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I received a message from my ex-boyfriend: "I will get married in a few days, will you come?" I replied: "Go next time.
1. Don't send photos or talk about it. It's the people who really care about you who visit when it's quiet.
2. Girls, go see the person you want to meet, while the sunshine is just right, while the breeze is quiet, while you are still young, while he is still young.
3. The woman who used to cook uncooked rice into cooked rice is yours. Now it's no use jumping uncooked rice into popcorn.
4. The pull ring is tightly attached to the can, and the heart of the can is filled with coke
5. If you are an unfathomable sea, I am the drowning man who doesn't know how to live or die
6. A really good man doesn't play games, DOTA or CF, but when he plays games, he only needs a short message, a phone call or a QQ. That's a good man
7. I dare not look into your eyes, for I'm afraid I'm confessing every look.
8. Everyone who says he won't have sex has an impossible person in his heart.
9. You slapped me and I asked you why your hands were so cold. This is deep love.
1. True love is not a moment of affection, but an impulse to stick to it when you know it has no result.
11. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. Don't want to lose, only pretend to forgive.
12. He made your eyes red, and you smiled and forgave him because you loved him.
13. I received a message from my ex-boyfriend: I'm getting married in a few days. Will you come? I replied: Next time.
14. If my hand accidentally touches yours, will you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?
15. It's better to do something worthy than say a hundred sorry.
16. Love is not to find a pair of hands that are completely suitable for you, but to hold your hand no matter how inappropriate it is.
17. I always tell you some topics that even I am bored with, but I just want to talk to you more.
18. We often threaten people who love us in the most childish way
19. I'm as good as delicious food, so you can only choose the same! I choose you, and you will buy me delicious food!
2. Why ask me how are you? Can I say that I am not good at all? After that, can you make me better? No, forget it. I am fine.
21. There's smoke in the elevator. I'd rather take the stairs. People around you are too crowded. I'd rather alienate you.
22. Loving you is my business and has nothing to do with you.
23. Don't feel that you are worthless and not good enough, because in someone's eyes, you are the best.
24. Feelings are like hair, which will split when it grows
25. Ask grandma what made them maintain a relationship for 6 years. Grandma said that everything was broken in those days and they wanted to fix it, but now they want to change everything.
26. I want to raise a pig and talk to people. I want to marry you and go home.
27. My humiliation, my resignation and my moderation are all because I love you.
28. When we get married, we will get a pair of rings tattooed, and whoever files for divorce first will chop off his fingers.
29. The boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, which means he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.
3. How many people love someone in the name of friendship? How many people refuse a person in the name of friendship. If you care about your ex-boyfriend
1. Are you happy recently, whether you work hard, whether your friends are intimate, and whether your lovers are sincere? If everything goes well, raise your hand to draw a love and turn it into perseverance in the sky. I wish you happiness forever.
2. Never say a lifetime, never say forever. Who can promise the future? All we can grasp is the local feelings at that time. But a lifetime is made up of countless present, and every moment is forever.
3, the long road, you and I meet, cherish the rare fate of the past, silently bless, kiss greetings, and tell each other to take care of themselves today.
4. Snowflakes all over the sky are flying notes, which are composed of thoughts, expectations with blessings, and warmth with short messages. In this freezing day, I hope that warmth will fill the whole winter.
5. Every petal carries my sincere blessing, gentle care, continuous blessing and sound greetings. Please send the breeze. May flowers and green leaves accompany you to decorate your gorgeous life. May you be happy forever!
6. You can't earn enough money all your life. Only health is your wealth all your life! Please pay attention to prevent SARS when going out on business, wear a mask, drink plenty of water and take more vitamins. May good people be safe all their lives.
7. Know how to cherish, and don't miss the stars at night after losing the sun during the day.
8. There is a distance, but there is something called fate. There is a feeling called missing, and there is a concern called silence; There is a person on the horizon, and his blessing is in front of you. I hope you are happy every day!
9. It takes 3 seconds for a meteor to cross, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to revolve around, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 1 second to say a kind word: Take care of yourself! It's cold, don't catch a cold!
