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We are all adults, there is no need to bicker, just don't talk to each other.
I drifted north alone and left my hometown. Since then, the villagers have never drunk well water.
3, the feeling of taking the courier is like reuniting with the long-lost flesh and blood, but often after opening it, I find that the child looks like the old king next door.
We are all adults, there is no need to bicker. It's good to die of old age.
You are walking in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.
6, you don't show any signs, people want to pull you, I don't know where your hand is.
7. The most amazing thing in life often happens at the moment when you are ready to give up hope.
8. You changed my religious belief. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost
9. Think of me if you have nothing to do. It's not a crime to think about it anyway.
10, endless acacia blood and tears cast red beans, endless spring flowers bloom all over the building.
I find that holding your hand is like pulling a dog.
12. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.
13, what makes people exhausted is not the thing itself-it is the mentality of suffering from loss before and after.
14, other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.
15, what is the pain that can be touched? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
Irrelevant sentences.
The strangeness of old age is your last long-lasting affection for me. Should I be happy that you have a long-term love for me, or should I be sad that this long-term love has actually died of old age.
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First, I thought that some people would never see each other again after saying goodbye, but they always lived by my side. I'm afraid to see it.
Second, if we can still be friends after breaking up with each other, it is not true love, but it is true love to live and die together.
Third, sometimes close relatives will become strangers if there is a family dispute. Old age and death do not communicate with each other. It's everyone's home with parents. One parent counts as a family. When parents are gone, they become relatives. Politeness is a good relative. It's not worth it if one side gets a little cold shoulder or reciprocates. This relative may break off diplomatic relations.
Fourth, we will meet many people in our life. Some people will walk beside you, never talking about old age and death, and others will always accompany you and share your joys and sorrows. We never see the hustle and bustle of fate, always thinking that there will be another chance next time. In fact, what time steals is always precious under your eyes, so cherish the people in front of you.
5. Every time I read an article on lofter that after getting along for a period of time, one party is desperate to break up, but the other party is stubborn and unwilling to let go, my heart will be very flustered, because it is so true, it seems that I will die of old age in the next second.
6. Don't get to know anyone too soon. Don't think that you have the same topic and a lot in common from the beginning. You are bosom friends who have known each other for a long time. Many times, you quickly lost your heart and cut your lungs, but eventually you died of old age because of inexplicable things. Most of the language is false, and what you experienced together is true. Good people often have a mean mouth, while bad people often have a sweet mouth. Time will teach you to see every face clearly. Maybe some people, if they slow down, will become real friends with them.
Seven, but at the end of the story, two flowers bloom, and both sides are old and dead.
When I was in high school, I often played tricks on me. I was too lazy to talk to him. It doesn't matter if you didn't see him when you met him. Today I know he has cancer? My classmates told me to let go of any grievances. After all, that's what he is, a grudge? Laugh to death and I will respect his feud with me. But staying away from each other is just a fart. I didn't even bother to look at him. Do I still have time to do that nasty thing with him that makes me sick? It's also quite pitiful.
Nine, every time I want to pay off my debt, I feel that another person has never contacted me. Thank you very much. Give me the money.
Ten, the new semester's wish is: don't bother me with annoying people, it's best to die of old age.
The strangeness of old age and death is our long-term love.
12. I would rather die of old age.
Thirteen, the seventh day today, nearly three days have passed since the fourth day of the incident, but it seems that it has not improved. The eyes that have cried are still uncomfortable, maybe they have been crying for too long. It's getting closer and closer to the birth of the baby. I must be strong. I have to iron the bottle. The bag has just been prepared. Scorpion's grudges are not ordinary grudges, either I am not in contact with you, or you are exhausted if you are afraid of being tired!
14. It's no use getting angry. All I ask is that after the contract expires, the company and Tae Heng will go their separate ways and never contact each other.
15. I was so noisy yesterday that I didn't want to talk to each other. I turned my back on money. The next day, I was invited to have morning tea. Just take me to the station until the bus leaves. I saw her standing there.
