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"Where is the ugliest man in China?"

Women in Chongqing, Dalian, Shanghai, Chengdu and Kunming have become the objects pursued by men. In fact, men in China will be different because of this. This difference is not only similar to the beauty characteristics under the "beauty economy", but even if we look at the whole history of China, the regional temperament of this man is particularly obvious and thought-provoking. 1. Beijing man: A bottle of Yanjing and a roast duck are typical lifestyles of Beijing men. Beijingers are actually not the legendary ones, let alone the gentlemen who soak in Sanlitun Lufthansa. Who isn't a man born in Huangchenggen a bit lucky? This determines that a bunch of idle gentlemen, old and young, are full of power-just look at the flower complex of Mr. Lao She, an old Beijinger, and you will know that this innate natural temperament is the same as that of the aristocratic descendants in London and Berlin. Who can say that any Beijing gentleman has no noble blood? On the other hand, it is not a big problem for grandfathers in Beijing to find jobs. The so-called son of heaven is easy to choose a job, and the advantage is to get the moon first. In addition, the requirements for material life are not high, which determines the strength of Beijing grandpa. This gender determines that there will only be critics and no politicians among men in Beijing. Second, Shanghai men: little men obsessed with money. Since the beginning of last month, a large number of writers of Mandarin Duck and Butterfly School have dreamed of Qinhuai in the ballroom of Shanghai. No matter whether it is the civil war or the ten-year catastrophe, the little people in Shanghai will never play the role of wild pioneers. At most, they write one or two articles about strange things. More little people in Shanghai are material. They are content with the status quo, but they love their jobs. They often put their home first. This is especially true for writers in Shanghai, from Zhang Henshui, a famous romantic master in Shanghai literary world, to Yu, a famous prose master in Chinese and foreign academic circles. They are all typical fashions. In their works, rationality is more than sensibility, and thinking is longer than lyricism. No matter how accomplished a writer is, he can't shout the song of Chu and Qin. 3. Nanjing people: Thinkers along the Qinhuai River As the hometown of gold powder in the Six Dynasties, Nanjing people played a different role from Shanghainese in the history of China. They don't spend time hugging dancers in dance halls or pointing out trends in fashion publications. They are typical thinkers, introverted and taciturn, which is the biggest feature of Nanjing men. Nanjing has a peculiar terrain. Southerners call it the North, while northerners call it the South. They give consideration to the characteristics of the north and the south, do not deceive students, are not exclusive, do not care, and are often good at thinking about their own problems. There are few artists in Nanjing, China, but there are many scholars, which is probably the biggest feature of Nanjing men. 4.Xi 'an's man: Xi 'an, the hero of Kansai in the desert of the ancient city, is the ancient capital of 1 dynasty and the birthplace of Chinese culture. Men also have cultural background. This kind of cultural background is not as exquisite as that of Shanghai men, and you have to wear perfume when you go out. They are not as good at thinking as men in Nanjing. From the outside, they don't look like literati. But there are a large number of literati in Ann: Zhang Yimou, Chen, Jia Pingwa ... whose names shine in China's literary and art circles are all corners with stories on their faces. No one is the kind of little man who lives at home, no one is a man who works hard together, but they are men and tough guys. Men in Xi will not fail easily. In their eyes, men should stand upright like terracotta warriors and horses, even if their faces are full of vicissitudes, they will not fail for thousands of years. This is a man. Five, Wuhan men: the lingering of water and fire Wuhan men are the least distinctive. It turned out that an ancient cultural city was dressed as an industry. Laid-off workers seem to be Wuhan men to outsiders. They pedal three rounds, squat in food stalls, have hot and rude mouths and are unreasonable. Wuhan is one of the three major cities along the Yangtze River. The advantage of the moon, the temperature of the stove, and the openness and cheerfulness of Wuhan men. When they speak loudly, they can put on underwear, go shirtless and show off on Jianghan Road or Wuhan Square. The most striking feature of Wuhan men is their contempt for culture. For example, there is an academician across the table, and they will say in their hearts: Damn it, it's just a teacher, what's going on! In their eyes, no matter how big a scholar is, he is just a teacher and a street vendor is also the chairman. This is the sex of men in Wuhan. On the one hand, it is domineering, on the other hand, it seems