Talk about the humor of K songs.

1, what is the experience of singing five tones? What you hear when you sing is completely different from what your friends hear. There is a music exam in junior high school. I went up to sing in the middle. A female classmate sitting in front suddenly asked me: Are you rapping?

I don't know. Anyway, I feel very in tune, but they all say I'm out of tune, and I won't admit it.

4. I don't know which one is wrong when the ktv singing score is below 60.

I know there is a sound running away, but I can't control it. You can't sing if you can't sing. Nothing you can do can stop it. So I am also very self-aware, and I will never sing.

6. What is the experience of singing five tones? I remember when I was a child, music class made us paddle. I won't turn around and practice at home for a long time before I dare to make a sound in the chorus.

7. I am intoxicated with my own songs. I have heard all the songs. If I dare to sing, I will run away with the children's songs.

8. I have heard a person who can't hear a sound, but not a word is out of tune, which makes me want to commit suicide. Especially when he doesn't feel it himself. Awkward.

9. What is the experience of singing five tones? Sitting in KTV, itching, feeling that you are facing an enemy?

10, a song that is not very pleasant to play and sing. It was nice to sing when I was a child. When I grew up, my voice changed and I became tone-deaf.

1 1, the school singing competition, my dad said you'd better stop singing, so as not to spoil your class.

12, singing five tones, that is, every time you open the karaoke app to sing a song, you silently quit the software uninstall.

13, I just can't bring every sentence back because it's out of tune, but I still think wow, it's amazing. I consulted several roommates who sang out of tune.

14. Anyway, I never sang in ktv. Every time I go, I go to drink, eat and play games.

15 I will always meet someone who sings to you in a hoarse voice, runs with you in a rainy night, draws with a paint tray in your black and white life, understands your nonsense and sees your smiling face clearly.

16, I was shocked when I didn't finish singing five notes. Did I sing this? Yes, that's my own voice.

17, I still remember a sentence that someone told me many years ago. She said I was a steady singer.

18, what is the experience of singing five tones? Last time I sang, my friend said stop sawing wood!

19, I envy people who sing well. Why am I born tone deaf! It's not fair.

20. I have read in the literature that I dream of taking part in a singing contest for ten hours to get credits, but I am also a singer with no voice. God, why did you?