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The woman who drives the tower crane (full version 679 1 word)
Tang Hong came out of the toilet with a belt in his hand. A man on the construction site shouted to her, "Go in and pull the stone! For a long time! " Tang Hong spat at him: You can't control my shit and fart. Fuck off! Several workers were very satisfied and burst out laughing. Tang Hong is not annoyed. He stays in the narrow tower room all day. In addition to the rumble of machines, often no one speaks for a day, and the mouth will be hairy. She recently discovered that she has bad breath. There is no need to remind her. She was surprised when she swallowed her saliva. She wants to talk more when she gets off the tower crane, or her mouth will stink.
She is the only woman on this construction site and still drives a tower crane, which naturally causes the topic of men. When Tang Honggang came, he heard this group of people talking dirty jokes with five horses and spears, and his face turned black with shame. The whole person slipped out from the wall. I can't help it Life on the construction site is boring, so the workers have to have fun by themselves. Tang Hong couldn't cover his mouth. Gradually, she found that men were addicted to words, and each worked harder than the other. Most of them are porters with little technical content, so most of them are middle-aged men in their thirties and forties in rural areas, who need to support their families like Tang Hong. Later, Tang Hong was able to walk through the crowd with his head held high. Sometimes when a man teases her, she goes back when she is in a hot mood, and everyone laughs hysterically.
If her man hadn't got a thousand knives and broke her back, Tang Hong might never have thought of coming to the city to drive a tower crane. At first, her man went out to work like the men in the village and didn't come home for half a year. Tang Hong is eagerly waiting for a man at home with her two children. The farm work in the field ground her hands like gauze. At night, the two children specially wait for their mother to scratch them, because their mother's rough big hands can be rubbed back and forth to stop itching. The man finally came back for the Spring Festival, but he looks like a gentleman who returned home dressed in rags. He is very picky about Tang Hong, a rubbish wife. One moment the house is in a mess, and the other moment the yard is full of chickens and dogs, as if he had gone to town to gild it. Tang Hong's eyes were bleeding, and the man went to the casino in the east of the village.
As soon as the Spring Festival arrives, the men in the village "shout" back from the outside, gather in the shop at the head of the village and endure the squeak-bump in the smoke. At dawn, I left the casino like a stray dog with its tail between its legs, rubbing my wrinkled wallet. Half a year's hard-earned money is often the pleasure of several orgasms in casinos, and it is often vented before it is shouted out. Tang Hongren became the "leader" of this group of men in the village. Because he lost the most cleanly, he couldn't wait to put his underwear on the gambling eye. One year, when he came back, Tang Hong crossed the aisle, gave the man credit, and told him that the peppers he grew at home sold for a good price. The man suddenly touched the money and gave it to the casino.
Tang Hong's heart "gurgled" and she was so tired that she couldn't keep back when planting pepper seedlings. Kneeling in the ground, picking seedlings tree by tree, the large pepper field is full of crowded nests, all of which are pits that she kneels out. When the weather is dry and short of water, it is necessary to keep watering the peppers. Men who work next to others will come back to help water the land. Tang Hong was dragging a snake-shaped water pipe and running around in the bright sunshine. In order to speed up, she held the cold pipe in her hands and tried to water it in the distance, pulling it tightly. With a splash, the water pipe connector was disconnected and the surging water went away. Tang Hong had to run to the machine, turn off the switch, and then stumbled back to reconnect the hose. A piece of water poured down, and her clothes were almost soaked by water. Her lips were cold and Qing Wu, and her upper and lower teeth were fighting. She looks like she's falling apart and wants to climb back!
After a few days, the ground was cracked by the wind again, and the weak pepper seedlings withered their heads and needed watering again. In order to grab the well, Tang Hong got up in the middle of the night and occupied this place. Once, Tang Hong occupied the well, so he went home and got a dress. When he came back, people beat him to it. Tang Hong refused. The man felt ashamed to fight with this woman, so he encouraged his wife to fight with Tang Hong. Tang Hong's hair was pulled out by several locks of hair, and it bled when touched. That woman is worse. She was bitten by Tang Hong, and the couple were scared silly by crazy Tang Hong and ran away. Panting Tang Hong was startled by his strength.
