What's so funny about Singles Day?

We bachelors all know that there are many funny stories to tell on Singles' Day, because we will never tire of it, hahaha! The following is my mood book for everyone, I hope it will help you!

1. On Singles Day, I wish you more confidence, courage, strength, care, warmth, thoughtfulness, happiness and happiness. Wish you a wonderful life! Forward a car message, store a blessing message, copy a blessing message and post a warm message to you. May you be happy all the way, may you hold a cheque passbook all your life, and give you six on Singles Day, sweet.

2. Turn around and leave: Stand still, it's Harry Potter magic time. Start practicing at once: your feet are shoulder width apart, your mobile phone is in your right hand, and your head is raised and your chest is held high. Ok, now I am screaming: Give me a girl, I am single!

3. Since I had you, Singles Day is no longer lonely. We eat together and go shopping together. Life is full of your sweetness, no worries, no loneliness, no sadness, and full of happy memories. I hope the new year will continue with you!

4. I drank countless cups yesterday and felt like vomiting when I woke up in the morning; My stomach is a little uncomfortable, but unfortunately no one cares; A person is outside, looking for someone to talk to; Older and older, no one lives in love; Singles Day is here, looking forward to emotional closeness!

5. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!

6. Yesterday is yesterday, and there are so many yesterdays. Please contact me by SMS. Fish are bubbling, birds are singing, you are in love, and your love is even more than before; Today's Singles Day is boring and lonely. Greetings come and go. Don't forget to contact!

7. Urban men and women; My heart is still far away, and I am still a single young man. Enthusiasm is the characteristic, chic freedom is the characteristic, maverick is the characteristic, and being alone is just a specialty! Happy Singles' Day!

8. How was last night today? I don't remember being lonely. It was only yesterday that it became clear today, and it is still so bleak today. Being single for a long time is crazy every year. Remember not to be sentimental when you are single, and good things will happen in the future. Let's have fun on Singles Day.

9. On World Youth Day, you must date your single friends. Tomorrow's Singles Day, please invite young friends to share. Different festivals have different meanings, and colorful memories are embedded in single youth, which has a unique taste.

10. The best comfort in the world is not "you will find the other half sooner or later", but telling you "What's the hurry, I am brighter than you" on Super Singles Day. Cheer up, friend.

1 1. The best thing in the world is not the dream, but the memory you have. The most romantic thing in the world is not "I love you", but that I am waiting for you. The happiest thing in the world is not holding your hand, but that you are by my side on Singles Day.

12. The world doesn't understand why you are still single, only I understand. Because you are too good to find someone worthy of you and don't want to be forced, you can only be single! I understand and support you! Single and innocent! Happy Singles Day!

13. Always wandering around your figure, always echoing your voice, always showing your face, always thinking of you bit by bit. While China Singles Day is coming, I just want to confirm your mind: Can you accept my love and stay with me?

14. I always want to tell you how helpless I am; I always want to tell you how much I want to live. Singles' Day is coming. In this heartbreaking festival, I want to tell myself that being single is not shameful.

15. There are no bachelors in the world, but prices have gone up a lot. There will be a bachelor. Behind every successful bachelor, there are parents who torture him. The bachelor is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of the bachelor in the Jianghu. Happy Singles Day!

16. Being single is happy, and a person is full and the whole family is not hungry; Single men are happy, and one person warms the whole family without being cold; Being single is happy, and there are always friends worth remembering; Singles laugh and bless the newsletter report. Singles' Day is here, I wish you happiness!

17. On Singles' Day, I wish you four golden branches: one represents a peaceful Five Blessingg, two represents a higher position, three represents wealth and prosperity, and four represents long-term. With the golden hoop, your family is happy and everything goes well!

18. The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!

19. Classic life of bachelors: 1 1 min 1 sec. Get up, have breakfast 1 loaf1cup of milk, and then sit/kloc-.

20. bachelors are bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; It's hard to be single, but my socks are torn. Being single is annoying, and being lonely without chatting; Singles, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you!

2 1. The coolest bachelor: holding a stick with bare arms; Driving around; Bubble, don't say sleepy; Talking about mountains and learning; Smoking is sacred; Play cards like gamblers! I wish you a happy Singles' Day, an early virginity and a beautiful woman!

22. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

23. Think of a thousand roads at night and take one road in the morning.

24. Recruitment: In order to solve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I specially invited a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!

25. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

26. Being madly in love is a network speed state, being lovelorn is a shutdown state, and we bachelors are in a standby state.

I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet in the rain.

