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Tell me about Black Friday 2020 and your mood.

1. Some people say that a woman’s shopping attitude will determine her financial intelligence. Sometimes, you think you are very calculating, but you are not. For example, instead of wasting time arguing with a vendor over a few cents, it is better to make a list before shopping, then review it, and buy decisively those things that look like you will like them for a long time.

2. Behind every successful man is a woman who knows how to spend money

3. If a man likes a woman, he will definitely spend money for her

4. Making money is skill, spending money is virtue

5. If you don’t spend it today, someone will spend it for you tomorrow

6. Spending money is investment. Only by knowing how to invest can you get more. Good output

7. The most awesome thing about Jack Ma is that he seems to be the ugliest man in the world who made his fortune by eating women.

8. Don’t you want to be the pride of your child during the parent-teacher conference?

9. Everyone pays me 10 yuan using WeChat, and then I pull the person who paid the payment into a WeChat group, and then use WeChat ordinary red envelopes to send the received red envelopes to everyone. The amounts of red envelopes are 1 times, 2 times, 3 times and 4 times of 10 yuan respectively. The specific quantity will be determined based on the amount received, the total number is 100.

10. Having money and health is called assets, having money but no health is called inheritance

11. Sister, what you reject is not consumption, what you reject is health, and what you reject is both sexes There is more harmony between you. What you refuse is to improve the quality of life. What you refuse is happiness and joy

12. What you have is a body that can create more value, and it is worth spending the money

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13. What you have is the status of being younger than your peers, which no amount of money can buy

14. Work hard to make money when you are young, and work hard to get money when you are old Buy your life and learn to cherish yourself

15. Your husband loves you so much, you should let him see a different you

16. As a woman, you need to be beautiful to meet the expectations of your parents. You need beauty for your husband’s career, you need beauty for the harmony of your family, and you need beauty for your children’s future!

17. A beautiful figure depends on clothing, and a beautiful face depends on beauty treatment

18. Smart women enjoy themselves in beauty salons, while sad women endure in hospitals

19. Time cannot wait, beauty cannot wait, women can never stop consuming at any time, consumption is the most valuable financial management

20. Women can only push men to make money by spending money, so Spending money is a kind of contribution

21. No matter how virtuous and capable a woman is, once she turns into a yellow-faced woman, it will be the biggest emotional and financial crisis lurking in the family

22. If you want him to love you more, you have to love yourself more. What he wants is a beautiful and smart woman, not a haggard-looking mother

23. A fourteen-year-old girl doesn’t You can blame your parents for being beautiful, but a forty-year-old woman who is not beautiful can only blame herself

24. A woman making herself beautiful is a high-quality life experience and the most essential pursuit in life. Real respect for others

25. Women before the age of 40 have the urge to change their husbands, and men after the age of 40 have the urge to change their wives

26. Women build private houses Money is for spending on your husband in the future, and men save private money for spending on other women in the future

27. If you don’t spend money on health now, you will spend money on doctors in the future, and you would rather eat health care products while standing. I am willing to lie down and take medicine

28. Many people work hard to make money before they are forty years old, and after they are forty years old, they use money to buy their lives. Sister, you are a smart person, so you have to make money while Health care

29. Sister, you are the best at managing money. I will also manage money for your life

30. The saddest thing in life is: people are in heaven, money is in the bank

31. Wise women resolutely avoid: making vases when they are young, vinegar bottles when they are middle-aged, and medicine bottles when they are old

32. Anything that looks ugly can be replaced, including skin. It cannot be replaced in a lifetime

33. Beauty is a lifelong thing for women. Women must maintain a sense of mystery. Without women’s sense of mystery, men will lose their sense of freshness

34. Women cannot live for money, they must live for beauty and health

35. Money can create wealth, but more importantly, it must create value. Face and skin are our business cards and the best testimony of youthful vitality. , is a woman’s greatest capital. We should invest to maximize the value of our home. This is the best investment

36. Sub-health is invisible and intangible, but it has become the most terrifying invisible threat to people themselves. Killer

37. Health is your responsibility, your responsibility to your children, your husband, and your family

38. Many people die not from disease, but from Ignorance and sub-health are very scary. They can make you active today or make you bedridden overnight

39. I know you love your son and time is very tight, but now you put your body Raising it well is to make your son more worry-free in the future, so women can rush for anything, but they cannot rush for health

40. What is most important to a woman? Health, without health, there is no life. Your husband is someone else’s, your children are someone else’s, and your money is someone else’s.

41. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will you go bankrupt if you give me a red envelope? As much as you have the nerve to make me laugh, you will lose weight!

42 . Give me two yuan to buy you something. After you enthusiastically handed out a red envelope, he replied to you saying "buy a lesson" and suddenly felt heartbroken.

43. Hello everyone! I am a child from the mountains. I have to climb for several hours to the top of the mountain before I can find the signal. I hope you can send me a QQ red envelope in private message so that I can experience it too. How is the Spring Festival for the people in the city? Don't send it to a group. The network in the mountains is slow and I can't grab it~ I won't say it anymore and it got disconnected again. I want to change mountains. Funny quotes posted on Friday

1. Behind a successful man there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man there is a troublesome woman.

2. As long as you have classes in mind, you will not skip classes no matter where you go.

3. God, God, I hope that my future roommates will be both school sweethearts and top students.

4. You dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets. I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning packets.

5. Sister Na, if you don’t come back to Happy Camp, you will change your name.

6. I wish that all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

7. It’s time for mosquitoes to be taken off the shelves.

8. The bangs in the front grow quickly, so the hair in the back should follow suit.

9. I want to sneeze but I can’t sneeze. I hold back the tears and they come out.

10. I want to be a good boy, but my personality gradually tends to be a bad boy.

11. The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend, and your boyfriend’s buddy likes you!

12. What is home? Home is the place where wifi will automatically connect.

13. Why die on an onion? I still have a forest!

14. If I have an ideal, I will chase it, otherwise I will die in peace.

15. Get out of here on birthdays and egg-breaking days! I'm still young and don't want to be that old!

16. If you don’t live well, you can’t afford to die. Cemeteries are now as expensive as housing.

17. For "white, rich and beautiful", I have met the three points - free food, rich status, and stinky beauty

18. It's not that I'm not close to women, it's that I'm not close to women. I!

I am 19 or 18 years old. Happy birthday to me. I will not do anything illegal or disciplined in the future.

20. There are only two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take a photo of her; second, don’t let her see the photo.

21. When someone sends you a hello, you should not reply with hello. You should reply with Kugou.

22. No matter how good the chain is, it can’t tie a running dog.

23. Life lies in tossing, and only by tossing can it boil.

24. The alarm clock rang, and it woke me up with a heavy heart, but the alarm did not wake me up from my deep sleep.

25. Geography class, teacher: What is the layer outside the earth? Classmate: Fragrant milk tea.

26. How about letting me be your mobile phone, so that you can hold me in your hand every day?

27. Don’t think you have a face like Ximen Qing’s , you can pursue your sister, she is not Pan Jinlian.

28. When teasing girls while studying, do they all like to pull their pigtails?

29. The black photo is either on the tombstone or on the profile picture.

30. A promise is like a XX, you can say it but you can't do it.

31. If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be stunningly ugly.

32. If you mess with my bald man, I’ll beat you without any negotiation.

33. I have cancer, and only money can cure me

34. I am not lazy, I just like to do nothing

35. My mother I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

36. Today is my birthday. Friends, please throw flowers at me!

37. If you are broken up, let yourself gain weight, because your heart will be broad and your body will be fat.

38. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

39. I also want to become suitable for you, but I really can’t lose weight.

40. When I took the photo, I felt like I was smiling naturally, but when I took the photo, I looked like I had facial paralysis