Pepper finally got a bumper harvest. Strings of bright red peppers hang on the branches, burning like strings of firecrackers, and it seems that the celebration of "scratching" can be heard immediately. From a distance, red fruits and green leaves are full of joy. Tang Hong put down the peppers one by one with a scraper, spread them evenly, and let them fully receive the sunlight to squeeze out the water. Then turn them over one by one to continue drying. Until the leaves are rolled up, you can pick peppers in the yard by hand and "brush".
It's getting colder every day, and the piles of peppers in the yard are gradually decreasing. Tang Hong didn't dare to stop, fearing that the weather would change and moldy peppers would affect his appearance. The spicy taste choked through the mask also stimulates the throat to itch and cough. At the end of the day, Tang Hong felt that his nostrils were bleeding. More importantly, his hands were cracked, and wearing thick gloves still hurt. Sleeping until midnight every day, Tang Hong feels that his waist and legs are not his own, and it is not worthwhile to bow. I really want to iron it with an iron
Tang Hong's hard work has been satisfactorily rewarded, because the bright red pepper has a beautiful appearance. She counted the crispy little red fish (hundred-dollar bills) with cracked hands, and her heart seemed to be filled with honey. But before she could hide the money, the man generously gave her hard-earned money to the casino in the village east.
All Tang Hong's discontent rushed out like a flood that opened the floodgate. She rushed at the man with a drooping head and a depressed face. The man didn't pay attention and was scratched like a chicken claw. The burning pain stung the man and knocked Tang Hong to the ground. The man swore: "grandma, go against the sky!" " "Tang Hong courageously forward, tearing and scratching, she wailed, and her parents-in-law in the front yard ran all the way to Indiana. The mother-in-law saw her son's face covered with blood and began to cry: "You really don't know the weight. How can you arrest your man like this? "This face is going out to meet people!" Tang Hong was dragged by her mother-in-law, and the man stamped his foot and went out under his father's curse.
A chattering audience gathered outside the door. Tang Hong felt that her sadness, combined with headache, low back pain, leg pain and heartache, prevented her from getting up. It's not the first quarrel, nor the second quarrel. Tang Hong can't remember how many times, the same reason, similar scenes. The only difference this time is that Tang Hong actually took the initiative to hit a person!
My parents-in-law advised a few words as usual: "Who doesn't quarrel?" Can you still pass? When the baby is older, why don't you wipe your tears and cook for the baby? Get rid of it in the new year! "Tang Hong just sat in the yard, the crowd has dispersed (because there is really no explosive content to see), and the cold concrete floor made her legs stiff. She got up and unscrewed the hose to wash her face. It's getting dark, so it's time for the two children to play outside. The meat she cooked was still bubbling in the pot, and the attractive fragrance once again aroused Tang Hong's strength.
My daughter comes back first. She goes to junior high school. Maybe I just got back from my classmate's house, and I haven't pulled out the tram key. I pulled off my earphone from my ear and asked Tang Hong as soon as I entered the door, "Mom, did you quarrel with my dad again?" Tang Hong's grievance rose again, but before she could speak, the girl said, "How many times have we quarreled? How boring! Who jumps like a chicken flying a dog! " Tang Hong choked to death, and the girl spoke more and more like her father, killing two with one axe!
On New Year's Day, Tang Hong's heart seemed to be filled with old vinegar, gnashing her teeth with acid. The man openly refused to go home for dinner. He is proving to Tang Hong: I can go to many places!
The restaurant in the village will always push a cup for a change these days, and the poker field will come every day regardless of winning or losing. These men replenish their energy here and then go to the casino to "fight". Tang Hong knew where the man lived, but she couldn't bear to look for him again. Year after year, men's minds haven't changed at all.