28. No money to settle the shopping cart ...

29. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

30. The second one is half price.

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1. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

I really want to call your grandfather myself: Dad!

3. Singles' Day feeling: it's good to be a female bachelor or a male bachelor and live a chic life; Whether you are an old bachelor or a young bachelor, being free and easy can be beautiful; Pure bachelor or suspected bachelor, I wish you infinite beauty in advance on Singles Day!

Change your clothes, change your hairstyle, and have a good holiday.

The leaves turn yellow day by day, the temperature turns cold day by day, and the birds in the tree are in pairs. I am a mandarin duck wandering in the water, but I am so melancholy and lonely that there is nowhere to hide. I wish all the bachelors can pair up as soon as possible on Singles' Day!

6. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

7. As soon as the Chinese teacher turns around, he is willing to be a willing ox; When the math teacher turned around, it was easy to ask for six yuan six times; The English teacher turned around and ran around the world with a mouthful of foreign languages;

8. The teacher said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

9. When you were seventeen, your mother said you were too young to fall in love. At the age of twenty-seven, your mother said that you would get old if you didn't find someone to marry.

10. Marry me when you say "no"; Fall in love with me, at the moment I say "good".

1 1. The monitor who doesn't give candy to everyone on Singles Day should kiss the math class representative!

12. Singles' Day is here, and I wish all the best for the wedding nunchakus; The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The single "single-knife stick" has a bright future.

13. Being a bachelor is lonely and tiring. Three meals a day is not right. When you come home from work, there is no object. Being alone makes people collapse. Don't be too embarrassed about your youth. Let's go partying. A bachelor should be narcissistic. Happy Singles Day!

14. Put down your shelf, your persistence, your vision, your mentality, your heart to pursue, your feelings to cherish, your love to meet, your gentleness to meet, saying goodbye to being single is not a dream, adjust your body and mind, welcome the once-in-a-century Singles Day, and don't celebrate it next year.

15. There are more and more single people now. It seems that we have broken away from the mode that the older generation in their twenties must marry men and women. We know how to enjoy life and care about the details of life. Without sufficient material foundation, we would rather live alone than make do with it. Of course, when we see people coming and going in pairs, we sometimes laugh at ourselves: last year, this year and next year, it seems that all singles are off the assembly line: the deskmate has a master, the classmates have a master, and all peers seem to have a master's questioning: carefree.

16. How do you know that Singles Day is too early? Single: sleeping comfortably, singing and dancing, having parties, lingering in wine and wine; Off the shelf: sweet phone porridge, more acacia, happy to go on a date. I wish you happiness!

17. Singles Day, be a radiant, handsome and charming bachelor, and strive to turn a bachelor into a nunchaku!

18. On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of singles, singles places and regions, I would like to express my sincere condolences to the naked men and women who are fighting in the front line of singles. Please don't panic and wish to get rid of the "light" as soon as possible!

19. I wish the married nunchaku Singles Day happiness and sweetness; The "acacia stick" in love is sweet in love; A single "single stick" becomes a nunchaku as soon as possible; Whether male or female. Happy Singles Day!

20. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist!

2 1. Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day when they break up and Singles Day when they confess.

22. Part I: Love, Love and Sincerity. Bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

24. How do you spend Singles Day this year? Skip

25. Couples can turn every holiday into Valentine's Day, and singles can turn every holiday into Singles' Day.

26. There are no gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends.

27. A person who goes to the cinema and buys an empty seat next to him just doesn't let couples sit together ~

28. Is there anyone like me who spends Singles' Day every time but misses Valentine's Day every time?

29. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? * * *, I am not a person who will become a dog!

30. Don't ask me how I spent Singles Day. I spent all my holidays on my mobile phone …

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1. Every day is Singles Day.

I am proud of being single, because I can work hard without scruple. I don't think the Double Eleven is a single stunt.

3. My wife's name is book!

I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

5. To stop couples holding hands, you must walk among them! Ha ha ha ~ ~

6. Life is too short to laugh while you still have teeth.

7. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

8. Shanglian: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year; Downward: classmates have masters, and colleagues have masters, as if they also have masters of the same age; Horizontal criticism: I am single. On this special Singles' Day, I wish everyone a happy Singles' Day, a happy life and happiness!

9. Love is precious, but happiness is more expensive. If it's for freedom, bachelors can't be thrown away. Enjoy your single life and wish you a happy singles day!

10. Singles Day is here. On behalf of the nunchakus in the song, the gambler at the poker table, the popsicle in his hand, the matchstick in his pocket in summer, and the baton of justice, * * * I wish you a bachelor to bid farewell to singles and enter love as soon as possible.

