Humorous copywriting

1. I've been surnamed Ma all my life. The first Marx changed my mind.

Erma Hua Teng changed my way of communication. First,

Three Ma Yun changed my consumption concept. First,

Si Ma Rong subverted my outlook on life. First,

Five mosaics prevented me from exploring human civilization.

My wife has acne on her face. Wife complains: Why do I have pimples on my face? I said: Because God is jealous of your beauty. My wife is very happy. She looked at me and asked, then you are not handsome. Why do you get acne? I said, well, maybe God is punishing me for lying.

Are you from Shandong? B: Are you asking me if I can still drive an excavator? A: No, no, you are too vulgar. I just want to ask, have you ever eaten Qingdao prawns? B: You'd better ask me if I can drive an excavator. ...

4. A fat otaku told us angrily that losing weight is my lifelong pursuit! The people next to him whispered, there is something wrong with this! Otaku: What's the problem? Person next to you: One word is missing. Otaku: What word is missing? Next to you: soap ...

I had an advanced math class yesterday. The teacher asked my roommate a question about calculus, but the ink didn't come out for a long time. The teacher was angry and asked him: What will you do if the child asks you in the future? The buddy came at once: ask your mother! Haha, 100 people fell down with laughter. ...

6. The teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. Teacher: Xiaohua, what did you choose? Xiaohua: I'm washing apples because I picked them. Teacher: What about you, Xiaomei? Xiaomei: I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. Teacher: The children are great! What about you, Xiao Ming? Xiaoming: I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped in shit.

7. A friend of mine was born sloppy. One day, when he came back from work, he was surprised to find that the house was in good order, the floor was polished, the clothes were neatly folded, and the dishes that had not been washed for several days in the pool were also clean. A note was found on the table: Are you a pig? The room is more messy than a pigsty! I can't stand a thief. I'm so tired that I'm sweating all over. I'll get 1000 from the drawer right away, just like you asked for cleaning!

8. Colleagues are henpecked and their pocket money is pitiful. Today, he lost at cards together.

400 yuan is gone. I thought it was pathetic, so I invited him to dinner. At dinner, he said, brother, borrow it.

Please give me ten dollars. Buy an invitation and go back for reimbursement. I was stunned and learned another trick. ...

9. I have been practicing driving these two days. I am very diligent, so I asked the coach, Coach, what do you think of my driving? Is it okay to be a road killer? The coach gave me an oblique look and said, you are a road killer, faster than a snail, and at most you are a road obstacle! 10. Fold the quilt in the morning. My husband wanted to be lazy, so he pointed to my stomach and asked, "Bao Xiao, guess who will fold the quilt today?" ? Then my husband spoke like a child: I fold, I fold. Then he said to me: Wife, you see, Bao Xiao said that he folded it, and you folded it first. 0. What Bao Xiao said was: My dad, my dad ... 1 1. A roommate in a dormitory washed his face and feet with a towel. I can't help it: can you clean up, take a shower, wipe your face with a towel and use this when you wipe your feet? The goods directly say: they are all their own meat. What's the difference?

12. I have a stomachache in the middle of the exam and want to go to the toilet. I was too timid to raise my hand, and finally got up the courage to raise my hand. The invigilator came up to me and asked me, what is it? A fart didn't stop making a loud noise, and the invigilator said at that time: You raised your hand just to let me smell your fart?