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What great roommates have you met?
Fortunately, my dormitory is particularly harmonious. My roommates are all generous Northeasters. Originally, I thought that people in the Northeast were like this, cheerful and hospitable, but after learning about the students in the dormitory next door, there were really good people and bad people everywhere. Tell me about your classmates. Attention, girls, girls, girls. Say the important things three times. The following behaviors are unacceptable to boys, let alone girls. When my classmate was a freshman in military training, everyone wore military uniforms. She persisted for ten days! Ten days! I haven't taken off my uniform for ten days! Not once! Don't even take off your sleep Can you imagine wearing thick airtight military training clothes for ten days in the sultry weather in September? I can't imagine how many times this sweat has been wet and how many times my clothes have been dried. However, as a freshman at that time, I also naively expressed my understanding, thinking that I might be embarrassed to take off my clothes because I just went to college and lived in a dormitory. But then things came one after another. First, once I went next door, I almost didn't get smoked when I went in. It stinks, it stinks. Later their roommate told me that she didn't even wash her socks. Not only that, she doesn't even wash the bra worn by girls. One bra was worn for a semester, white and black, and then she lost it to buy a new one. Later, their dormitory really couldn't stand her, and everyone kicked her out, so she moved out, just for the dormitory of the girl who had a good relationship with her, and I don't know how they stood it. Then I fell out with the girl who had a good relationship and was kicked out and returned to the dormitory. Once in the middle of the night, they all threw stools and tables and woke up the whole floor. It is said that she is much better now, at least she knows how to wash socks. The reason is that she has a boyfriend ... so having a boyfriend ... is really a winner in life ...
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