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-Snoring wind and no nose

? Record: Serve the dharma like heaven

65438+2022 10/6

Hou Linbao, a cross talk master, once said a very interesting cross talk in his early years, which he found very funny. Now he will learn from his memory like a parrot, so that everyone can have fun and enjoy it.

Once upon a time, there were two matchmakers, one surnamed Li, and everyone called her matchmaker Li. A surname is Wang, and people call her Wang Matchmaker. One day, matchmaker Li came to matchmaker Wang and said, "Matchmaker Wang! Let me tell you something! "

Matchmaker Wang said, "Matchmaker Li! What is this? Say it quickly! "

Matchmaker Li said to matchmaker Wang, "I have a nice young man here. He is honest and reliable, but there is no one at present!" " "

When matchmaker Li said that the man had nothing at the moment, she meant that the man had no nose. But she didn't directly say that this man has no nose. If she does, no one will marry him. However, the matchmaker Li concealed this fact in order to make it work.

When matchmaker Wang listened to matchmaker Li's words, she quickly said, "There is nothing to be afraid of at this time. As long as you are kind, willing to endure hardships, work hard for a few years and earn more money, you will have everything! "

Matchmaker Li said, "Yes! Do you have a suitable woman there? Let's fix him! "

Matchmaker Wang thought for a moment and said, "Matchmaker Li! Don't tell me, I really have the right woman here, and she is a good match for him! Do you want to frame him? "

The matchmaker Li immediately said, "Good! Then let's repair him well! "

Matchmaker Li went on to say, "Matchmaker Wang! Let me ask you one more question! You are so annoying! "

The matchmaker Wang said, "No, you ask!"

Matchmaker Li said, "What is the situation of this woman!"

The matchmaker Wang said, "This woman looks good everywhere except her mouth!" "

The woman with a bad mouth mentioned by matchmaker Wang is a rabbit's lip, which is usually called opening her mouth. But the matchmaker Wang also concealed this fact for publicity.

The matchmaker Li said, "That's all right! As long as you have a kind heart! "

The matchmaker Wang said, "This woman has a good heart!"

The matchmaker Li said, "That's all right! Then let's talk to people separately! "

Matchmaker Wang Dao: "Good!"

Li, the matchmaker, was secretly pleased when she came home.

I said to myself, "Although I didn't tell the real situation to matchmaker Wang, I told it indirectly. Did you hear that? That's her matchmaker! "

After the matchmaker Wang came home, he also had the same idea as the matchmaker Li.

So the matchmaker Wang Yi went to this woman to propose marriage one night.

Seeing this woman, she said, "Girl! Congratulations! "

When this woman saw what matchmaker Wang said, she asked, "Matchmaker Wang! I am not happy! Nothing is happier than me! "

The matchmaker Wang quickly said, "Don't talk about it! The girl is kind-hearted and diligent, and there must be a man she likes! "

? The woman said, "The matchmaker king! Then tell me which man likes me? "

? As soon as the matchmaker Wang heard the play, he told the story of the man in a embellished way.

The woman was very happy when she heard this. She said to matchmaker Wang, "Then tell me quickly!"

Matchmaker Wang Dao: "I'll wait for your words!" " Yeah! Please. "

The matchmaker Wang said that and left.

Li, the matchmaker, also went to the man with no nose and told him about this woman. Of course, she didn't tell the man about this woman's big mouth.

Hearing this, the man was very happy when someone told his daughter-in-law. He asked matchmaker Li in a hurry and said, "Matchmaker Li! When can I marry her home? "

Matchmaker Li said, "Don't worry, I'll do it for you right away! Then you have to thank me! "

The man said happily, "Good! I can wait for you to do it for me! I won't forget you then! "

Speaking of which, this matter is close. However, there is one thing that makes matchmaker Li and matchmaker Wang very embarrassed. There used to be a rule that before engagement, the man would go to the woman's house to have his mother-in-law take a picture. If my mother-in-law takes a fancy to it, it will be a foregone conclusion. However, when the man goes to the woman's house, the man will also see the woman's appearance. Because both matchmakers are hiding anything, they are afraid that the mother-in-law will reveal the truth when she sees her son-in-law. So the matchmaker Wang went to tell the woman to cover her face with a headscarf when talking to her son-in-law. The matchmaker Li also told the man to wear a hat when he went to see his mother-in-law that night, so their problem was solved.

After all the arrangements were made, the two matchmakers arranged a blind date for their mother-in-law.

That night, the man came to the woman's house with a hat on his head. He deliberately lowered his hat so that he could not see that he had no nose without looking carefully.

The woman also covered her head with a towel and deliberately covered her face, revealing only two eyes, so that the man could not see the woman's lips.

Mother-in-law asked several questions after seeing this man, and the man answered in a low voice. My mother-in-law thought this man was embarrassed, her voice was small, and she didn't care much.

The man also secretly looked at the woman, only to see the woman secretly looking at herself, a pair of eyes, and suddenly both of them felt something. So even if the meeting is over, the next step is the marriage arrangement.

On the wedding day, the woman wore a red headscarf and was carried by an eight-person sedan chair to the man's house. When she arrived at the man's house, the man still wore a hat as usual, but it was still low. Under the host's auspices, the two worshiped heaven and earth and soon entered the bridal chamber. The newlyweds fell in love all night without words.

The next day, the man's family told his newlywed wife to get up for dinner. At this time, the day is also bright. When the woman saw that the man had no nose, she immediately shouted that she was cheated.

? This man is not happy to see this woman open her mouth, but both of them are married, that's all.

Written in June 65438 +65438 10+June 2022.