16. I am really angry, so it is enough not to contact once, even if I don't remember for a long time. That feeling embarrassed people my age.
Seventeen, dare to blacken, can't delete, it's okay, labor and capital will help you, once and for all, and die of old age.
18. I always fall in love with those who don't want to love me seriously, and I always make the people I love seriously die of old age.
19, Huan, you like Kelly, don't say anything. If you don't tell me, I won't ask. Even if we were close before, we would still be apart. You have something you insist on, and I have my proud stubbornness. That's it. Ok, don't argue, you can make a commitment to life and death. Send a message to remind yourself that you care about everything left around you.
Twenty, there are many reasons for the weakening of the relationship: one does not ask, and the other does not speak sentences. One is embarrassed to ask, the other is perfunctory to answer, and then gradually drift away, and die of old age.
Twenty-one, now this person is really strange. First, he looks like he has never touched and hates each other, and then he looks like nothing has happened. He seems to be devoted to love. You don't care that your children are not well distributed or that you have too much property to share. It's really interesting.
Twenty-two, I am at home because my parents are here! The house belongs to my parents. You have no right to let me out! If the house is yours, I won't come in! From now on, I will pretend that I don't have this brother! From now on, I will never talk to you again! If my mother gave birth to my sister, he wouldn't exist! How I envy the only child! In addition, there is also a place called tongue-pulling hell, which is dedicated to pulling out the tongues of those bitches who make irresponsible remarks behind their backs!
Don't invite too many people into your life. Sometimes you suddenly get on well with some people. If you have nothing to do, you will talk all your life, but in the end you will die of old age for no reason. Not everyone regards you as a friend, and not everyone cares about you. Don't make yourself so tired just to cater to some people. It is better to make friends with people who are really kind to you than to please everyone. One confidant is worth a thousand casual acquaintances.
Twenty-four, I met too many people, trapped in a relationship with no retreat, and devoted myself to an impossible person. They asked: should we choose to be friends or not to be friends with each other?
Twenty-five, I only want to live and die with you in this life.
26. I hope tomorrow's result will be a joke, so I can accept it even if we break up.
Twenty-seven, everyone is an adult, there is no need to bicker and die, just don't talk to each other. I never think that being friendly is because I know that people and history live well separately.
Twenty-eight, finally, that touching love has become a life-long relationship between two people.
Twenty-nine, these days, I finally realized what it is like to suddenly alienate the person I love the most.
30. Not all farewells have a fixed ceremony. Some farewells are silent alienation until death.
Thirty-one, their own well-being, from now on, I don't want to contact each other. Today, I saw the message sent, and finally realized that I had done nothing wrong. So far, cool and thin.
Thirty-two, the joke that day, I don't want to talk to each other, has come true. It's ironic that I hate you when people come and go.
Happy New Year! I wish those couples who change seats and beds with me in the car break up as soon as possible, especially those who don't want Lian Bi to have a good result: old age and death don't interact!
There are always a lot of troubles in 356 days a year. I can't describe it. It's okay to say the least. I really don't understand what's wrong with people now. It's especially good when it's good Terrible time, as old as an enemy, drunk. It's killing me Still lying down and being scolded for no reason. There are a lot of headaches.
Thirty-five, everyone is a modest protagonist, but he lives like a supporting role. When he meets an annoying person, he can't slap people in the face, or smile or stay away from each other like the heroine in the novel.
Thirty-six, why do you all love black Scorpio? In fact, it doesn't exist. If Scorpio is extremely disappointed with a person, he will die of old age and will not talk nonsense!
Talking about old age and death
Life is like taking a train. Halfway through the car, it is common to go up and down. How many people pass by and then die of old age. Only close friends and people who love you will always accompany you to the last stop of your life. Don't be too melancholy, don't care too much, the person who really deserves your care will always be by your side. The train of life, seeing a scenery at one stop, is the terminal unconsciously. Satisfied with fate, the journey of life will be full of happiness.