to have S-like inferiority. Sixth, Chongqing men: ascetic monks in the stove In Chongqing, where beautiful women are like clouds, men are generally divided into two types: one is a tough guy like Xu Yunfeng, who can pump beer bottles to the sky; One is similar to Zhigao Pu. They are often afraid to appear in public, timid, but try to show their gentlemanly demeanor. Like Wuhan and Nanjing, Chongqing is as hot as a sauna. Some men also have an imposing manner and are not afraid of anything. When watching the ball, there is a sound. This kind of man is honest and frank, and his wife can rest assured. Another kind of man is different. They can be little men at home, or they can cook, buy food and take care of their children honestly. Unfortunately, they are not firm and follow the trend. In a word, men in Chongqing live in stoves and seldom travel. In the vast mountain city, they bear the unbearable pressure of ordinary people and become a group of ascetic monks in China. Guangzhou Men: As we all know, the early song "Love Will Win" by the southernmost pioneer made Guangzhou men a typical example of China men's desperation. Chaozhou people and Shantou people are the earliest trade pioneers in China. Without them, there would be no famous China Thirteen Lines and Guangzhou Shipping Company. At the beginning of reform and opening up, the whole country extended in all directions. Guangzhou men's business has been done all over the country, even the world. They can work 0 hours a day. What they often say is: Women are used as men and men use machines. What if the machines break down? It's fixed. It still works. Guangzhou men like a fast-paced life, and people come and go in the streets at six o'clock in the morning, which Guangzhou people are very proud of. In the eyes of outsiders, Guangzhou people are a group of machines that only know how to make money and don't understand emotional appeal. Unfortunately, Sun Yat-sen University is the most leisure university in China, which is hardly mentioned by Guangzhou people. Eight, Shenyang Male: A hero's clearance Many people think that the representative of Shenyang male is Zhang Xueliang and Zhang Shaoshuai is a romantic lover, but it does not mean that all Shenyang males have that temperament. At the end of the day, men in Shenyang are all men of Zhang Dashuai gender. They take out wine bottles and fuck Lao Tzu and scold Lao Tzu. Like girls in the northeast, boldness is the characteristic of Shenyang men, which also makes Shenyang men branded as rude and unreasonable, also known as "I don't know how brave I am until I get to Shenyang". In fact, Shenyang men are timid, not unreasonable men. Shenyang men can't play tricks. They will take good care of their families and treat their friends honestly. The sincerity of northerners is vividly expressed in Shenyang men. Many Shanghai girls go to Shenyang to find men because Shenyang men are brave and have a luxurious taste. This is the greatest affirmation and the best summary of Shenyang men. 9. Tianjin people: Tianjin, a leisure scholar of Jinghai School, is near the sea and near the capital. It turned out to be the Acropolis in Beijing, so it was called Tianjin Wei. Therefore, Tianjin men also have the temperament of a soldier. They are less talkative and more righteous, but they are sticky and not good at expressing, but they have strong feelings. This is the perfect combination of Beijing and Shanghai schools. Tianjin men know humor, life is not only casual, but also arty, dabbling in antique calligraphy and painting, and the academic atmosphere is one of the strongest in the country. They are not good at thinking, but they like to pretend to think? They don't like the inconsistency between words and deeds. Like all northern men, they speak and do things directly. Tianjin is a leisure city, which combines the characteristics of Beijing culture and Shanghai culture, and is accompanied by the fragrance of Tianjin big twist. This flavor only belongs to Tianjin, and a strong leisure and a group of comfortable gentlemen constitute the unique scenery of Tianjin men. X. Chengdu Men: Gentlemen shining in the west As a western man, Chengdu men are different from Xi men and Chongqing men. Small bridges and flowing water, a cup of tea, a pair of mahjong and an Otto car constitute their whole life. Men in Chengdu are all good players. They are not as family-oriented as men in Nanjing and Shanghai, nor as hardworking as men in Hangzhou and Guangzhou. They are leisure, but they are not built on a rich material basis. They advocate the concept of post-colonial consumption, which they call "one uses the other". There is a saying in China literary circles that foreign scholars must go to Sichuan if they want to succeed, and Sichuan scholars must go out of Sichuan if they want to succeed. Sima Xiangru, Guo Moruo, Ba Jin and Wei Minglun are all typical examples of going out of Sichuan. Chengdu men are just like them. They are handsome but not tall and straight, and they are undoubtedly a group of gentlemen in the unrestrained cultural characteristics of the West.