What is American humor?

The United States is a country full of humor. Open any major newspaper in the United States and there will be at least two full pages devoted to cartoons and humor columns.

There are many types of American humor:

First: cold humor.

"The day after tomorrow is actually tomorrow?"

"Why?"

"Because today is yesterday." - "Annoying Harry"

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He replied: "The biggest difference is: when doing business, the customer is always right; when being a police officer, the customer is always wrong."

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"You are Mr. Kaplan, right?"

"You can't say I am, because I'm not." "North by Northwest"

One company specializes in The advertisement for a beauty salon for breast augmentation and butt augmentation is: "As long as you come in, it's no big deal."

Third: Wisdom and humor

"Is this rare in France? My family There are too many to eat. Please come as a guest when you have time."

"I have thought of various ways to deal with them, but I forgot to use French. "——"The Man Who Knew Too Much, 1956"

A doctor in a private clinic was preparing to go abroad for a vacation, so he asked his son, who had just graduated from medical school, to stay for a month.

A month later, the doctor came back from vacation abroad and asked how his son was doing.

The son said proudly: "I have completely cured a heart attack patient that you have been treating for 10 years."

Unexpectedly, the father yelled: "Asshole" ! Do you think you are smart and capable? You don’t even think about how you paid for medical school all these years!”

Fourth: Good-natured sarcasm

Mr. She just met a few minutes ago."

Female: "But you two look like old friends to me.

France is such a friendly country." "To Catch a Thief." "

There is a motto written on the wall of a bar: "There are usually two reasons why a man comes to drink: either because he does not have a wife at home, or because he already has one at home. ”

Fifth: Scale joke (paragraph that can be used as a small joke)

Old man: “I broke the law and I dare not see the police.”

Daughter. : "Dad, you just smuggled a box of whiskey, you are not a smuggler."

(Daughter's boyfriend Smith is here)

Old man: "Smith, you What do you do at the police station?"

Inspector: "Investigating homicides."

Old man: "Don't care about smuggling cases?"

Inspector: " I'm not good at smuggling, so I can at most catch someone smuggling whiskey." - "Stage Fright"

Sixth: Black Humor

Fly to Las Vegas. The Vegas flight was about to arrive at its destination, and the captain's voice came over the radio: "Las Vegas is almost here, please fasten your seat belts." Then he lost no time in adding: "Fasten your seat belts too." wallet. "It's so funny