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Uncle sells "special prawns" along the street, and the demand in 30 yuan is in short supply. Why do people in the industry say that fools buy them?
I've been thinking about it for some time. It must be on sale. When I passed by, I found my uncle selling seafood. This is a "special shrimp". I looked at it. It weighs about 100 pound. I bought a lot of clients. At that time, I also queued up to buy some home. Later, I learned from my uncle that this kind of shrimp actually sells for 30 yuan a catty. I thought this shrimp was very cheap at that time. Although it looks similar to the basic shrimp, it is still different in many places.
It is twice as big as a shrimp, and its shell is still blue. The pliers are too long. It is said that this kind of shrimp can be bigger than the palm of your hand. This kind of shrimp is called rock shrimp, which is cultured in many places in China. Looking beautiful, I'm going to buy three Jin to go home and try it. Seeing that customers are rushing to buy it, it seems that this shrimp is really in short supply, but buy it if you know stupid things! Because this kind of rock shrimp, although it looks good, is not worth 30 yuan a catty.
Because this kind of shrimp has a high yield, the general market price is also the highest in 20 yuan. After all, now it's like a crayfish, which has exceeded 10 yuan, but still insists on buying a few kilograms of money to go back for dinner. After all, I have never eaten such shrimp. After cooking, it is found that its appearance is actually the same as that of shrimp. But it tastes very different. This shrimp is loose, but I think it's better to buy crayfish.
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