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Tell me about the unhappy pregnancy.
1, I've been busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.
2, the life of the fetus is very sour! One drag on two, so tired!
3, my armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!
4, my armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company.
5, life needs a sense of ritual, but also needs to record good times!
6, you are growing, I am not old, this is the happiest life!
7. If you are pregnant, you can call the wind and rain. You think you're pregnant with an ancestor?
8. I really can't stand it. Will giving birth to a second child make my brain sick?
9. The sweetest thing is being liked by you every day.
10, standing at the end of time, looking at the end of time, everything becomes clear.
1 1, you can only have me in your heart, and the only place in your heart is mine! Please remember.
12 can sell cute after zero zero. I was born after zero zero, why can't I sell cute?
13, I thought you would like me if I could make you laugh, but in fact I lost to someone who made you cry.
Mood phrases of unhappy pregnancy
14, pregnancy is actually very happy, at least I can listen to sweet words every day, and some people wash their feet, socks and shoes.
15, depicting the happiest style with a knife, writing the happiest love letter with fingers, and holding the happiest love with both hands.
16, do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up! !
17, if there were no emperor, we would have no clothes to wear. If there is no clothes, will women get pregnant when they squeeze into the bus?
18, people really want to eat spicy food! If my relatives hadn't come to visit me now, I would have suspected that I was pregnant with my daughter!
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