Talking about old age and death
First, it seems that everyone's life is similar. An unconnected first love, an unforgettable lover, then struggled for two years after graduation and began to go home to pursue stability. Then he found a so-called economical and practical person to live with. Before he decided, he got married and never got married, gave birth to a Uglydoll and began to complain: This is not what I want at all.
Second, some people, you can't say I wish them happiness, but I also hope they are all right. Compared with this life, I hope that at the end of my memory, I will remember the best time of loving and being loved. Perfection and letting go are the best for each other.
Third, the last tear shed. It's my disappointing performance. Since then. I didn't waver inside. The heart is like a calm acceptance. Your stuff. You have the right to handle it in the way you like. In the same way. It is also my right to go or not. Before the dignity disappears. I don't care. Eighteen years ago, I was doomed to lose my dignity in front of you. Never enjoyed anything. So there is nothing to give up. Old age and death do not communicate with each other. Not my character. But giving in is not my cowardice. Heart. Not hot. Tears. It doesn't flow.
Fourth, it's really enough for a woman like you who has no quality, no interest and no pattern. You are really suitable for old age and death, and you will die alone.
5. Sometimes it is easier to accept when you are old and dead than to say hello ~
6. I haven't thought about it before, but now it seems really comfortable. Delete, die of old age.
7. It's really unlucky to receive such a call at night, but the ghost never leaves. What do I have to do with my own death? I knew you'd watch it. I hope I can live in peace in the future, and I won't touch each other.
Eight, after a long time, you will understand that some people will never see each other again when they are separated, and the harm they have done can never be made up; Some people can't say I wish them happiness, but I hope they are all right; You would rather stand on the other side of the memory and recall the best time about loving and being loved than not being in touch with each other in this life.
Nine, hello everyone. I can see the story of the visitor. If I have a member, I will tell you at the top. Please stop peeking at me. People who don't contact much don't always look at me, which is a bit annoying. Why am I so good? Aren't you bored after reading it?
Ten, people who have never been in contact with feelings can be friends, and those who have really loved can't wait to die.
Eleven, who and who don't know each other too quickly, don't think that the topic is the same at first, there are many similarities. At the same time, you are probably two completely different people. Many times, you pour out your heart quickly, but because of inexplicable things, you finally die of old age, or better, become a relationship that is neither salty nor light. Maybe some people, if they slow down, will become real friends with them.
Many times, I just want to have a nodding acquaintance with you, them and others, so I won't go deep into too many emotions because I'm afraid of leaving, breaking up, not contacting, and losing my enthusiasm.
Thirteen, leave the wrong place, avoid people you don't want to see, forget things from now on, and die of old age. So safe!
Fourteen, not all farewells have formal farewells. Those people know that most farewells will be reunited on an unexpected day, but those silent farewells will only become more and more alienated until they die of old age.
Fifteen, we agreed not to contact, and I did.
Sixteen, please! The enclosure is self-sprouting! Zz always sends messages to Weibo, and also goes to Uncle Weibo to persuade him to leave points. Do you really want them to die of old age?
17. Don't say hello when you meet face to face. Even if you meet me, pretend not to know me. Even if friends are having dinner, please be like strangers. Being away from each other is the best blessing for me.
Eighteen, so two people, from now on, have become strangers who are not in contact with each other? It was really hard and heartbreaking.
Nineteen, you said that if one day we get separated and don't talk to each other, and then we meet someone else, then let's go back to each other.
20. Being friendly, polite and tolerant is an emotion that exists in order to meet each other in the future. There is no need to be polite to those malicious taunts, accusations and even humiliations. If you don't want to live or die, you don't have to leave any room for war. There will always be some regrets in life, but don't use them on those wicked people.
Twenty-one, it is said that at the funeral, my brother who turned against me and died of old age also came, but in the end he was not allowed in. He stood outside the door and cried.
Twenty-two, one day, my father decided to divorce for a mistress, and broke up with us, torn apart. This is the best ending I can think of, my dad and us.