41. You said you were a limited edition, but let me tell you, I am out of print. .

42. Your mother chased me ten streets, insisting that I looked like your father.

43. Seven Snow Whites and one dwarf are definitely not fairy tales.

44. My mother praised me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

45. Change your hairstyle every day when you wake up. Either Ultraman or Super Saiyan.

46. Pick out one from a hundred and pick out Sister Feng.

47. No matter how beautiful you are when you are thin, you will be the same when you are fat

48. Don’t smile at your phone at home, your parents will think you are in love

49. You won’t die if you don’t smoke, but it will be more uncomfortable than death.

50. If you don’t listen to the old man’s advice, you will die in front of me, huh huh! Talk about your mood every Friday afternoon (40 sentences)

Talk about your mood every Friday afternoon (Part 1)

1. Time flies so fast in the busyness , it’s Friday again, stay in a good mood and have a happy weekend!

2. It’s finally the happy Friday time again. I haven’t taken a shower or gone to bed yet. I always want to say something, but I can’t say anything. I have really lost my happiness and I have lost the ability to please myself. Ability, probably too much desire but not enough strength

3. On Black Friday, my blessing is so black that it is different: let your troubles be so black that you can’t find the north, and let your sorrow be so black that you can see it. It’s not over yet, let your happiness be darker and your future be darker and happier!

4. I am in a very good mood today, and all the work pressure has gone away. Throw away your displeasure and worries and welcome the weekend of sleeping in. Pick up the fishing gear, catch the fish, and hum a little tune. Life in Meile is so wonderful, I love watching the sunset. May you have fun, laugh, fish and enjoy your food on Friday.

5. It’s finally Friday again, and fat friends are getting excited!

6. It’s Friday, and the weekend is about to come. The weekend is to tune your life to your favorite channel

7. Put down the busyness of the week and clean up your mood for the week. Let the troubles stop for a while. Invite happiness, joy, and freedom to gather in your heart. Make a cup of coffee and drink with happiness; hum a few songs and sing with happiness; read a few idle books and enjoy yourself with ease. Happy Friday, friends!

8. It’s Friday again! It’s finally time for a holiday!

9. A work week must come to an end, and a busy week must come to an end. Slow down your pace, relax your mood, let your happiness become more, and get closer to leisure. Some. Friday is here, may you smile!

10. The long-awaited day has come, and the weekend is about to be full of smiles; Friday comes and I feel good, and my work goes smoothly; I send you greetings to warm your heart, and my sincere feelings are heartfelt; I wish you a happy weekend Carefree, comfortable and carefree!

11. When Friday arrives, the happy little hands clap, and worries are far away; the free drum beats, and the stress disappears; the knowing smile is released, and the mood is beautiful; the sincere greetings are sent, Have fun on the weekend. I wish you a happy weekend and a happy and carefree weekend!

12. Take it easy on Friday, put all worries aside, be happy by your side, have good luck, meet in good health, and stay safe. Don’t be distracted, smile brightly, and be relaxed and connected. May you live a happy life and bloom with happiness!

13. I give you a good mood and wish you a happy life; I give you a lofty ideal and wish you strive for life; I give you a spiritual space and hope you can enrich your life. Here’s a lesson for you: Just take good care of yourself.

14. It’s finally Friday! This week has been stupid tiring!

15. I work five days a week, and I love being around on Fridays. It’s the weekend after Friday, so you can have fun. Put all the worries of work away and enjoy your leisure time.

Be happy and in a good mood, and youth is always accompanied by a smile! Have a great Friday!

16. Black is a color; Friday is a time; I am a friend; text messages are a greeting. On Black Friday, if you have a text message from me as a friend to accompany you, there will be no restrictions and you will definitely have good luck and success.

