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How to subdue a scholar, can you tell me?

They learn from you to talk, to dress, and to learn from you in the circle of friends. They may even learn from you when looking for someone, but they are not optical and have to secretly compare with you. What's the name of this kind of person? This is called "Jing", and its full name is "Scholar Jing". The next step is to see how to solve these problems.

First of all, the monkey in Journey to the West is so cowhide because he knows more than one skill, so those goblins can't do it at all. This trick can be used on yourself. She can learn from you, right? No problem, let's diversify. Today, Sister Wang, we will wear JK tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. She studies makeup, doesn't she? Therefore, today's light makeup is partial to Europe and America, and the details are in place. After studying and understanding this point, we changed our route. She racked her brains to learn what was left of our play. Come with me, you don't deserve it, you only deserve to follow my ass, and you will never keep up. Wukong was an ox before he studied Confucian classics, but after 8 1, he became a Buddha admired by thousands of people. You must not be disgusted by these poor-behaved Liu Er macaques, and the road to self-improvement must not be broken. How about learning how to dress? Her figure is not as good as yours. It's like touching a shirt Whoever is ugly is embarrassed. If someone asks you, you two are dressed the same, but when she is not dressed as well as you, you can be a green tea. We are good friends. Don't say that. Make her angry. Forget it.

Second, don't be her "golden hoop" monkey brother. Why is he so awesome? Because he has a golden hoop. Without it, Monkey Brother is a peach-eating monkey. She is nothing without you. The next time these guys want to ask you for clothes links and imitate you, just say no: I know, I forgot. If she is not too tired, let her find it.

Third, someone wants to talk, but I don't want to make the relationship too dead. I'm afraid of embarrassment. Not bad, little problem. She wants to learn, right? Then let's help others and help them study. Tip: First of all, express disgust at her not studying. Why are you wearing this skirt? It's all out of date Second, teach her how to improve. Your clothes are strange and your legs are thick. You should wear that. Well, I bought the same one first, and then I bought the same one. Well, yes, that's it. Third, if you can make a profit, sell a wave by the way. If you like, I'll sell this skirt to you with a 10% discount and a 15% discount. In fact, there is no need to be angry because of these literati, because they only deserve to follow you in this life.