Twenty-three, from now on, no attachments, no contact! I won't remember you anymore.
Twenty-four, finally have time and leisure to check the list of friends in the circle of friends. All the horizontal lines will be deleted, and I will give you no contact.
Twenty-five, if I were my peers, I would definitely have a quarrel with my mother and die. I am helpless, and I will only go upstairs and cry without eating or drinking.
In the past two years, I have met many people, many people have become friends, and many people have become people who have no contact with each other. Better clean them up! I used to be complacent about meeting new people, but now I'm afraid of meeting new people and spending so much time. Maybe others are still laughing at your stupidity! Like to stay at home, don't go anywhere, occasionally in a daze, occasionally crazy!
Twenty-seven, I have never ruined my memories of youth. I know that is the most precious thing of youth. Unfortunately, you always want to destroy this memory. People have to face the tree and die of old age.
Twenty-eight, I advise some people not to treat feelings as trifles. If two people know each other, if the woman doesn't like the man, tell him clearly that I don't like you, and then don't play with the man between applause, thinking that you are more valuable. Pick this fault and pick that fault as soon as you get home. When the man's parents are old, they will go to the woman's unit to make peace. What's more, they are cruel enough to take a book that they can't be too honest. Still yelling at that man, what qualifications? Look in the mirror, make do with that man first, and then dump him as soon as there is a good one, because you are never sure that you are the boyfriend of that woman, just an ordinary friend, the kind of spare tire that can be changed at any time. This man is too timid. However, good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. It's not that the time has not come.
Twenty-nine, whether it is family and friends, or classmates and colleagues, you can wear a pair of pants when you are ready, and you can die of old age when you fall out.
Thirty, I can't sleep when I have something on my mind. Be Big! Such worrying things will not happen, even if they do, they will feel indifferent! Wave them away! What can I say these days? I've seen human nature anyway. On one of my closest relatives, I just pray for an end and then die of old age.
If Leo hates a person, no matter what he does or even breathes, it is wrong. It's best to hate each other and never talk to each other. Everything is fine.
32. Today, my friend told me that she broke up with the male ticket. The men's tickets are arranged to talk together. She didn't dare to look at him during the conversation because she was afraid of tears. She just looked at the glass on the table and finally left without saying goodbye or saying goodbye. She asked me if I was hopeless, because when I drove away, her tears came down. I didn't speak, but I think I left completely. Bless her and meet the happiness that suits her.
33. It is slowly discovered that we are no longer the kind of relationship that can be separated from each other after breaking up.
Thirty-four, the circle of friends is very divided. There will be completely different views on the same thing, each saying his own, each scolding his own, and he has no knowledge. This well reflects the characteristics of China's public opinion field and China's society. In addition, the topics, entertainment points and wonderful degree of different occupations and classes are completely different. It looks like a China and a WeChat circle, but it has a completely different world. Just around the corner, old age and death are not related.
Thirty-five. If it's gone, it's gone. I hope you can be a qualified ex-boyfriend, otherwise you can't talk to each other.
Thirty-six, not yet. You jump first and then fly. Honestly, is anyone paying attention to you? People may be fine under the furniture, or they may die of old age. To put it bluntly, does it matter to you? I advise you to accumulate virtue and talk less about swearing. He is your treasure, so what if the other person is not someone else's treasure?
A Philosophical Copy of Old Age and Death
The immortal philosophical copy-1. You feel tired because you haven't found the right person, but you don't have the courage to change.
2, success is attributed to the person who stabbed the knife in the back!
3, ups and downs, I taste it myself, I carry it myself, I am my own sun, and I don't need anyone's light.
4, things that don't need to be explained, you have already lost when you open your mouth!
What you gave me will eventually be given to others without reservation.
6. The reason for the screenshot is that I know I will never hear that again.
7. Many times, it is not others who have changed, but you who have changed, become aggressive, dissatisfied and demanding more.
