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1. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's me.

2, there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Don't envy that we have no homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

I took part in a pigeon racing yesterday. As a result, I went alone during the game.

6. It's better to look at you fiercely than to look at you carefully.

7. It's really too hot. I want to find someone to have a cold war for a few days.

You don't have to come across the ocean to see me, just give me your half-year savings.

9. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

10, if I can't eat grapes, it will be sour, and if I eat them, I will show off in an ostentatious manner.

1 1, I am actually an angel, and the reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

12, a Lamborghini just passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

13, when the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

14, the woman who can't cry is a monster, and the woman who can only cry is a waste.

15. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

16, I want to be a little rich woman with 10 thousand yuan.

17, it's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

18, Tanabata is here. It's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

19 You know, girls with small breasts are very sweet.

20. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces away. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life.