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Tell me about your feeling of not wanting to get up.

1. Watch the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep...

2. After the beginning of winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt (next88), And the part outside the bed. It’s the season again where getting up requires perseverance and taking a shower depends on courage.

3. My daughter was acting bad when she was four years old, but my wife didn’t spoil her, so I finally slept in on the weekends. Background~ My mother and I had a quarrel in the living room for a while, but my daughter didn’t take advantage, so she ran to the bedroom and shouted: Li X, get up quickly and take care of your wife, she is beating your children!

4. Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge I have encountered.

5. As soon as I get up every morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

6. My mother came to my room early in the morning and shouted: There is a girl outside looking for me! So I immediately put on my clothes...the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became! This is the latest version of waking people up!

7. Taking a bath really depends on perseverance, washing clothes depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosive power.

8. Ever since I set the alarm clock to "uneasy", I have been crawling out of bed every day.

9. From pajamas to school uniforms and pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full course schedule, from sleeping in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

10. It took you 26 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory failed to get up this time and are trying again.

11. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I didn’t get up in the morning, I surfed the Internet when I got up, I was yelled at when I was eating, and I didn’t sleep at night.

12. There are always 360 days every year when you don’t want to grow up; there are always 30 days every month when you don’t want to go to work; there are always 7 days every week when you don’t want to get out of bed

13. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt was stuck horizontally.

14. It’s time to rely on perseverance to get up and courage to take a shower.

15. I’m hungry. But I don’t want to get up. I obviously cooked wontons at home. But I just don’t want to get up. Very hungry. Don't want to get up. I have cat cakes. Let me struggle for a while longer

16. Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work.