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1. "You came as soon as you came. It's very kind of you to bring something. " "Hurry up and sign for it. I still have a lot of 1 behind me. "

2. "How is it now?" "Not bad, there is an independent office with windows." "Not bad, what is it?" "the doorman."

Look, this hair is on the pillow, on the comb, on the clothes, but not on the head.

There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

5. Not only talented, but also fat waist.

6. My hands and feet are always cold recently, and it is said on the Internet that it is caused by kidney deficiency. Stick to fitness. After drinking Lycium barbarum for a while and making tea for a while, it still didn't work, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and I got well.

7. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

You have to work very hard to believe that there is nothing you can do. Come on! You are the worst.

9. Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

10. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things to remember, and it is not good to lose weight.

1 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer 100 yuan to me, and you will pay successfully!

12. I hurt my wrist. The doctor just put a thick bandage on it. My wife looked at the doctor nervously: "doctor, this, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it?"

13. A beggar in Lu Yu said to me with tears in his eyes, "Have pity on me, I can't remember the last time I had a full meal." I felt sorry for him and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will always remember it when you think about it slowly."

14. When the teacher asks me why, I can boldly say: I don't need to explain what I know, why should I explain more what I don't know?

15. Our famous snack "Mutton offal"! Every time I go to the boss, I always ask, "How many scum?" , "Four!" "Are all four pure chop suey?" , "Yes!" .

16. When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

17. Experts say that as long as you spend money frequently, your troubles will be reduced by 80%, your emotional intelligence and IQ will be improved, and you will not fall in love with fire. But where does the money come from? The expert didn't say!

18. I asked a child to dance, and he said weakly, "I can't." I said, "Boys should be confident and bold". As a result, he shouted, "I won't."

19. driving school coach: the red light does not go, and the green light does not go. Why? No color you like?

20. You can't hide liking someone. Even if he hides in the closet, his husband will still find him.

2 1. Who can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: when your family went to your grave.

22. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a cruel attack!

23. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

24. I asked the Zen master: I have a big dream. If it is realized, there will be no more disputes in the world. I need a lot of money, master. Can you help me? The Zen master took out a children's hat and a pair of children's gloves for me to put on and asked, What do you feel? "Hands, head is a little tight." "Me too."