1. Turn countless thoughts into infinite blessings in my heart, silently pray for you, and wish you health and happiness!
11. Don't imagine what he should be like. What we really love is often far from what we think we will love.
12. When the first sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air, and the breeze blows on my face. It is so pleasant that I can't help praying: May you be happy today!
13. Look; It's cold again; Listen; That wind is carrying ice! Give; This is a scarf for you. A warm scarf brings you warm blessings in cold weather.
14, don't pursue appearance, it is easy to deceive people; Don't pursue utility, it's easy to lose, but pursue a Rolex set with diamonds, at least now you can smile!
15. In the cold weather, I want to know your news from afar, whether you pay attention to your health and take care of yourself, and the pressure of life and work. I can't replace you. I will send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather! Blessing the ex-boyfriend
1. Love is a feeling, and pain also makes you happy; Love is a kind of experience, and heartbreak is sweet; Love is an experience, broken and beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful!
2. In this warm spring and blooming days, you two will always be friends, as the saying goes, a pair is made in heaven and a pair is born in the earth! I wish you both kindness and love, and grow old together!
3. Give you the most beautiful flowers and the warmest sunshine. Give your brightest smile to everyone you meet, and everyone will be as happy as you! May your new girlfriend be gentle and virtuous, and may your love be sweet!
4. Clouds in the sky bring me good wishes. The bright moon at night sheds intoxicating sweetness. Tonight, I wish my dear friend a happy wedding and a long bath in love.
5. Loving you is my patent. Anyone who dares to take you away is doing illegal activities. So, just stay with me honestly. Don't worry, I will give you what you want as long as I have it, so it won't be wrong to stay with me honestly!
6. Although everyone says you are ugly, in fact, you are just plain beautiful. As long as I stand by your side, your natural beauty will be unobstructed. Hold my hand all your life, and you will be a fairy. What are you waiting for? Give me your hand quickly.
7. Give you the most beautiful flowers and the warmest sunshine. Give your brightest smile to everyone you meet, and everyone will be as happy as you! May every ray of sunshine every day in the new year bring you peace, happiness, joy and happiness. may you have a happy new year!
8. Love is caring, dedication, sweetness of memory, inseparable, and expectation of heart trembling. Today is your wedding day. I wish you both flying butterflies and dreaming in the moonlight. I wish you one heart and one mind, love each other, be happy and happy in your wedding!
9. Don't forget what you once owned, don't give up what belongs to you, cherish what you have earned, and take what you have lost as a memory. I wish you all the best in the future. Happy spring festival!
1. I have been with you since I was a teenager. I have seen through the world, and no one is more important than you. I have dedicated my life to you, and I understand that happiness is noisy. When the time comes to leave, I will let you go first. Because, I will not give up and let you cry for me.
11. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two fall in love forever and grow old together! The highest state of two of a kind is relative insatiability. I wish a new couple a sincere love and a permanent meeting! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!
12. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, and the land is wide and the sky is high, flying higher than the wings. The flowers and candles are smiling at the thousand cranes, and the bridal chamber is happy and blooming. Happy wedding!
13. Sincere love opens with sincerity, like white lightning breaking the sky; Sincere love is the point of persistence, like red blood filling the body; Congratulate friends on their journey to a happy and sweet world.
14. I wish you a long and harmonious relationship! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! You were made for each other and made for each other. Now you are married, and you need to be tolerant and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!
15. Love and hate are intertwined in life, and sorrow and joy pass by in a flash; Face life frankly and be happy all the time; The pursuit need not be harsh, and the mood is infinitely happy! I wish you a perfect girlfriend!
16. The first part: the beautiful scenery is tied together. Seeing that the bride is slim and graceful, the second part: the auspicious day of the ecliptic and the handsome groom are brilliant, and the horizontal approval: early birth. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding, a long life together, and a happy and safe life!
17. May you each hand over a wing, Angel Xinyan, and fly together in the blue sky; Hand over a true love, fairy companion, and love forever in this life! I wish you one heart and one mind, love each other, happy wedding and happiness!
