The short sentences of classic love quotations are funny.

The short sentences of classic love quotations are funny.

1, sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you and fell in love with you at first sight. I chased you without saying anything and came to you again and again. I must catch up with you ...

2. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

3. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be gossip, and if it is not handled well, there will be gossip.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

I can't figure out what the fuck I love you for being so cruel to me.

6. Sometimes waiting in line for dinner in the canteen, the biggest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

7, go out, my wife has confessed, don't sit in the first row by car, the food can't stand up, don't drink bad belly, don't pick wild flowers on the roadside, don't bring couples into the house.

I want to forget, but I often miss crying.

9. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

10, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

1 1. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

12. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

13. If there are 10,000 people in the world who love you, it must be me. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, it must be me. If no one in the world loves you, it must be that I am dead.

14, like a person, no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

15, men's love is born from overlooking while women's love is born from looking up.

16, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are from the sky. Chang 'e came to the earth, but it was a pity that her face landed first.

17, damn it, I've never seen such archaeology. Can be used as a world heritage.

18, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun … and it is the most famous in Tianjin … hehe.

19, borrowing money, eating and hard work are all done by you; Living a sweet life, you praise me in front of your family; After the storm, we must stand up to hardships before happiness; Dear, it's you who want to walk through the sweet next stop with me.

20. Spending money is as simple as farting, and making money is as difficult as eating durian!

2 1, I am a vine, you are a melon, I am a fish, you are a shrimp, I am a pot, you are a flower, and I make you laugh every day!

22. The high school Chinese teacher gave a poem, saying, "Stop and sit, and love the warmth of Fenglin." The teacher said, "This is sitting love." Everyone was shocked and burst into laughter.

23. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison but didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

24. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

25, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!

26. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

27. When love talks, just like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.

28. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

29. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

30. Leave the hospital on Monday. Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss". Thursday, in love. Friday, beautiful lies. Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.

3 1, like a grandson when you are in love, obedient; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

32. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.

33, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

34. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

35. You are a phoenix in the sky, I am a hungry wolf in the ground, you are a crow in the sky, I am an underground toad, you fly in the sky, and I drool in the ground. ...

I am your bodyguard when you go out. Once you instruct me to serve you, I will pay for your bag when you shop. You're angry that I didn't serve you well. If you want to vent, I'm willing to make sandbags. Dear, you are my baby!

37. I have an unknown poem. No one knows all over the world. Only fools and I know. A fool is reading this poem.

38. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

39. I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread when you are hungry! I really want to say "I love you"! !

40, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground …

4 1. Women are sometimes like walnuts. As long as you can break her hard shell, you will find how soft and fragile she is inside.

42. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so a good horse always goes hungry.

43. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

44, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

45. No matter how much we love each other, no matter how deep we are at the moment, we will part one day. Those lingering, affectionate, passionate and crazy things are all in the past and can't go back.

46. Love is like icing on the cake. We swallow it and enjoy the sweetness of this moment.

47. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

48. Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent!

50. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

5 1, the one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

52. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

53. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

54. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.

55. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

56. Love makes people mature and degenerate.

57. I think of your smile when I get up, smell your smell when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet!

58. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

59. Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

60, you want to listen to music, I am a CD; You want to watch TV, I am the remote control; You want to pick the stars, I am the stairs; You want to go to the South Pole, I am a helicopter; You want grace, I am a windbreaker; You want to make friends, I am a pager; You want flowers, I am a courier; If you are not satisfied, I will pawn it for you!

6 1, brand and gender: 20-year-old man Pentium 30-year-old man Hitachi 40-year-old man. Zheng Da! Fifty-year-old man Microsoft! Sixty-year-old Panasonic! Lenovo at the age of 70

62. All is well for the rich and all is well for lovers.

63. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

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