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Qinqiang Sanniang teaches her son to sing.

Full play script

(Wang Chune. )

Wang Chune (the introduction) is based on frost and chastity, and his widowed godson became famous.

(Reading) It's a pity that my husband is in Zhenjiang, and the loom is bright every day. I hope my son can get on the dragon and tiger list and leave a good reputation forever.

(White) Nuga, Wang Chune. My husband Xue Guang went to Zhenjiang to do trade and didn't want to die in Zhenjiang. Because Xue Bao moved back, he hated Zhang and Liu, and after her husband died, they remarried one after another. It was I who swore never to marry again, raised the son of Qianfang, named Brother Yi, and went to South China to study and attack books. I can't help knitting silk in the computer room. To be exact:

(Reading) The clouds don't know the morning and evening, and the snow is deep and the road is high.

(Adagio Huang Er) Wang Chune sat in a thatched cottage and sighed.

It's sad to think of my husband.

Encountered the misfortune of Xuelang House in Zhenjiang,

Thanks to old Xue Bao, he brought the body back.

Slaves are like geese in the south, losing their group and companions.

Slaves are like broken pears, which cannot be reunited.

Xue Yier is like an arrow leaving the string.

Old Xue Bao is like a boat in the waves.

Will come to the computer room to weave silk,

Waiting for my son to come home.

Xue Yige (Inner White) was scared.

(Xue yige. )

Xue Yige (held in the second spring) has Xue leaning on this book at school.

Turn around and go home with the book of sages.

All the students gossiped one after another,

He told me that I had no mother.

So go home,

(Xue Bao. )

Xue Bao (Bai) At this time, I haven't seen the Oriental come back. It seems that the old slave is outside.

Xue Yige quarreled with his mother.

I saw old Xue Bao standing in front of the door.

(White) See Xuebao.

Xue Bao (Bai) is back.

Xue Yige (Bai) is back. Where is my mother?

Xue Bao (Bai) Your mother is knitting silk in the computer room.

Xue Yige (Bai) took me to see him.

Xuebao (Bai) Wait a minute, have dinner with the old slave.

Xue Yige (Bai) met my mother before dinner.

Xue Bao (Bai), you are going to be scared.

Ha ha ha. ...

Xue Yige (Bai) is here.

(Xue Bao. )

Xue Yige (Er Quan original board) heard that it was the silk woven by my mother's computer room.

Come forward and pay tribute to your mother.

(white) look at mom.

Wang Chune (white). Afraid, are you back?

Xue Yige (Bai) is back.

Why did you go to school early today?

Teacher Xue Yige (Bai) was not at school, so he came back early.

(Bai) can recite this book.

Xue Yige (Bai) was scared and was reciting after dinner.

I recited the book (in white) before eating.

Xue Yige (Bai) wants to recite.

Wang Chune (white) will face outward.

Xue Yige (white) is.

Wang Chune (white) is afraid of his back.

Xue Yige (Bai) was so frightened that I forgot the end of the book.

(White) How can you forget the end of the book when you forget the beginning of the book?

Xue Yige (Bai) is good, forgetting the beginning of the book. Mom, please mention it to me.

Wang Chune (white) "Ceng Zi said,' I check my body three times a day.' "

Xue Yige (white) "Ceng Zi said' three rescues a day'." "

Wang Chune (white) "For ..."

Xue Yige's mother is afraid. Why are we at home?

Wang Chune (white) "Is it cheating for others?"

Xue Yige (white) Oh, "Is it cheating for others?" Hu Hu Hu, incense burner tile lamp Hu Hu.

Wang Chune (white) back down.

Xue Yige (white) backed down.

(White) Ask you to recite.

Xue Yige (Bai) asked you to recite.

Wang Chune (White) Tsui Hark.

Xue Yige (white) mouth.

(White) Good.

(double-spring rocker) can play with French,

Xue Yige (double-reed rocker) Are you shy to hit other people's children?

(White) Mom, if you want to fight, give birth to one and raise one. You are ashamed of hitting other people's children.

Bai is afraid. Which of these two sentences taught you?

Xue Yige can eat rice and read books. Can't these two words be said?

Wang Chune's speech was two good words, but it was too late.

Xue Yige (Bai), if you don't hit me today, I won't say anything.

Wang Chune (White) Oh, how terrible!

Xue Yige (Bai) Hey, what a fright! White stage.

Wang Chune (Erchunyuan) little slave caught my words:

Silent Wang Chune.

Tell Mrs. Xue Langfu to wait for me,

Waiting for your wife to see Yamaraja,

My husband Xue Langfu was scared. ...

(Xue Bao. )

Xuebao (Er Quan original board) Xiaodong people came to the computer room to make trouble after school.

It's like adding fuel to the fire

(Wang Chune is crying. )

Xuebao (White) Ouch!

(Er Quan original board) The third wife is sitting in the computer room crying.

Turn around and ask an oriental.

(White) Oriental.

What does Xue Yige (Bai) do?

Xuebao (Second Spring Original Board) What your mother taught you was wrong.

Why treat good words as bad words?

eastern ...

