Weird classic lines

1, Huaxin: Are you all here to claim the kitten? What are the characteristics of kittens?

Weird: I know! It has-hair!

I ate all the dishes in restaurants on the planet without this. That planet man is going to be defeated by me because he is hungry!

3, very strange: I want to kill the planet like this fly!

Little monster: that's agent J.

Robot nanny: I can help the children with their homework.

Weird: I will help my children with their homework.

Robot nanny: I'll feed the children.

Weird: I will eat children's food.

Robot nanny: I can put the children to sleep.

Strange: children can put me to sleep.

5, strange: the scenery of the house, there is no supermarket thousands of miles away, there is no bus thousands of miles away, looking up and down, dusty, hot and cold, and fried ... How to pronounce this word?

Doctor. H: This word is pronounced.

Weird: more painful.

6, very strange: I, happy hero, street assault; Sweetheart superman, beware of Superman, street interception; Flower heart superman, careless. S, peripheral support. Keep in touch by radio, understand? !

Superman: I see!

7. Shuai Shuai: Do you want to blow me up? No way! Again? Can't hide! Banana peel? No problem at all! Fortunately, I am handsome!

Johnson: Fortunately, I am handsome when I step on thunder!

Strange: fortunately, I am also handsome! Shuai Shuai: Obviously, you have been recruited!

Weird: flash to the waist, very handsome.

8. Handsome: Careless. S, you're finished!

Weird (hit by a handsome guy): He's fine. I'm finished. Can you aim at it?

9, playboy: Never go back to that discouraged planet, this place that says I am ugly!

Strange: I want to go back to the planet and say that I am ugly!

10, strange: this toilet drawer is ugly in appearance and poor in quality. There are no three bags at all. There is only one way to sell it! Little monster: I know! Go lie! Weird: well, it's similar to cheating, that is, calling-widely-suing!

1 1, strange: careless young master, after young master adopted you, the unemployment rate on the planet dropped by 80%, and everyone has jobs!

Careless: Great. What do you do?

Strange: kidnapping industry!

12, strange: Thanks to the commander's information, we caught the spy of Scar Star-Changbei (often caught)!

13, broken knife flow: the number of enemies I destroyed in Star Wars ranked first for three consecutive years!

Weird: The cockroaches I killed at Superstar College can circle the planet twice together!

Broken knife flow: you didn't graduate! Weird: You still wet the bed!

Broken knife flow: Who hasn't peed in bed?

Weird: But you were only 16 years old!

14, what a surprise: I'm so happy that you are arguing with me again. I want to settle accounts with you!

(Broken knife and flowing knife)

Strange: I owe you after I finish the account. ......

15, Power Monster: Please hit me!

Strange: Begging us to hit your dad is so unfilial? !

16, I was surprised: I was born the most handsome baby in town. At the age of three, I studied the art of war, at the age of four, I studied martial arts, at the age of five, I shot dogs alone in the alley, and at the age of 30, I served as the chief cleaner of superstar college ... Doctor, I still have an invasion task to complete. Please, let me live for another six months!

Doctor monster: I'll try my best. You could have lived another year!

Weird: Will I become a useless vegetable?

Little monster: General, don't do this. Put the nest on the monster's head. You are still a useful vegetable!

17, Principal: Books are the ladder of human progress.

Strange: E-books are elevators for human progress.

Principal: Eyes can see through people's hearts.

Strange: Electronic eyes can scan people's heart, spleen, stomach and kidney.

Principal: Confucius said, you can bear it!

Weird: electronic date,101110010.

18, King of Machinery: Who are you?

Weird: A middle-aged society with good personality, dreams and grandiosity-big-big-weird!

(Mechanical King fainted, three Superman, oversensitive, disgusting, sad, turned and vomited. )

19, strange: What does the other party have?

Mobster: Visually, the other side has 3,000 ships and 20,000 elite soldiers.

Weird: So what do we have?

Little monster: two hemp ropes, a knife and a supermarket membership card!

(The crowd is sweating like a pig)

20, very strange: the assassin met us and gave a hint "When the moonlight put out the bonfire, I will appear" (look up, the moon is covered by clouds, very strange sweat) Without moonlight, let us destroy you on behalf of the moon! (Stepping on the bonfire, Ho Ha Ha appears)

Ho Ha Ha: General, I'm coming.

Strange: so moonlight refers to our moonlight clan!