Playful and funny double eleven copywriting

Playful and funny double eleven copywriting

1. I clearly remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

2. You have sweet love, and I have a bald head.

A rich woman can't let love trip her up.

4. Being single is an elite. Please don't call me single dog. My nickname is lone wolf.

When I pay the down payment, I feel that I have earned the whole world, and when I pay the final payment, I feel that the whole world is gone.

6. I'll hand this bitch over first.

7. I paid the down payment, my eyes were quick and my eyes were quick, and I paid the last payment, so I couldn't sleep.

8. How do you pick up girls? What is the appropriate water temperature?

9. Today's broadcast: 0 new boyfriends, 0 suspected boyfriends and 0 confirmed boyfriends.

10. Fat for nothing, no hope of getting off the bill.

1 1. There are 100 sweet ways: eat sugar+eat cake+miss you 98 times.

12. Does anyone collect idle treasures? I'm free anyway.

13. Be careful when crossing the lawn, so as not to get dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

14. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day ~

15. Challenge singles 100 days.