Xue Yige (Bai), mind your own business.

Xuebao (white) eh ...

(Erchunyuan Board) This is the fault of the adopted son, not the godfather.

If you don't teach strictly, you will be lazy.

Old Xue Bao knelt down as soon as he entered the computer room.

(White) Sanniang is afraid. ...

(Er Quan original board) Why is Sanniang angry?

Wang Chune (the second spring of the original board) old Xue Bao, you don't have to complain bitterly.

San Niang said to listen carefully to Root Miao:

Since ancient times, it has been said that raising a charming child can last a lifetime.

Who knows that the little slave fell halfway for no reason on weekdays.

Xue Bao (Erchunyuanban) advised Sanniang to rest until tears fell.

The old slave said to the root seedling who listened carefully:

Look at it, look at the young people in the East,

I hope that Sanniang will miss the East and the next world will be early.

Only leave this young prospect, we must punish him lightly and forgive him once, and there will be no next time.

Wang Chune (Second Spring Board of Directors) You said he was young and broad-minded.

Speak louder, Asian copper knife.

Since ancient times, people are not as good as heaven.

How can a hundred flowers blossom for a hundred days?

Weave a machine to teach you something,

(white) or not,

Xue Bao (Bai) San Niang has patience!

Wang Chune (double-spring rocker) cut off the intersection of nose.

(Wang Chune is crying. )

Xuebao (White) Ouch!

(two spring rockers) See Sanniang cutting her nose angrily,

Scared my old Xue Bao.

Stand up and talk to each other,

Respect the three ladies and listen carefully to the source:

They are only dyed for the life of Zhenjiang, an old oriental.

Qian Shan, the old slave, and Qian Shan, the old slave, moved back.

(White) The old slave hates it!

Is Wang Chune (white) annoying?

Xue Bao (Bai) San Niang,

(Er Quan shakes the board) I only hate Zhang and Liu. He changed his mind.

One by one, wear a skirt and get married.

Wang Chune (crying) Alas. ...

Xue Bao (Bai) is so happy!

Where does Wang Chune's (white) happiness come from?

Xue Bao (Bai) San Niang,

(two spring rockers) I'm only glad that the third wife made a big wish.

You said you would never remarry, teach a fool.

Wang Chune (white) alas. ...

Xue Bao (Bai) San Niang didn't say anything, and the old slave understood.

Wang Chune (white) understand where?

Wang Chune (second spring shakes) He, he, he, he said that I am not his real mother.

Xuebao (Bai) has an existing family law here. When he knelt in front of your mother, you said, "Mom scared her. When the child came back from school, she was offended by one sentence. This is the existing family law. I hope she will hold high and fall gently; Hit once, like ten times; Hit ten times, like a hundred times; Hit the child, the pain is in the mother's heart. " Your mother loves her son, so she won't hit you.

I know these two sentences of Xue Yige (Bai).

Xue Bao (Bai) is back. When your mother asks you, just tell her that what you said was not taught by an old slave.

All for his youth, his old age, his youth, his old age, his helplessness and his mother's anxiety.

(white) will do!

Xue Bao (Bai) San Niang taught her a lesson.

Wang Chune (Adagio Huang Er) is in charge of family law,

Xuebao (double-spring rocker) Old Xuebao is busy with the front gear.

You have to hit the old slave a few times,

The Three Mothers and Godsons is adapted from a mime by Li Yu, a dramatist and novelist in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties. Ma plays Snow Treasure and Zhang Junqiu plays Wang Chune.

In the Ming Dynasty, Confucian scholar Xue Guang went to Zhenjiang to do business. There are a wife Zhang, a concubine Liu and a concubine Wang at home. Liu gave birth to a son, and the baby's name depends on his brother. Another old servant, Xue Bao. In Zhenjiang, Xue Guang met a fellow villager and took it home with 520 platinum. Unexpectedly, the man swallowed platinum, bought an empty coffin, stopped in the middle of nowhere, thought Xue Guang's coffin, went back to his hometown to inform Zhang and others, and carried the room to howl so that Xue Baoyun could be transported back to the coffin for burial. After the family came down, Zhang and Liu became poor and remarried one after another. Deeply disdainful, the Third Mother Wang vowed to work hard with Xue Bao to bring up her younger brother and send him to school, while she was weaving, so that she could be promoted.

Brother Yi was laughed at by his classmates at school as a son without a mother, so he went home in a fit of pique and denied that San Niang was his mother. His language was quite shocking, and San Niang was furious and broke the knife to show her refusal. Thanks to Xue Bao's sincere persuasion, the mother and son began to make up. Xue Guang's business in Zhenjiang declined, and later he became a minister of war. Ten years later, Xue Yi became the top scholar and became the top scholar of the new subject. Father and son were reunited as a family and returned to their hometown. At this time, my aunt and mother abandoned their homes to recognize their husbands and children, and Sanniang advised Zhang to go home to take care of his wife and Liu to take care of his wife and children. And tell them: if you want to taste melon, plant it yourself, plant bitter gourd yourself and taste it yourself.