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Classic online funny quotations

Hard life needs no explanation.

◆ Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

◆ Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

◆ After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

◆ Listen to your words and hang the Southeast Branch.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

The tongue is longer than the teeth, and the software is longer than the hardware.

◆ Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

The bird is big, and the Woods are full of mood phrases.

◆ Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

◆ There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

◆ If beauty is a recommendation letter, then kindness is a credit card!

The tongue is longer than the teeth, and the software is longer than the hardware.

◆ playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

◆ Hearing a name reminds me of one thing, which makes the city quiet and makes people tremble.

◆ If beauty is a recommendation letter, then kindness is a credit card!

The tongue is longer than the teeth, and the software is longer than the hardware.

◆ Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

In addition to teeth, there is love in the world. Interesting sentences

Even though gold always shines, I don't know which one I am when there is gold all over the ground.

◆ People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆ Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

Listen to you and leave me ten books.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

◆ I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

◆ If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

◆ The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

It is not difficult to drive, but there are new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so how can I have outstanding taste?