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There are many controversies about Yang Guifei's birthplace. Some people say that she was born in Chongzhou, Sichuan, Yongle, Shanxi, Rongxian, Guangxi and Shaanxi. )
0 1, with strict barriers and forbidden fruit, Yuhuan was displaced.
This poem vividly depicts the scene where willow trees are shaded and lotus flowers are in full bloom. Dancers wearing long sleeves twist their light steps on a hill and dance with the dissipation of autumn fog and the slow autumn wind.
Yang Guifei praised the dancer Zhang's superb poem. Visible Yang Yuhuan not only can sing and dance, proficient in all kinds of musical instruments and arithmetic, but also has a high level in literature. So who gave birth to such a beautiful woman with many talents?
It turns out that Yang Yuhuan's father was Yang Xuanyan, a performer in the Tang Dynasty. Because of his delicate skin and handsome appearance, many dancers in the palace are infatuated with him. One of them is a dancer named "Lenu", who is extremely beautiful. She always makes eyes at him.
They are congenial, and their hearts are connected. As long as there is an opportunity, they will hide in that winding secluded place for private meetings, regardless of the cold flower Leng Yue, and the burning hearts of two young people burn the shackles that imprison love into the palace.
I didn't expect that after a while, Lenu was pregnant, which was great. Yang Xuanyan is in a rash, like an ant on hot bricks.
For the cruel palace rules, both of them know that it is unimaginable. So Yang Xuanyan had to take the beauty by the hand, sneak out of the palace gate and escape for a month in a dark and opaque night.
Escape to where? That Yang Xuanyan is thoughtful and thoughtful. He is also a well-read man, knowing that there is a saying that "Qingni Mountain is made up of many circles, and we have to turn nine times in the middle of its mound every 100 steps". We panted over Orion, passed Jingxing, and then fell to the ground with a groan in our hands. "
There is sunny and beautiful scenery, and it is "the mountain is high and the emperor is far away", so I can only escape there. This beautiful place is the land of abundance-Zhou Shu.
The husband and wife went through hardships and finally came to Sichuan and Chongzhou. Forced to make a living, Yang Xuanyan donated a position as a manager under the county government's seven-product officer. Although my income is very small, I just have enough food and clothing, but my life has finally settled down.
Yang Yuhuan was born in beautiful Chongzhou in July19, that is, June 1st, the seventh year of Kaiyuan. Yang Xuanyan and his wife were tortured by a bleak life. Because of their daughter's arrival, the family is full of vitality. The couple regard their daughter as the apple of their eye and love her very much.
But it didn't last long. One day, an idle man told the magistrate their origin. Fortunately, the magistrate of a county has always attached great importance to Yang Xuanyan. He secretly sent a letter telling Yang Xuanyan to flee, but waited until he left to catch him.
Yang Xuanyan has two younger brothers in Luoyang, and only Zhou Pu can go in Shaanxi. If you go to Luoyang again, it will be a trap, so you must go to Zhou Pu to take refuge in your brother.
Without any help, the couple had to take their daughter on the journey again. Along the way, they went through difficulties and obstacles, and finally fled to their hometown in Zhou Pu.
02, dust trapped uncle, flashy prodigal son with Yuhuan.
Although the brothers in the same family are all poor, the feeling of "being born from the same root" urges everyone to tighten their belts and help each other. So I settled down quickly.
Yang Yuhuan Jr. spent a difficult and happy childhood here. Although life is hard, her parents have not forgotten her early education and training.
Because her parents are top players in the music entertainment circle, she has a solid foundation in music, dance and musical instruments since she was a child.
When Yang Yuhuan was ten years old, her father Yang Xuanyan was seriously ill and died.
The mother and daughter suffered such a painful blow that they only felt at a loss for the future. That kind of life has nothing to rely on. All I know is that mother and daughter are holding Lacrimosa all day, and I only hate that God has no eyes.