17. Normal people are happy and joyful on Friday. I feel heartbroken when I get here. Traffic jam...

18. I just hope that I will be happy all the time and be happy forever. Happy Friday!

19. I wish you a sweet and warm life! Happy Friday!

20. It’s Friday, good morning! Having some fun first before starting work is the right way to start work. Talk about your mood every Friday afternoon (Part 2)

21. Today is already Friday, and the weekend is just one night. The phone calls and text messages are always constant, and we meet to have fun on the weekends. A happy heart and a smiling face, smooth work and far away from worries. Have fun and laugh with you, just wait for the weekend to be great!

22. The arrival of Friday made Robinson realize his dream of returning home.

23. Today is a good day. There is no more anxiety. I feel relaxed and less irritated. My heart is full of happiness. I eliminate stress and feel comfortable in my heart. It’s Friday again. I wish you a good mood on Friday. , happy weekend, happy Friday!

24. When I go to work, I am most afraid of running into traffic jams. When I get off work, I am most afraid of my boss’s verbosity. I am anxious to get into bed at night. I am most annoyed by the alarm clock singing in the morning. I work hard and work hard. Five days a week is like climbing. It’s finally the weekend, I wish you lots of relaxation and happiness!

25. Carrying the cool breeze and the morning light of singing birds and fragrant flowers, the weekend brings fresh air. After a busy week of work, you need this warm breath at this moment to give you laughter and joy. My dear friend, I wish you a happy weekend.

26. Friday night is the real night. Everyone enjoys the leisure time in life in different ways, making an appointment for tea and drinking wine.

27. I will remember the unexpected warmth in life, and I will also remember how majestic a rainy day without an umbrella is.

28. Friday is here, I wish you all the best and a smile!

29. May you smile brightly on Friday and have fun on the weekend!

30. It’s Friday again, my heart likes it, and all my worries are gone. I just feel so refreshed all over my body, bathing in the sun and playing in the stream. Girlfriends gathered wild flowers together, sang love songs to each other and lit a bonfire. Have a picnic and taste fresh game, and have fun and have fun. May your friends be in good spirits on Friday!

31. Do you like Friday the most like me? Take a deep breath and feel relaxed instantly.

32. It is the end of a week of troubles and the starting point of a week of happiness. I hope you can seize this moment to be happier and more comfortable, let the busyness go away, be brighter, less tired, and leisurely A little more!

33. Continuous laughter and laughter welcome a better tomorrow. Happy Friday!

34. I don’t feel bored going to work, I like to have fun and relax. The working environment is really bad, the machine vibrates and the voice is heard. The deafening sound makes my heart upset, and the pungent gas makes my lungs choke. Feeling lethargic and out of breath, breathing heavily. May you be in a good mood on Friday and have a rest and change your mood over the weekend!

35. This week is tiring and fulfilling! I’m so happy that Friday night suddenly passed! It’s finally time to rest!

36. When I came to report on Friday, everyone was in a good mood, with happy faces, high concentration and efficiency, no trace of slackness and negativity, and the boss nodded when he saw it. I just hope that time will speed up and the weekend fun will be here soon. Invite friends to have a party and have a happy gathering.

37. Stretch your legs and feet, you will be in a happy mood; twist your back, you will be relaxed; stretch out your hands, work happily; play with time, you will be happy. Friday is here, relax and look forward to the weekend. I wish you a happy and carefree weekend!

38. I was very happy when I saw that the school said that classes would be closed for one day on Friday to welcome the new year. But then I looked at the class schedule and found that there were no classes on Friday?

39. It’s Friday again, happy I am waving, relaxed in my arms, running with happiness in my heart, welcoming the weekend happily, leaving my worries behind, smiling gently, filling my heart with comfort. Friday is here, relax and wish you a happy Friday!

40. I was busy going to work, flustered and melancholy, but finally waited until Friday, feeling happy and cheerful.

I sent this text message to my friend, I will go out to the lakeside tomorrow, put on my wife and children’s speakers, dance and sing. May you have a happy weekend! Excerpts of humorous remarks about Friday updates

Part 1 of humorous remarks about Friday updates

1. Finally it’s happy Friday time again, but I accidentally haven’t showered or gone to bed yet. I want to say something, but I hesitate to say it. I have really lost my happiness and the ability to please myself. I probably have too many desires but my strength does not allow it.