A few years later, he went to work in other places, leaving his family to Tang Hong, and didn't call for several months. Wait until the Spring Festival, get dressed up and come home, and just enter the poker field to "work" day and night. Tang Hong couldn't say a few words to him, and he was bored to death. The world is welcome at home, as if it has nothing to do with him. His year has two switches: "head" and "tail". As for the long middle years of that year, it was completely separated from him. He never asked what crops were planted on a few acres of land at home, how to harvest them and how to dry them. He never asked his children how they were studying, nor did he ask Tang Hong, "Is it difficult?" Tang Hong even feels that men don't seem to belong here.
The two children seem to have grown up at jointing stage and asked for money everywhere. My daughter doesn't want to go to cram school on Sunday because she is in trouble. Tang Hong refused and enrolled her in English and math classes. One-on-one, the tuition is insanely expensive, hundreds a day. Tang Hong told her daughter, "If you can't get into a good school, you must study as hard as your mother!" The girl seems unwilling to die. Tang Hong is afraid that she will not make up seriously, so she will pick her up and drop her off on time every Saturday. She took her daughter on the tram all the way and planted hope for herself. My son goes to primary school and lies beside her every night. He is also the heart of grandparents. My son is gentle, and he is Tang Hong's close-fitting bedding, unlike my daughter who will choke to death with her mouth open.
On the second day of the Lunar New Year, Tang Hong went back to visit relatives, but the man didn't show up. A few years ago, Tang Hong said a lot of nice things, and men followed him with their children. Afraid of delaying playing cards, the man hurried home just after lunch, anxious as if he had burned his feet, and refused to stay for a second. Tang Hong didn't call him this time, and he didn't want to send his daughter to the poker table to pull him home, and then put in a good word with him. She left with two children, and her relatives are clean, so she can spend more time with her parents. However, the girl doesn't want to go to grandma's house because the tram is too small to squeeze.
Tang Hong had a headache with anger, but her daughter was still confident: "What's the point of going there? It's not funny. You don't give me lucky money! " Tang Hong keeps the children's lucky money every year to avoid spending it carelessly. The girl protested several times and accused herself of having no right to control the lucky money. Tang Hong told her earnestly that giving lucky money is actually an exchange of money between relatives in order to give money to their children for good luck. The prostitute vomited: "What's the point? It is better not to send it, how simple it is! " Tang Hong didn't want to argue with her, so she had to take the tram with her son. I've been thinking all the way, how depressed life would be if my clever son grew up and said such an asshole!
On the eighth day of the first month, the man wanted to go out to work and asked Tang Hong for money. Tang Hong endured the surging emotions and rubbed his clothes hard and said, "No money!" Men like didn't hear Tang Hong, hand didn't come back. Tang Hong ignored him and left home with a big jar of clothes. The man was furious: "OK, you are so cruel!" " One foot kicked the electric car to the ground, and the electric car screamed, and Tang Hong was so angry that his heart jumped wildly, and the man didn't look back. Tang Hong thinks that because of this man, the whole year of this family is equal to zero, and his heart is dying.
She stood outside the gate, looked blankly at the man who was getting farther and farther, and dialed her cousin's phone: "I can do that thing you said!" " "When I went back to visit my family during the Spring Festival, my cousin who had been running the project outside told her a very attractive job-driving a tower crane. The person in charge of the construction site asked him to find a reliable and careful person to drive the tower crane. It is also common to earn six or seven thousand yuan a month under normal working conditions. She was so moved that she begged her cousin to speak for her. My cousin is well informed and doesn't make a fuss. She only said that there are not many women who drive tower cranes, because they have to be brave enough to climb into the tower basket of tens of meters or even hundreds of meters, and sit for one day, tired! Tang Hong assured his cousin that he was fully qualified for the job. Cousin sipped his wine and said, "Sister, you'd better go back and discuss it with your brother-in-law!"! "
Tang Hong has never been so clear-cut. She is thinking about her income for a year, and besides the expenses of her two children, she can save a lot of money. After several years of hard work, maybe she can buy a house in the city to pay the down payment. Her lofty aspirations subconsciously sheltered this man, as if he had never appeared in her life.