It is said that this Yang family originally had some origins. The ancestors were once kings and marquis, and they were prominent for a while. Yang Yuhuan's great-grandfather Wang Yang was once the prime minister of the Sui Dynasty, and was later killed by Li Shimin. Now Shanxi ancestral home is just an empty shelf.
Among Yang Yuhuan's brothers, there is a man named Yang Zhao, who is ten years older than Yang Yuhuan. This man eats, drinks, gambles, idles and does nothing all day. He always likes to do something to steal the chickens and dogs instead of flowers.
But this man also has advantages. He is very generous to his clan relatives.
Yang Yuhuan had two uncles, Xuan Hexuan, and her third uncle, Xuan, was a junior official, then a doctor named Guang Luqing in the palace of the Tang Dynasty.
What official is Guang Luqing? Guang Luqing is an official who manages the catering affairs of the palace. People who hold such positions, as long as their heads are bright, have a lot of oil and water.
Yang Yuhuan's mother was forced to make a living, so she had to ask young Yang Yuhuan to take refuge in her uncle. But looking at Chang' an, there are thousands of waters and Qian Shan, and the clouds are lingering, just like "But Yue people talk about Tianmu Mountain, and the clouds are light or visible." How can we get there easily?
At this time, Yang Zhao volunteered to send Yuhuan.
Originally, Yang Zhao, who was full of flowers and intestines, wanted to take this opportunity to find a good position with his uncle in Luo Yang and then develop in Xu Tu. But it's true to accompany Yuhuan to Luoyang this time.
Yang Yuhuan's mother stayed in Zhou Pu because she committed a crime in the palace, but she couldn't go with her. Later, she was worried and unhappy, fell ill, and followed her husband to Penglai Wonderland.
Ten-year-old Yang Yuhuan, who traveled more than 500 miles, felt very hard at an early age. That Yang Zhao is tall and strong, which is attributed to his frequent walking on his back. From this time on, Yang Yuhuan has been very grateful to this eldest brother.
After living in Luoyang for a period of time, Yang Zhao gradually became familiar with Yang Yuhuan's three sisters. Her three sisters are in love, and Yang Zhao is an old hand at seducing women. At this time, she secretly had a private meeting with her third sister, Yang Yuyao, and took some measures.
That Yang Xuanjue wanted to find a job for one of Yang Zhao's cousins. Later, I saw that his behavior was obscene and dirty, and I was afraid that something would happen in the future and ruin my future, so I had to give up. So he gave him dozens of taels of silver and sent him back to his hometown.
Unexpectedly, that fellow came here every now and then, where he hung out without money and left with money, leaving a Yang Xuanjue in a panic.
It is said that Yang Yuhuan's parents died when she was very young, although Yang Xuanjue treated her like her own. But in the end, it's all the same The painful death of her parents left an indelible mark on her young mind forever.
As the saying goes, "heroes have suffered a lot since ancient times, but they have never been very handsome." This sentence also applies to women. After these miserable hardships in life, Yang Yuhuan became extremely strong and diligent, and his musical instruments and dance skills became more and more exquisite and excellent.
Time is the best doctor. With the passage of time, Yang Yuhuan gradually forgot his inner trauma. She is seventeen years old and is already a girl with natural charm.
03. Toad eats swan meat, and beautiful daughter-in-law sleeps in the hotel.
One day, Princess Xianyi, the daughter of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, was going to get married. She appreciated the natural beauty and singing and dancing in Yang Yuhuan, and specially invited Yang Yuhuan to attend her wedding as a bridesmaid.
"A fragrant bough in Leng Yan, a lovelorn scene" is the day when Yang Yuhuan swept Emei lightly, without whitewashing it, and trying not to show herself, but her enchanting face, like a lotus reflecting sunlight, charmed everyone present.
Wu Huifei, the mother of Princess Xianyi, loved her more and more, so he encouraged Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty to take her in and marry her son Li Cong to the princess.
