I’ve finished reading the medical limericks and Shiitake Mushrooms!

一

From a distance, the hospital looks like heaven, and from up close, it looks like a bank;

When you walk into the hospital, it looks like a prison cell. It is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.

Everyone says that doctors are good, so fools go to the hospital;

Employees earn money and leaders spend it, but they have no money to send home.

You can’t marry a young wife, and you can’t use the wife after you marry;

You can’t take care of the children after they are born, and you can’t live in a house after buying one.

My youth was spent working the night shift, and my dreams were pinched away with tweezers.

The hook and knot took away my youth, the suction device sucked away my broken hope;

No. 10 thread could not suture my sorrow, and the scalpel cut my heart with one knife. .

Bandages bound my shoulders in circles. A white coat once made me feel heroic.

My hope now is not to wear it.

2

He is brave and fearless when he devotes himself to medicine. He looks noble in white clothes.

In fact, life is very trivial. He endures hardships and hardships just to make a living.

Tired all day long before and after riding a horse, I am more tired than an ox from morning to night.

Three meals a day are not at the right time, and I have to attend meetings all the time after work.

The patient complains and apologizes for it, but he just nods and bends. Kneel down,

I can’t rest day and night, and I’ll be there as soon as the patient is called.

I have to work overtime all year round, and all labor laws and regulations are invalid.

I don’t understand every day. Society, promotions and professional titles have been rebuffed,

I feel haggard and weep secretly, and have repeated meetings about big things,

The boss always speaks the right words, but it is difficult for family members to meet during the holidays,

I don’t dare to leave my seat every second, and the inspection is so frustrating.

I often get drunk during receptions and entertainments. If I don’t hurt my feelings, I have to hurt my stomach.

The salary is not high. We have to pay taxes and spend money to visit relatives and friends.

We feel ashamed when we are short of money. People also say that we take bribes.

We feel ashamed to face our elders when we leave our family and career. Only then do you know what it tastes like.

With such a miserable youth, doctors have no social status.

They all rely on narcissism!

Three

I almost sleep with the patient for the sake of him; I almost kneel when I nod and bend;

I will be there as soon as the patient calls me; I don’t dare to offend him for anything serious;

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Staying at work all year round; all labor laws and regulations are invalid;

There is no place to cry when the body and mind are haggard; it is difficult to see family members during the holidays;

Major or minor illnesses make people collapse; patients argue Just like a meeting;

The medical examination is heartbreaking; if you are not careful, you will commit a crime;

You pretend to be rich even though your salary is not high; various donations often run out of money;

I feel ashamed to face my elders when I abandon my family and career; it’s a taste of being among them;

I don’t dare to expect social status; I rely solely on stupid self-absorption!