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A sentence that makes the villain angry is the most complete. Horses don't swear.

1, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

I really wanted to advise you not to make a fool of yourself every day. You still don't listen to what kind people tell you. I don't think you can change your life.

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

4. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

Since you got * *, you are much more energetic!

6. Do you cook at home? I think you're pretty good at grooming.

7. Your birth is an apology letter from Durex.

8. Don't try to find a sense of existence in front of me. After all, I hope my eyes are not contaminated with dust.

9, hair again, can't change your age and appearance.

10, who said you weren't sick? Call * * * to see me!

1 1. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

12, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

13 Please eat fish, you will be picky about food.

14, since you got * *, the whole person has much more spirit!

15, get to know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

16, do you think you are a pencil case with so many pens?

17, I really envy your skin. It's so well maintained.

18, put Lao tze's position right, don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously.

19. After meeting you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.

20. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.

2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

22. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

23. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. He may be the Tang Priest. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

24. He graduated from Aoyama University, Aoyama University. Think about it. People who graduate from college can't be ordinary brain-damaged, but brain-damaged to the point where there is no cure.

25. It is your teeth that tell me that dogs and people are an ancestor.

26. I really want to see what it means to put on a dog's skin and not be a man.

27. Although you are not a coward, you are its ancestor.

28, you are really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth.

29. If eating fish can make people smart, you should pack at least one marine fish.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

3 1. You must have wiped your mouth after going to the toilet.

32, you are willing to give others as toilet paper, people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard to scratch your ass.

33. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

34. Why can't we take a second shot?

35. Does your ex-boyfriend have uremia? Your mouth is really poisonous.

36. Looks like scum. Painting powder every day is like painting a wall. Laughing at that powder can block the ant nest.

37. Don't show off your high education all day. No matter how highly educated you are, you are still inhuman and will never be like us.

38. If your mouth is idle, it is better to go to the public toilet and lick the toilets one by one to do a good deed that everyone praises.

39. If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

40. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

4 1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

42. May you be fed when you eat and pushed when you walk.

43. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

44. Babies born in Lian Gang don't like you because of your disgusting appearance.

45. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

46. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!

47. I still have a messy image, with a lid on my head, and I still insist that I am dressed in a modern style.

48. As far as your sewing is concerned, the visibility is similar to the ATM card slot of ATM bank.

49. This is SF Express. When I say you are an event, you are an event.

You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

5 1, believe it or not, I kicked you out of infertility.

52. Nima's hairstyle and face don't match, face and body don't match, and body and leg don't match. It looks deformed at first glance.

You are so handsome that others look down on you. When a tree is big, it will always catch the wind, and when it is old, it will always prevent derailment.

54. Your hukou book is an encyclopedia of animals.

Don't take my patience with you as your shameless capital.

56. I really want to take my size 36 shoes to your size 42 face at once.

57. You have been doing stupid things all your life, and you are quite persistent!

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

59. I didn't want to say it, but I feel sorry for myself if I don't scold you.

60. Do you have a head around your neck just to increase your height?

6 1, you are really beautiful and tall, and you giggle in the sunshine, forcing me to write this Tibetan poem.

62. Why not shoot AV? Popular, making money, having fun, really disobedient.

63. I was a towel essence in my last life, so I twisted it.

64. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

65. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.

66. You don't even know what a vegetable is until you are inserted into a flowerpot.

67. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

68. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, my world was completely dark!

69. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

70. What kind are you and why are you so fierce?

7 1, I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

72. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

73. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

74. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim!

75. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings.

76. Gold always shines, but it's a pity that you are glass slag and only reflect light.

77. Don't swear at all.

Please be realistic, you think this is Andersen's fairy tale!

79. Why are you ignoring me? Want me to become a dog?

80. Are you the owner of the antique city? Call everyone baby.

8 1, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

82. Don't show off those who are fat and have big ears. You don't care, but it affects the city!

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

84. I like you so much that I want to ride the roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest position.

85. In the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

86. Always drive your own car and have a flat tire.

Don't talk to me, because I can't understand the pig barking. I can't cure you today, even if I haven't studied veterinary medicine.

It is strange that if Meng Jiangnv made of your face can cry on the Great Wall.

89. 100 degree browser can't find you. Dog browser can.

90. God spread wisdom all over the world, but he gave you an umbrella.

9 1, ugliness is not your fault, nor is stupidity your fault, but you can't flaunt your great achievements by bringing ugliness and stupidity into full play! Be modest.

92, you are a bitch all the time.

93. You are either out of your mind or short of strings. Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

94. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.