The humorous reason for asking for red envelopes on WeChat

The humorous reasons for asking for red envelopes on WeChat are as follows:

1. Let me tell you seven ways to live happily: think of me more, contact me more, dream of me more, care more Me, feel sorry for me and take care of me. Also, the most important thing is to send me more red envelopes.

2. Seeing that Christmas is coming, some people are already sending it, and some people haven’t started sending it yet; some people are getting ready to send it, and some people don’t want to send it to you at all. Regardless of whether others sent it or not, mine was the first to send it: Happy New Year's Eve in advance! Only red people can be bold, so give me a red envelope.

3. Valentine’s Day on 77 is coming soon. People who like me can send a WeChat red envelope in advance for 20 yuan. Those who love me can send 14 yuan. Those who want to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day with me can send 77 yuan. I think Those who think I am a rich person will give 88. Those who think I love me the most will give 520. Those who plan to be with me forever will give 1314. Those who think I am a good person will give 15. Those who think I am cute will give 10. Those who think I am average will give 6. My ugly hair is 2. The time has come to witness feelings.

4. New Year’s Eve is approaching. For the sake of the earth’s environment and resources and to reflect our love for the chairman, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional banknote greeting cards. You can send me a red envelope on WeChat or QQ. Thank you.

5. There is such a strange phenomenon. It is estimated that 99% of people will open this text message without hesitation. Including you, you cannot resist the temptation because of the content of my text message. Yes: Send a red envelope!

6. "Christmas Eve" is here. My friend, you are a "good old man" and live well. I sincerely pray for you: you will not be caught for cheating on exams or driving under the influence. No business trips, money in your pocket, money to spend, a decent job that can be flattered, you can still make calls on your mobile phone if you are in arrears, and your life is stable and like home. Well, it’s time to give a red envelope.

7. Christmas Eve has not yet arrived, but peace has been silently recited; Christmas has not yet come, blessings have been drafted; text messages have been prepared one after another, just to ask for a red envelope from you.

8. In addition to being happy on Christmas Eve, aren’t there any red envelopes between us?

9. If you don’t see Santa Claus coming on a deer, he will get into the chimney and never come back; Put on the smelly socks, the tube is like the Great Wall and the mouth is like the sea. During the New Year and festivals, you must have all the fun, and don't let your stockings face the moon. Sending you a text message will definitely be useful. Send the red envelope as soon as possible.

10. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will sending me a text message make you poor? Do you still have the nerve to read on? It’s almost Christmas. Will sending me a red envelope make you bankrupt? Are you still It’s funny to laugh, I wish you a happy Christmas Eve and a Merry Christmas. You can lose weight as much as you send me.