2. The weekend is just around the corner. , stress aside. Life is full of happiness, hurry up and catch up with happiness. Thousands of worries aside, friends gather together happily. There is constant laughter and laughter to welcome a better tomorrow. Happy Friday!

3. Good morning Friday! On a new day, let worries end, happiness begin, and good luck accompany you all the way.

4. Get on the happy sports car, may it carry you through a tense Monday, a happy Tuesday, a happy Wednesday, a happy Thursday, towards a romantic Friday, a happy Saturday, stop. On a happy Sunday! Be happy!

5. Good morning Friday, the sun is shining brightly today and I am in a bright mood.

6. There will be light rain in Xiaocheng today, with a maximum temperature of 24℃, a minimum temperature of 18℃, and an east wind of level 4-5. We think too much all day long. Sometimes, you and I don’t live as well as this little girl. Good morning, Friday.

7. Do you like Friday the most like me? Take a deep breath and feel relaxed instantly.

8. The busy work bothers you, and the stressful life prevents you from sleeping well. Friday is coming, and I will send you a text message to give you some advice. Don’t go around the corner when things happen, and be brave in the face of setbacks. Smile, happiness will surround you from now on, and your life will become better and better!

9. Find a lake with clear water and catch a few free fish. Recall the gains and losses in life, wander away from the ordinary world, warm a pot of old wine, make a group of friends, and laugh at the various situations in the world. Although people can't help themselves in the world, remember not to tire yourself. Happy Friday!

10. It’s Friday again, the sun is shining, date with happiness; work moderately, relax and feel happy; look at the scenery, worries collapse; take a leisurely walk, fatigue subsides; feel comfortable, and be intoxicated with happiness. Blessings from friends are precious, and wishing you happiness is absolute!

11. After getting rid of the fatigue of work, you can sleep soundly in the morning, put your worries aside, and be happy on the weekends. You can enjoy the flowers, picnics in the garden, and enjoy the leisurely taste. What is precious in life, happiness and health are the most important! Friday has arrived, may you be happy today and happy forever!

12. Happiness holds your hand and fills your heart with ease; wishful thinking holds your shoulders and fills your heart with comfort; happiness holds your waist and fills your heart with comfort; Friday is here, relax and welcome Have a great weekend, happy Friday!

13. Today is already Friday, and the weekend is just one night. The phone calls and text messages are always constant, and we meet to have fun on the weekends. My heart is happy and my face is smiling, my work goes smoothly and my worries are far away. Have fun and laugh with you, just wait for the weekend to be great!

14. The breeze allows happiness to bloom; the sunshine envelopes you in warmth; the blue sky allows you to play freely; the blue sea allows you to embrace leisurely; the clear spring washes away fatigue; blessings surround you with happiness. It’s Friday, rest when you need to, and laugh when you need to laugh. Sending you happiness and letting happiness shine. Weekend getaway!

15. It’s endless fun to enjoy the beautiful scenery, and Friday has arrived before you know it. May you have a happy weekend!

16. I was busy going to work, flustered and melancholy, but finally waited until Friday, feeling happy and cheerful. I sent this text message to my friend, I will go out to the lakeside tomorrow, put on my wife and children’s speakers, dance and sing. May you have a happy weekend!

17. Friday is here, I wish you joy and endless joy.

18. If we are about to meet on Friday, then I have been looking forward to it since Monday.

19. It’s strange, Friday afternoons are always happier than weekends , that’s because anticipation is always happier than possession.

20. I only know that today is Friday, and I can finally have a weekend off. My face is swollen ~ I am no longer young.

Part 2 of the humorous mood of Friday updates

21. Speaking of Friday, Friday, the weekend is approaching, I am so happy; sing a song, dance, and the happy mood is just noon; take it easy, don’t work hard , Xiaoyao is in your heart in advance; when the message comes, send blessings, may your good deeds not be delayed!