8. If my enthusiasm is repeatedly dampened by you, goodbye.
Philosophical sentence: some people are like whips, raising the hidden pain in memory.
9. Don't refuse to get off just because you have made one stop, or you will get farther and farther away from the finish line.
10, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "Isn't it just the color?"
1 1. The man who was particularly kind to you at first fell in love with you, and the man who was kind to you at first wanted to marry you.
12, I'm worried that my lisping will drive away important people around me.
13, the times are terrible. I believe the future will always be warm.
14 In fact, all kinds of people who speak ill of you behind your back are not as good as you. Those who are really better than you, those who are more beautiful than you, those who are more handsome than you, those who are more motivated than you, and those who are more awesome than you can't be recognized at all.
15, don't you think I speak loudly, baby? Don't you know that yelling is for dogs?
16, even the best horse can't hold its head down, let alone people.
17, thinking too much will ruin you, remember children.
18, everyone has someone who can't let go. Is it a hard injury or a soft spot?
19, unless that person can make your life better than when you were single, why leave single for that person?
20, tired, don't like how time is not old, we have already dispersed.
Philosophical copy 2 2 1, tired of not loving me, afraid of cherishing too much, and finally leaving nothing behind.
I don't owe anyone, but I owe my parents too much. They treat me better than anyone else.
23. I don't believe in such nonsense as demanding all the time in my life. All I know is that if you don't fight for it, you will have nothing.
24. What will last forever and what will last until death do us part. Are just excuses for icing on the cake.
25. I am just an ordinary person. When I am thirsty, I will drink water. When I am sleepy, I feel sleepy. I might let go.
26. If you can threaten someone with "ignoring you", then this person must love you very much.
27. I'm sorry, I have never made you proud, but you regard me as a treasure. -For parents.
28. If this society is ugly, you will lose 80%.
29. Time will not go back, and I will not look back.
30. Think more about your own shortcomings and don't always complain that people around you are not sincere to you.
3 1, the sister is for taking care of, and the sister is for soaking.
32. You can't fall in love without meeting a few assholes!
33. This era is an era without heroes. I don't want to be eliminated. I want to do worse than others.
I'll stay here until you find me, okay? Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.
35. Thank those who missed me and let me meet the right person!
The hickey on your neck really blinded me.
37, an empty city, you say Sansheng, and then only empty. A person, a shadow, an old book.
38. Those who don't take the initiative to find you are often the one in the special group. Let me know that I'm not the only one, okay?
What matters is not how good he is, but how good he is to you!
Dear yourself, if you don't work hard, you will really have nothing.
Philosophical copy 3 4 1. The person who always speaks ill of you behind your back and pretends to be nice to you in front of you is called J.
42. Being laughed at when you are angry is a very hurtful thing.
Why do you accuse a girl who loves you deeply of not being sensible enough?
44. Seven days is not enough to express my love for my motherland.
45.80% girls use silence to express their pain. When a girl chooses to ignore you, you should know that you really hurt her.
46. Unfortunately, I have never felt the feeling of being firmly chosen.
47. There is no gain for no reason, only unremitting efforts.
48. People's eyes have 57.6 billion pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.
49. Be the protagonist in your own life, not the spectator in other people's lives.
50. The world is really small. It seems that I don't know who I will meet when I turn around. The world is really big, as if turning around and not knowing who will disappear.
5 1, I want a long-term relationship, even if I go away, I will still hug.
52. The same mistake will be made twice, because the first time is not painful enough.
53. Not cherishing me is enough to prove that you are blind.
Hehe, forget it. If he still likes you, he will come back for you. Stop chasing and keep it in your heart. Bye. Don't bother me anymore. Well informed.
55. The teacher said: The National Day holiday is just a teacher's holiday, and you students are just doing your homework in another place.
If you give something that others don't need, why care that others don't cherish it?
I know I can't get into your eyes, let alone your heart.
58. Have you ever tried to cry and endure shivering sadness at night?
59. Unexpected warmth and endless hope for life.
60. liking a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.
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