At last the dog died!

As soon as I saw it, I yelled at her: Are you out of your mind? She gave me a deadpan look again and said, this is the first time. From then on, we lived a happy life! hahahaha ...

Joke 2

Wife: "Husband, who is the most beautiful, Lin Chi-ling or Liu Yifei?"

Husband: "Of course it's you, wife."

The wife smiled and asked, "Seriously, who is the most beautiful, Lin Chi-ling or Liu Yifei? To be honest, I am not angry. "

Husband: "You are the most beautiful, wife."

The wife looked very satisfied and asked, "Who is more beautiful, your ex-girlfriend or me?"

Husband: "You are so beautiful"

Wife: "NMB, didn't you say you talked about me as a girl?" Didn't you say I was your first love? "

Joke 3

A husband was about to lie down to sleep when his wife suddenly sat up.

The husband was shocked and asked anxiously, "What's the matter with you?"

The wife stared at her husband's face in fear and said, "I just had a dream that you fell into the river." You scared me! "

When my husband heard this, he suddenly felt very proud, thinking that his wife was still very concerned about me in her dream and even worried about my safety. Then he asked, "What happened next?"

My wife pursed her lips and looked at him and said, "Then I called you on the shore and asked you for your passbook password. You just didn't say anything, and I woke up in a hurry."

After listening to this passage, the husband went out with a pillow in his arms without saying anything. ......

Joke 4

A young couple quarreled at home. The quarrel was so fierce that the husband grabbed his wife's mobile phone and threw it under the bed. Who knows that a man climbed out of bed at this time.

When the husband saw it, he was instantly angry and shouted at his wife, "What's the matter?"

The wife panicked and quickly grabbed the phone and said, "My God, all the contacts have fallen out!" " "

A cute and funny sand sculpture sentence about making you laugh at your abdominal muscles.

1. As for why I can't find the object, I will simply say six points: ...

Time tells me that the unreasonable era is over, and it's time to pretend.

Hello, I'm interested in meeting you.

Mom said, don't fall in love early. You are talking about other people's wives in the future. Hearing this, I get excited at the thought of other people's wives.

5. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

6. My classmate helped me with my lessons for three months, and finally, my grades dropped.

7. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

8. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you and you.

9. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and the fatness in the sky depends on this sentence.

10. Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

1 1. Today's me, you love to ignore tomorrow's me, and I am still coming to you. You are too procrastinating. I like you better.

12. I dare not ask what kind of girl you like. I'm afraid I've seen them all.

13. If you don't sleep, I won't sleep. Look at me. I am a perfect match.

14. You can have no car, no house, no money and don't love me, but you must have my QQ.

15. Why hasn't my the only thrill come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF to arrive the next day.

16. Don't tease my skirt.

17. What should I do if I feel that the object message is not slow? I'll be back soon.

18. Hello everyone. I'm Fujiang's sister Qiongjiang.

19. Some people make you feel bad, and some people make your teeth ache unevenly.

20. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, laundry is your job, housework is your job, rejection is your job, and looking after children is still your job.

2 1. When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

If everything is as simple as eating fat, however, everything is as difficult as losing weight.

23. This is my first time. Why am I a beauty?

24. Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten when they are expired.

25. Do you know a kind of bird that makes me miss you?

26. The task to be completed today loves you, misses you and praises you.

27. I'm a little bored today. I don't know how to describe it. I'll call it the princess's trouble for the time being.