22. The happiness on Friday afternoon is always much happier than on weekend afternoon, because expectation is always happier than possession.

23. Only when you are busy do you know that leisure is happiness, only when you are sleepy do you know that sleeping is enjoyment, only when you are unwell do you know the good medicine of exercise, and only when you are lonely do you know that greetings are a kind of happiness. Move your fingers, write a text message, and send it to your good friends! Have a great Friday.

24. After a busy week, I wish you sincere blessings to eliminate your fatigue. Friday ends and the weekend is coming. May you stay in a happy mood and live happily until you grow old! Through happy times, friendship and love will be strengthened, goals and methods should be clear, and mistakes and responsibilities must be bravely shouldered.

25. Tomorrow is Saturday, so the most important task today is to wait for get off work!

26. Ordinary life brings the simplest happiness; busy footsteps bring the most beautiful scenery; sincere blessings bring the most heartfelt happiness! Good morning, Friday.

27. Life is pleasant without obstacles, and countless happiness cannot be blocked. Happy Friday!

28. Others regard Friday as the sunset, but I regard Friday as the morning sun. When I get up early in the morning, I feel relaxed and happy; Saturday and Sunday are like morning, with flowers blooming and fragrant. Traveling thousands of miles, although the freedom does not last long, the remaining five days are regarded as a formality. This life, the whole day seems like a weekend.

29. It’s finally Friday again! It’s been so long that I feel like I was waiting for the weekend when I was in school

30. The mountainside is always the most crowded. You have to go to the top of the mountain to have a look. Friday, I wish you a happy and good mood!

31. Monday and Tuesday are heart-wrenching, busy and tiring. Wednesday and Thursday are counting, looking forward to Friday soon. I finally look forward to Friday, no matter how busy or tired I am, I won’t feel the pain. I wish you lots of fun on Friday and a happy weekend!

32. Finally it’s Friday again. It’s going to rain heavily today. I hope it won’t rain tomorrow. Someone will treat me to dinner tomorrow, which makes me happy just thinking about it. The little fairy had a hard day's work today. She should go to bed early in the evening.

33. A busy week of work is about to end, and I would like to send you my best wishes. With the breeze blowing on your face, the morning light of birds singing and flowers fragrant, the weekend brings fresh air. At this moment, you need this warm breath to give you laughter and happiness. My dear friend, have a good work day on Friday. I wish you a happy weekend.

34. When I came to report on Friday, everyone was in a good mood, with happy faces, high concentration and efficiency, no trace of slackness and negativity, and the boss nodded when he saw it. I just hope that time will speed up and the weekend fun will be here soon. Invite friends to have a party and have a happy gathering.

35. I am in a very good mood today, and all the work stress has gone away. Throw away your displeasure and worries and welcome the weekend of sleeping in. Pick up the fishing gear, catch the fish, and hum a little tune. Life in Meile is so wonderful, I love watching the sunset. May you have a happy Friday, laugh, fish and enjoy the food.

36. Blessings on Monday express your feelings, contact on Tuesday expresses your mood, busy talking about business on Wednesday, tiredness quietly arrives on Thursday, looking forward to getting off work on Friday, resting on Saturday and Sunday, take time to relax and replenish your energy. , wish you a happy week.

37. Today is Friday, text messages send blessings: what is sent is words, what is received is care; what is seen is text messages, what is felt is warmth; what is written is blessings, what is prayed for is happiness. Wish you a happy start to the weekend!

38. It’s finally Friday! This week has been stupid tiring!

39. Today is Friday, what a bright smile. Relatives look forward to it every day and play together on weekends. Work harder and your efficiency will double. Complete plans for returning home, driving to see the outdoors. I wish you endless happiness and happiness every day!

40. Meeting on Friday will continue to add points to the good mood of the weekend