Unexpectedly, Saburo (Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty) was a little absent-minded. He wanted to keep her for himself, but he was afraid of offending Wu Huifei. Under the eyes of the public, it's hard to say at the moment. I had to promise Wu Huifei to be Princess Li Cheng.
Two days before the wedding, Yang Yuhuan's brother Yang Zhao came in a hurry. After nightfall, Yang Zhao came to Yang Yuhuan's boudoir.
Say to her: "Yu Mei, your mother has betrothed you to me, and now you want to break the contract and leave me?" How will you compensate me for my loss? "
Said conveniently gave her a letter, saying that her mother left her a suicide note. Yang Yuhuan opened it and saw that it was his mother's handwriting. He couldn't help but burst into tears.
After a careful look, the letter did not explicitly say that it would be betrothed to Yang Zhao, but told her to repay Yang Zhao's kindness in the future. Yuhuan was about to ask Yang Zhao again when Yang Zhao suddenly blew out the lamp and stepped forward to press her down.
That Yang Yuhuan scruples that Yang Zhao was kind to himself before, and he didn't dare to shout loudly for fear of ruining his reputation and his reputation. He just warned in a low voice and struggled desperately.
But that's all labor. Yang Zhao is tall and strong, and he succeeded without much effort.
As the saying goes, "the moon comes first by the advantage", which is true. You see, it's not easy for Yang Zhao to eat swan meat.
In 735 AD, 17-year-old married Li, the son of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and became a princess, known as Princess Shou in history. It is said that the couple live a beautiful life and have two sons.
In 737 AD, Li Wei's mother princess Wu Huifei died.
Because of Wu Huifei's departure, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was unhappy all day and felt that the world had become dull. None of the three thousand beauties in the harem can get their wish. It turns out that Saburo likes beautiful women with soft curves and full figure. Apart from Wu Huifei, only Yang Yuhuan has this wonderful figure.
At this time, a courtier boasted in the ear of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty how beautiful Princess Shou was, which made him very happy. So the old man came up with a trick of "stealing the clock", praying for his mother, Dou Taihou, and making her daughter-in-law, Princess Shou, a monk.
Two years later, Yang Yuhuan, the "creamy crystal that warms and smoothes her skin, has a hundred kinds of magic as long as she turns to smile", was named the imperial concubine of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. Since then, the old man "spent the spring night with the emperor in Furong's tent every day, and since then, gave up his early hearing".
At that time, Yang Yuhuan had to lie beside the king. Suddenly, "one person got the word that chickens and dogs ascended to heaven", and his favor was very rich, and his parents, brothers and sisters made him king; The seal of a seal; An official increase; Knight status. If you enter, you will be extravagant, and if you leave, you will be a banner. All right, all right. It is really a woman who has achieved fame for thousands of years and fame for thousands of years.
04, fatuous busy picking flowers, talented people and beautiful women wish.
It is said that Yang Zhao was taken to join the army after he returned to his hometown. The result was not bad, and I even got a little black hat to wear on my head. Now, when I heard that my cousin Yang Yuhuan has become the imperial concubine, she was ecstatic and full of gaffes.
So I went to lobby the fresh Fu family in Zhongtong at that time to prepare a car full of precious antiques and local specialties and send them to him. A month later, he was guaranteed a promotion and a bright future.
Yu Zhong listened to Yang Guifei as his cousin, and did it immediately without saying anything.
Then Yang Zhao brought a car full of treasures and gave them to the four sisters of the Yang family. So Yang Guifei helped him blow a lot of pillow breeze in Tang Xuanzong's ear, and naturally hired Yang Zhao.
The official residence is "Pupu Wenbo" (a small official who is responsible for entertainment scoring). From then on, this man can serve the emperor's old son every day.
Ladies and gentlemen, don't underestimate this Yang Zhao. He is not only good at observing color, flattering, sucking moles, but also good at calculating. After reading his score book, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty appreciated him very much and promoted him to an official position.
A few days later, Yang Zhao wrote to the holy family sincerely, saying that his name was "Zhao", which was both "gold" and "knife". He was forbidden by the imperial court and the holy family and asked the holy family to give him another name.