The interview and training of tower crane went smoothly than expected, and the face of the referee's cousin was big enough. Tang Hong went to work soon. Tang Hong had to rent a small house with only one bed and one table in the city because he often had to work overtime until late. The small houses in these villages are so small that they almost push the door open and directly lean against the bed. The small low table behind the door is crowded in the corner. The sound insulation effect is extremely poor, and there are all kinds of inexplicable noises every night. However, Tang Hong is very satisfied, because she has a backache after working the night shift. If only she could lie in bed in time. Cheap rent saves a lot of money, and there will be more left after one month. Tang Hong simply laughed at the thought that he could earn money to grow a season of peppers in a month.
Her son followed his grandparents, and she was very relieved. So, on weekends, Tang Hong called home and urged her daughter to go to cram school. Inevitably, she will say more about her hard work. Often before the words are finished, her daughter interrupts: "If you are bored, you will know to let me study!" She opened her mouth, not knowing what to say. Tang Hong didn't sleep in the same bed with her daughter after her son was born. Almost all the communication between NianLia and Tang Hong has become a one-man show. Often, she talks a lot with earnest heart, but her daughter turns a deaf ear. Sometimes when she is in a hurry, her daughter says maliciously, "You fight. You fought with my dad, but they hit me and killed silence! " ! "Daughter is such a" skill ",a word can make Tang Hong shut up, his heartache for a long time.
On this day, Tang Hong climbed down from the tower crane, hurried into the toilet to solve the problem, and went to the duty room to get his mobile phone in the banter of several men at the construction site. I was shocked when I opened it. More than a dozen missed calls were made by my daughter's class teacher. Her heart was pounding, and she hurried back to the teacher, only to know that the teacher had sent her home. Because the child said that he was depressed, he didn't want to enter the classroom anyway, and he sweated and dizzy when he went in. What's more, a little girl who is close to her daughter scratched her wrist because of depression and was sent to the hospital for dressing.
Tang Hong's legs are weak, and she doesn't care at all. She even rolled and crawled all the way home. Before entering the room, she heard her daughter laughing. She pushed open the door, and her daughter was eating snacks in front of the TV, laughing wildly. She looked at the runner with interest. Tang Hong's pounding heart almost stopped. She looked at her daughter carefully: "Nizi, what's wrong with you?" The child chewed crisp potato chips and looked back at her: "Mom, I must be depressed. You must see me! " "Tang Hong looked at the child who could eat and laugh, but she couldn't believe that she had such a fashionable disease.
Looking at her daughter's return to the hilarious program, Tang Hong was furious and told her to turn off the TV first. I called several times, but I shouldn't. Tang Hong's fire jumped up. In the past, she turned off the TV. The girl suddenly stood up and gave her a hard push. She almost pushed Tang Hong down, rushed into her room and slammed the door without saying a word. Tang's eyes were red and the stars were shining, and he was out of breath holding the table. The child's rude behavior suddenly pierced her heart like a knife, and fear far overwhelmed the pain.
She tried to control her emotions and knocked on her daughter's door. She knocked on the door gently and slowly, not knowing whether she was worried about scaring the child or herself. "Steve, what's wrong with you? Talk to mom! " The room was quiet, and she knocked on the door again, but nothing happened. Tang Hong was so angry that he slammed into the door and almost plunged into it.
The door was unlocked and the girl curled up in bed and fell asleep. She put her pillow in her hands and hooked her head in the bed, like a kitten abandoned by others.
Early the next morning, the telephone of the construction site followed. The leader ten years younger than her scolded her like a dog. Because the project is tense these days, a large number of steel bars and squares shipped from Hale must be shipped quickly. Tang Hong listened to the leader become angry from embarrassment on the phone, and severely suppressed the idea of leaving. She heard that if she didn't want to do it, she planned to leave. Tang Hong can't leave. She needs this job. She really needs it.
She pushed open the door, called her daughter, told her to get up, go to grandma's house to eat some rice and go to school at once. Daughter is still silent, Tang Hong sighed, oneself also feel just charged very boring, had to take the tram to leave in a hurry. On this day, the construction site was particularly busy. Tang Hong climbed the tower crane and stayed in the tower until dark. The lunch served is like a pile of snot in a plastic bag, which is disgusting and difficult to swallow. Although she only drank a little soybean milk for breakfast and emptied it in the toilet before getting up, she still felt uncomfortable for a long time.