18. Flowers are fluttering and leaves are flamboyant. Send a short message to miss you. The wind returns, the road turns, and life is very short; The stars are continuous, the months are continuous, and making a hope is the heart; Water drops, raindrops, Happy New Year!
19. I will watch you happy and have a baby early. Then watch your son and daughter fall in love and send my best wishes.
2. I smile as soon as I see you, without saying that I like you; I will never be half-hearted about you and secretly want to be together for four generations; Your facial features fascinate me so much that I can't reach the ground at a glance. Love you forever, love you forever!
21. The eternal marriage is a thread. I weave it with silk and hemp, and the free marriage depends on the elder. I regard the elder as my father. Friendship with righteousness is a treasure. I really don't cherish your knowledge. If you want to laugh, I will laugh even more. What a wonderful world our world is. Hehe, I will laugh first. Should we be harmonious?
22. A hundred years in the same boat, a thousand years of * * * pillow sleep, the fate of this life, may be the fruit of countless cycles of life. Today is your wedding day. Since then, you have been hand in hand and never left. You have carved your eyebrows with a smile and envied others with sweetness.
23. The highest state of two of a kind is relative insatiability. I wish you love each other sincerely and meet hand in hand forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!
24. Happy wedding, baby. You are a good woman since I met you. Remember to give my regards to him.
25. I wish you a hundred years of love and marriage, and happiness will always be the same throughout your life!
26. May happy songs accompany you forever, and may your married life be filled with joy and cheerfulness, so that every day in the future will be as happy as today!
27. In spring, warm sentences will be written in emotional language, and the petals will set off the romantic background with stylish colors. I will promise you a lifetime of love with my willful heartbeat, unchanged, dear, thinking of you.
28. Love and hate are intertwined in life, and sorrow and joy pass by in a flash; Face life frankly and be happy all the time; The pursuit need not be harsh, and the mood is infinitely happy! New Year's Song: I wish you health, peace, happiness and many happy events!
29. I'll be your electric fan to blow away the high temperature of three volts. I'll be your electric mosquito swatter and electrocute the mosquitoes that bite you. I'll make your wet towel and wipe the sweat from your forehead. I'll be your sunscreen to prevent ultraviolet rays from turning you into a little black charcoal! Dog days, call me if you need anything!
3. Finding your favorite half is a kind of happiness. Being able to live a wonderful and tacit understanding with your favorite half in the long and trivial future life is even greater happiness. I wish you keep this happiness for a long time when you knock on the door of happiness!
31. The sunshine shines for you in the morning, the birds laugh for you in the morning, the flowers bloom for you in the morning, and I send you the best wishes of the day in the morning: Good morning! You will invite me to dinner in the morning! I always miss my ex-boyfriend's sadness in my heart. Let's talk about the sadness of my ex-boyfriend's marriage. Let's talk about
1. Talking about my ex-boyfriends, talking about your ex-girlfriends, I found that some things I said to my ex-boyfriend before have never been said or done to each other, but they don't affect us. These are not important. The most important thing is to give each other a sense of stability.
2. The important thing in life is the days we spend together. It is because of you that we can fight for each other's splendid lives. My life is full of sunshine because of you.
3. A person may love many times in his life, but only one person can make you laugh the most beautifully and hurt the most.
4. If you shed tears, I would like to be toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I would like to be the excrement in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I would like to be the only cloth ruler left on you.
5. I stood by your side during the big typhoon that year, taking care of you and accompanying you. You said it was good to have me, otherwise I really don't know what would have happened. On your birthday that year, I devoted myself to giving you a wonderful birthday, and you said it was good to have me. Then the next day, you thought about your ex-boyfriend, and you got used to it. On that day, you snuggled up to me and said that we could be happy all our lives, and we had been together all the time, and gradually we got separated. Because you don't have a new relationship, you don't have a new boyfriend to miss, only your ex-boyfriend. To rationalize your thoughts, your brain will tell you that you still love your ex-boyfriend. Similarly, in order to beautify the love in your heart, you obviously chose his family to be responsible for your breakup, not your ex-boyfriend. So you can convince yourself that your ex-boyfriend still loves you and breaking up is a last resort.
7. Just and
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