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How does grandma write a circle of friends for her newborn baby?

1. I still loved you for a long time when I first met you. Grace and sublingual, our son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Be grateful for heaven and earth.

Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing X Jin, and the mother (son) and daughter were safe. Good news!

Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day. Sun Xiao came to my house, came to my house. There's a newcomer at home, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, with a gun.

4. The product 1.0, which was produced by Liu, was officially released. The release date is: X years, X months, X days, X hours and X minutes, and the version is female, weighing X Jin, X Liang. The order was placed ten months ago and finally arrived today! Mother and child are safe, thank you for your concern.

There is good news and bad news: the good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future, and you can send money. Offenders will be prosecuted.

6. On XX, XX, XX, you came, and you promoted me from grandma to grandma. With your appearance, I fell into honey juice and the sun was dim. I am a novice in the role of grandma. We learn from each other and grow together.