She looked at the little red bucket in the corner several times, but she still could not overcome the obstacles in her heart. Although there is a piece of cloth hanging by the window, tearing it off can cover up the shame. Tang Hong wants to put up with it. However, once you have this strong consciousness, you will feel worse and worse, and your abdomen will be miserable. Afraid that she would be busier in the future, she gritted her teeth, took advantage of the tower crane's kung fu to catch her breath, closed the curtains that had been confused by the color, and squatted on the little red bucket to get rid of it. She was not ashamed when she stood up and began to work again. She told herself, "You must treat yourself like a man!" "
When Tang Hong was sore and climbed down from the tower crane, it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening. There is a strange smell in the air at night in spring. At this time in previous years, peppers were desperately watered. Tang Hong remembers that when he watered with a hose, he ran around, and he was very sad. I thought of my daughter again and quickly called my mother-in-law. Tang Hong's heart tensed like hot iron when the sound of his son nursing came. She asked, "Did my sister go to school?" The son said that his sister was watching TV at home and wouldn't let him in. Next to her came the voice of her mother-in-law: "I don't know why I am so angry with my daughter, and I don't eat or go to school!" " I really can't help it! "Tang Hong heard the in the mind like mixing concrete, very not a taste, so we have to collapse on the phone and said," I will go back after these two days! "
The site construction progress is very fast, and the higher the building, the concrete will be hung overnight. Tang Hong believes that besides flying a plane, her job is to stay in the air for the longest time. She has an oral ulcer and stays alone in a tower basket like a chicken nest every day. Her mouth became smelly and painful. Sometimes I think of my daughter, but I still don't understand why children say they are depressed and feel dizzy and sick at school. It's good to have a vibrant school. Tang Hong thought that he often worked from dawn to dark, so tired that he really wanted to climb back. Is he depressed, too .
God was finally willing to attend. It rained heavily and the momentum continued, so the construction site had to stop. Tang Hong was startled when he opened the door in the morning. The home has become a garbage dump, snack bags are thrown all over the house, instant noodle buckets are piled on the table, dripping down, and a lot of hair is lost on the ground. She sighed, cleaned up for three times, five times and two times, pushed open the door to see her daughter and fell asleep. There is a book across the table. She picked it up and looked at it: the simulation of the senior high school entrance examination. She seems to have been hit suddenly, only to remember that the child is about to take the senior high school entrance examination! Over the years, she felt very strong, and she didn't want to lag behind others in everything. She also hurriedly enrolled her daughter in a cram school. But what the child learned, she hardly asked, she seemed to be ignored. When I saw the report card, I was so angry that I wanted to cry. Having a son, she devoted more energy. At that time, she was in a bad mood, because she would think of a series of worrying things, in fact, more reasons came from her man's asshole. Later, when my daughter grew up, she talked back and said some ugly things. She was very depressed.
She sat by her daughter's bed and watched her child curl up in a strange sleeping position. Tang Hong has forgotten the posture of her daughter sleeping beside her when she was a child. There is an open pack of sanitary napkins next to the pillow. When did this girl start menstruating? Tang Hong doesn't seem to remember. She looked at the girl's wrinkled face while sleeping. Is it dysmenorrhea? Tang Hong also had dysmenorrhea before she got married, and sometimes her body would contract with pain. Tang Hong thought about sleeping by the girl's bed.
I woke up suddenly and thought I had slept for a long time. When I open my eyes, I feel uncomfortable. At first glance, my daughter's hands were wrapped around her waist like two crab tongs, and her head was tied to her stomach, still fast asleep. Her heart suddenly warmed up and her nose became sour. It seems that she suddenly understood her daughter's noise and was very sad. She made up her mind to stay at home and sleep with her daughter these nights. After her daughter went to high school, she rented the house next to the school so that she could see her mother after school every day. As for her man, it's beyond her power, fuck it!
Tang Hong slowly turned to the inside, stroking the girl's back gently with her hand, just like putting her to sleep when she was a child. The girl rubbed her clothes with the tip of her nose and tied her tighter! (End)
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