Tang Xuanzong was very happy and praised his loyalty in front of ministers, so he was named "Guo Zhong" and immediately awarded him a "Zijin Fish Bag", and another official was promoted. After that, Yang rose to the top of the world until he replaced Li as the right prime minister.
Alas! Rats practice favoritism and malpractice, but they are promoted to a higher position and make a fortune: the blood of the loyal and the good splashes on the battlefield, and the heads are different, and the ghosts are lonely.
During the Tianbao period, Li Bai and Du Fu's well-known poems were everywhere in the folk literary world, and Tang Xuanzong also read Li Bai's poems. In admiration, he immediately made a decree to dedicate Li Bai to Hanlin and immediately took him to the palace to take office.
What kind of official is worshipping Hanlin? In fact, Zun Hanlin is not an official, but a private imperial scholar belonging to the emperor. However, when the emperor goes out to play or has something to do, he must follow the emperor's ass.
Although Tang Xuanzong was fatuous and dissolute, he was good at calligraphy and loved music, and he could still be listed as a "scholar" in literary attainments. For Li Bai's talent, Tang Xuanzong had great respect. Whenever he goes out to play, he always takes a large group of all kinds of talents, including Li Bai.
Li Bai, who is knowledgeable and versatile, stands out from the crowd and is particularly eye-catching. Wan Li and Wang Yang's wanton talents, high morale and Youlong-like demeanor charmed everyone, including Yang Guifei.
Speaking of Yang Guifei and Li Bai, they are both fellow villagers in Sichuan. At that time, Li Bai lived in Jiangyou and Yang Guifei lived in Chongzhou, not far away. Their fathers both work in the government, so their parents naturally take care of each other.
However, Yang Guifei was only wearing open-backed pants, but she was only four or five years old. Now, things have changed, but Yang Guifei has a vague impression, while Li Bai is a teenager, but he still remembers it clearly.
Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was always courteous to Li Bai, but Yang Guifei was particularly considerate.
One day, Saburo and the imperial concubine were preparing a song and dance "Jade Song on the Second Mount", but the lyrics were not well written. They asked Li Guinian to send a poem to Li Bai on "Golden Flower Stationery".
Li Bai was lying in bed drunk. I heard that the emperor's imperial edict required singing and dancing with the imperial concubine, but now I dare not neglect it. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and wrote three poems describing Yang Guifei's beauty.
Li Bai has never liked flattery, but these three songs all praise how beautiful Yang Guifei is, which is obviously flattering. Besides really admiring Yang Guifei's charm, he really wants to be promoted at this time.
Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was very happy when he got the poem. Yang Guifei also sang her own poem, intoxicated and ecstatic. From then on, I fell in love with Li Bai's talent again.
One day, Yang Guifei missed her three cousins who grew up together. After telling the emperor, she took them into the palace to talk.
Unexpectedly, Saburo got carried away when he saw three beautiful uncles dancing in front of him.
Aunties are not allowed to go back until they have enjoyed themselves. In the next month, Saburo was like a bee picking flowers and honey. This flower sucks and that flower sucks, so busy that she hates Yang Guifei.
Saburo forgot Yang Guifei, her hair clouds, her cheeks, the golden ripples on her head when she walked, her light songs and slow dances, her strings and bamboo rhyme. Close the door and enjoy the fragrance of wild flowers. Now it is "all he can see is the smile of his new love, but he can't hear the cry of his old love"?
"Tears fell from her sad white face, like spring rain on pear flowers", which was a true portrayal of Yang Guifei at that time. That Yuhuan was born of resentment, from hatred to sadness, from sadness to cruelty.
He cursed in his heart: "you smelly saburo, I gave you my heart, but you kept my ice heart like this!" If you are not kind, don't blame me for being unjust. You play your serial game, I play my dream girl, and we are even. "
At midnight that night, the imperial concubine disguised as a man and quietly came to the bedroom of drunken Li Bai. Since ancient times, beautiful women love talented people, which is understandable in our nature.
