Post humorous sentences about tanning in your circle of friends. Funny sentences to describe your tanning.

1. It’s been really hot lately, and my body that tends to tan easily has died.

2. Tanned! From now on I will silently be your negative fan.

3. Even though you are tanned, nothing can stop you from being an idiot.

4. Step into the sunshine and be a tanned woman!

5. A woman who is too lazy to hold an umbrella but doesn’t want to get tanned even if she wants to.

6. Darkening is the most popular nowadays, and most people can’t get this effect from tanning!

7. This summer vacation, let yourself lose more weight, get rid of the fat, and don’t let your skin get tanned. I want to be like white. Come on, good girl.

8. I feel like I’m going to be tanned by the sun, and it’s really tiring to ride a bike uphill. It’s time to buy a small electric one.

9. In order to prevent others from calling me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and tan myself, so no one will call me an idiot.

10. People, don’t buy clothes crazy because you think you are thin because you will experience the second harm when you tan and gain weight.

11. The weather is very nice and very sunny. I feel like my forehead is going to be darker again. The tan I got while learning to drive last year is still not back in vain.

12. When you are sad, you will walk a lot to get a tan, and then you will try every means to make yourself come back in vain, and you will have no time to think about anything else.

13. If you don’t work hard, how can you be worthy of your tanned skin and lost flesh?

14. Since people have tanned, their faces look better, their teeth have become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.

15. My eldest sister and I are uniquely blessed by the sun. Even when our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile.

16. Every summer I swear not to tan the next summer, but every summer I get as tan as an African. I’m so angry, but I still have to try to keep smiling.

17. None of this is as beautiful as I imagined. I really can’t bask in the sun. I feel that basking in the sun will make me feel dizzy!

18. The sun please don’t tan me, please tan my parents’ hair.

19. The sun was so strong that her face was tanned.

20. In order to play in the water, the whole family turned into pig heads. It's okay for us two old people to tan and grow old. We feel sorry for our daughter's delicate skin and tender body.

21. It was really hot yesterday and I had to run around outside. I must have been sunburned this summer and was a little tired. I won’t talk about it today and plan to go to bed early.

22. My wife loves to nag! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month. When she came back, guess what, even her teeth were tanned.

23. School is about to start, and I don’t want to get a crew cut, tan, or lose weight!

24. Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

25. If the sky clears up here, it won’t be hot, but the ultraviolet rays will be too strong! The sun hurts my skin! I guess I won’t be able to turn back on this dark road.

26. Military training is like a little sun tanning all over without negotiation!

27. Take a trip to the countryside and get more than just a tan.

28. Someone actually fell to the ground yesterday from the heat in the Forbidden City. In such a hot weather, you should stay at home. It will not be hot and you will not get tanned. I regret it now. The color of my skin has changed in two weeks. Can't come back.

29. Basically, the scenery is like this in summer, but you can only see it through an air-conditioned room. In addition to being hot outside, you will get tanned and dizzy.

30. It’s too hot today. I feel like I’ve been tanned by three degrees on the road. There’s actually a typhoon today, so I don’t feel anything at all.

31. It’s not easy to take a taxi on this hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys who got off the bus early. They said that such fair skin cannot be tanned.

32. If you don’t wear sunscreen, you will really tan, really tan, really dark, very dark.

33. The sun loves me. Are you afraid that you’ll be tanning several degrees even if you’re sitting there?

34. The sun on the beach was so strong that the little girl’s face was tanned like ink.

35. Don’t let me see your white teeth, or let you expose them to the sun and tan your teeth!

36. Learn to drive seriously every day! They are all tanned several times! There is no chance of turning white! Want to cry!

37. School starts tomorrow, so I’m a little irritated. I don’t want to get tanned during military training!

38. As a delicate pig girl, she cannot get tanned even if she is learning to drive.

39. When I learn to drive in the summer, not only do I have to get a tan, not only is the weather so hot, not only are there many mosquitoes, but most importantly, there are many people.

40. We are the only ones who risk getting tanned by getting up early in the morning to go hiking.

41. After playing with him for two hours, I was tanned. My skin, I hope it can return to its original color soon.

42. Another eight degrees of tanning.

43. Thinking about summer vacation all day long, blowing on the air conditioner, eating watermelon and watching TV dramas, wanting to go out to play but being afraid of the heat and not wanting to get a tan, and clamoring to lose weight and become grayer all day long, this is probably laziness. Come on.

44. Take a few days of rest to recover from the tanned skin.

45. I can’t bear the tanning of pale skin at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs care again. If it is too long, it will be troublesome to manage.

46. No filter can save my tanned skin.

47. The same rice can feed hundreds of people. I cringe when I see the sun, afraid of getting tanned. It is said that some women even go to the hotel swimming pool to strip off and wait for a tan.

48. People who are tanned like dogs are serious behind the black and white filter.

49. Even if I’m completely tanned, people say I’m from the Philippines.

50. Don’t always run after the sun, you will get tanned. It is always more important to find someone who knows the warmth and coldness than to find a skin.

51. Fully armed, don’t let me tan anymore.

52. When I came back from swimming at the beach, my whole body felt bad. Not only did I get tanned instantly, but my back hurt like pins and needles from the sun the day before, and it seemed like it was unbearable for the past two days.

53. It’s okay to bask in the sun. Maybe no one will call you an idiot after you get tanned.

54. I would rather die of heat than get tanned. When will the days of practicing driving come to an end?

55. When I think about getting a tan in the summer, thousands of grass and mud horses float through my mind, just like galloping horses.

56. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get tanned?

57. There are so many people, but not one of them is tanned, but I am!

58. I have a desire not to tan, but I have a heart that wants to go out all day long.

59. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I’m afraid of getting tanned, so give me some face! You are so thick-skinned anyway, so there is no pressure if you lose a few layers.

60. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, after being in the water all day, only my feet were sunburned!