Tell me about funny.

Talking about humor in an interesting way will further make your mood happier. The following is my funny talk, I hope you like it!

Interesting talk (classic) 1) When I went to the hospital with toothache, the young doctor knocked on my mouth with a tool and frowned all the time. Finally, he shook his head and said to me with a sigh. There's no cure. At that time, the teacher said it was not the point, so I didn't scratch it!

2) Go right and do right. Some broken shoes are not diseases.

3) A young couple is traveling to England!

4) I like you so much that I will die if you like it.

5) No one will be interested in this problem except another hippo.

6) You are not my poem, and I am not your dream.

7) The weather is fine. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

8) Don't just pursue the right. Sometimes mistakes are more valuable.

9) Your looks are out of proportion.

10) It's really embarrassing in front of the public.

1 1) With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

12) I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

13) Every time I'm full and have nothing to do, I think about the serious matter of losing weight.

14) I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday and went alone?

15) No amount of regret is just empty talk.

Interesting talk (hot article) 1) I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to send me messages all the time!

2) Children's Day. Once my favorite festival.

3) I have always had a question in my heart. For so many years, for a whole year, what did Big Wolf eat to survive?

4) If I become a star one day, I will definitely show it to you.

5) An old man and his grandson got on the bus, so they both had seats. . .

6) ? Yo, yo, Chuck, making fun of underwear, bras, condoms, inflatable doll ecstasy.

7) Seven is an odd number, so I want you to make a double even number.

8) The classmate's computer automatically turns on every morning, and as a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer.

9) If you can't shit on one foot, you are clean!

10) The reason why feelings are bleak is that one person usually begs and one person is unwilling to give alms? -

1 1) [Who agreed to start school! Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation? ]

12) Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Tanabata was cancelled. Please tell each other.

13) [Look at your thin face. Slap your whole face. It's really simple]

14) Sometimes when you think quietly, it's really positive.

15) Boys are so bad now that they are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls.

16) Know that you know what a pit is. It's not that you have pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet.

17) Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.

18) going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!

19) Everyone who likes to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is bed.

20) The most selfless person in the world is Cai Lun. He was a eunuch, but he invented paper.

Interesting talk (latest article)?

1) I don't know about heat, but I regret the long summer.

2) Pesticides never contain a drop of milk.

3) My world is dark and I can't see the sun tomorrow.

There you are at last. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now and I'll tell you something later. Don't go away!

5) The user is not responding. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later.

6) Make a cup of Sanlu and give it to XX.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

8) Loving you is a kind of belief as well as a memorial.

9) There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me?

10) I really want to put an eraser in my head so that I can erase you easily.

1 1) The head teacher said to a classmate after class: Don't send text messages for you in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

12) If it is wrong to be handsome, I would rather make the same mistake again.

13) The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

14) lies, no promises.

15) I think I'm not absent-minded in class now, but. . . . . Business trip. .

16) MLM is that rabbits eat grass beside their nests.

17) I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I ran into a wall.

18) time is like cleavage, and there will always be a squeeze; Time is like cleavage, it disappears as soon as you lie down! ! !

19) I am intoxicated by your charming eyes; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

20) Why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of the dark. . .

2 1) You are mean to me, and you expect me to speak softly to you, don't you? Oh, wishful thinking.

22) When you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you.

23) In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

24) Handsome is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

25) It is said that boys play basketball the most handsome. In fact, the back of a man cooking is the most handsome.