1 1. Singles Day regret: Nowadays, girls are very strange, but they like the rich second generation, have no car, no room, no food, and cry for mistresses. I am not tall or handsome, and my feelings are kicked every time. Think back when my love will come! Singles day newsletter

12. Singles Day is here. Send blessings, harass. I wish you a smooth marriage, sweet love, the first course of study, all the best in your work, and be single at once, or I will harass you to death ten days later!

13. Singles Day is here. Singles can't find a partner, lovers can't find a lover, friendship and affection are not enough, sweet words are nowhere to say, and no one cares about eating and sleeping. It feels good to live freely!

14. As a bachelor, I have no house, no money, no car, no love, no pain, no spirit, but I have a heart that doesn't want to be lonely. It doesn't matter. Singles Day is coming. I have my blessing to accompany you. It is only a matter of time to get rid of the "light". Be happy.

15. When you meet an old classmate with a wife and a belt, tell him loudly: I didn't fall. If you meet someone who is still wandering outside the besieged city like you, comfort him: We are all extremely strong and good comrades. Stick to the end, the bachelors all over the world will unite and the victory will definitely be ours.

16. A person walking on the road can act as quickly as a fly. Besides, I don't love beautiful women, I only love myself; You can also crawl like a snail, look around and search for beautiful women who attract your eyes. If you catch someone who makes your eyes straight, stare at her. I'm single. Who am I afraid of?

17. Insist on going to the gym every day, and let others praise their health and resolutely refuse to accept it. There is only one thing that can be accepted: men are good, and it feels particularly good to be electrocuted.

18. On Singles' Day, I wish you four golden branches: one represents a peaceful Five Blessingg, two represents a higher position, three represents wealth and prosperity, and four represents long-term. With the golden hoop, your family is happy and everything goes well!

19. Singles are bitter and tired, and they have to wash clothes in the middle of the night; Single pity, single sorrow, no one to accompany when drunk; The bachelor is sad, the bachelor is miserable, and he has been lonely for the New Year so far; Single period, single hope, this festival will not be celebrated later. Happy Singles Day!

20. The bachelor is bitter and cooks for himself every day; Bachelor is sweet, not counting private money; Being single is happy and not great; Singles' Day, the phone rang. I wish you a happy Singles' Day. It will be crowded when you sleep next year.

2 1. He is thirty-five years old, and his clothes are torn, and no one can mend them. It's hard to be single. I've been working for several years. The staple food is instant noodles. Single tired, obviously drunk, still dreaming of picking up girls. The bachelor is miserable, just depressed, and the holiday newsletter is going to be destroyed. Happy Singles Day!

22. The bachelor is bitter and tired, sleeping alone in an empty room; Wake up in the middle of the night without a quilt, hug a pillow as a kiss; There are many people in the world of flowers and flowers, and they are not in place; I would rather be short than demanding, and I will comfort myself on Singles Day. Hope to find a good sister soon!

23. As a bachelor, you should shuttle through the streets diligently and wander bravely in the sea of people. Anyone who looks like the other half in the street should squeeze in and have a look. Don't be afraid of being tired. Singles' Day is here, I wish you.

24. I am very tempted. Both urban men and women; My heart is still far away, and I am still a single young man. Enthusiasm is the characteristic, chic freedom is the characteristic, maverick is the characteristic, and being alone is just a specialty! Happy Singles' Day!

25. The blessing of Singles' Day can be short-lived: a holiday has passed, and a year has not passed. I wish you a happy Singles' Day! Anyway, it's not bad money, hehe.

26. On Singles Day, I wish you trouble, disappointment, frustration, helplessness, bad luck and regret. Take the opportunity to go out for a walk, full of spring! Happy Singles Day!

27. Play Lianliankan at home on Singles Day, and then kill you one by one.

28. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

29. Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day. ...

30. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist!

3 1. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

32. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

33. First the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting, and then Singles' Day, which is called the complete collapse of career, family and love.

I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day". What is hateful is that I have to say "thank you".

35. How can you be so calm about those who secretly love me!

36. For bachelors, Singles' Day is like a period of pain.

37. Let me live alone on Singles' Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve and Christmas. Let me live alone if I have the ability to take the exam!

38. More than ten years have passed since Singles Day. How many years are left?

39. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romantic light of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream. Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously. Happy Singles Day!

40. Pick up the fragments of time and piece together the language that loves you. No matter how many years it lasts, the promise will always be in my heart, reminding me that I love you the same, I don't regret loving you, and I want to love you for 10 thousand years, dear, I miss you, especially on Singles Day.

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