As the saying goes, "heroes are sad about beauty", so is Li Bai. Although he is not a great hero, he is also a human being, and naturally he can't pass the beauty pass in Yang Fei.
Not long after, Li Bai was "repatriated with money". It turns out that Li Bai is bohemian and despises powerful people.
Once Tang Xuanzong got up to see the scenery and asked him to improvise a poem. Then Li Bai has a chance to "make an arrow out of chicken feathers" and has to wait for no one. He immediately told Prime Minister Yang Momo and told Gao Lishi to take off his boots.
That Yang is a creature below one person and above ten thousand people. That Gao Lishi is also the close-fitting chamberlain around the emperor. When he is so humiliated in public, will he let it go?
So their minions and eyes and ears collected Li Bai's every move 24 hours a day. The affair with Li Bai can't be concealed from Yang and Gao Lishi.
It's just that both of them are Yang Guifei's confidants, and they are related to the imperial concubine, but they dare not say so, so they have to secretly stand tall in front of the emperor and try their best to drive Li Bai out of the palace.
After Li Bai left the palace, he missed Yang Yuhuan and wrote two poems, Sauvignon Blanc, to express his love for him:
Ladies and gentlemen, after reading this poem, you will say, the first sentence "Sauvignon Blanc is in Chang 'an", when Yang Guifei is in Luoyang, how can it be said that she is in Chang 'an?
Then why did Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow clearly refer to Emperor Tang Ming, but put his hat on the head of "Emperor Han", but the first sentence was "The emperor of China, eager for beautiful women who might shake an empire"?
In fact, the reason is very simple. You can't even give up your head to have fun, can you? At least you have to "criticize Mulberry" or "point to the master and the West". You only have one head around your neck!
Haha, that Li Bai actually rolled up the quilt after sex in order to relive the ecstasy moment, and he was reluctant to sleep for three years for fear of losing his fragrance.
05. As blind as a pearl, recognize the wolf, and the fragrance will kill a foreign country.
An Lushan was born in 703 AD in Chaoyang, Liaoning. His father is a semi-finalist in the league and his mother is a witch. Due to the early death of his father, his childhood life was extremely poor.
This man is full of intestines, fat and strong, and has a few pounds of brute force. Seemingly naive in appearance, in fact, the mind is particularly cunning. Be good at pleasing others, fawning on others, being modest and respectful. By making friends with powerful people, bribery, soaring.
In order to please Tang and Yang Guifei, An Lushan tried every means, often playing the fool fully distracted, or making Tang and his wife happy in various ways.
When I first met Yang Guifei, Ming Taizu introduced An Lushan to Yang Guifei, saying that he was invincible because he was simple, brave and tenacious in fighting and won many battles. Because of his outstanding military exploits, Zhang Shouxuan of the garrison regarded him as his adopted son. Such a good boy is also a good son of our Tang Dynasty.
Unexpectedly, when An Lushan heard this, he immediately knelt in front of Yang Guifei and said, "My mother acceded to the throne. May my mother and father be as happy as the water in the East China Sea and live longer than Nanshan."
Yang was so said that he couldn't help giggling. That An Lushan is ten years older than Yang Guifei. Isn't that funny? Then Tang smiled and immediately acquiesced in this adopted son.
Since then, after many meetings, the adopted son and his father and mother have become quite cordial. Whenever An Lushan entered the palace, he was free to go in and out of the inner palace on the grounds of visiting his mother's princess, and no one dared to stop him.
One day, Yang Guifei suddenly had a whim. Because in ancient times, all adopted sons had to have a "washing ceremony" in order to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and live a long life.
Yang Guifei, who had not "bathed" because of An Lushan's adoption, had a sudden impulse and held a grudge, so she stripped off her adopted son and washed his hands in person.
After washing, I wrapped it in gorgeous swaddling clothes and took it all over the palace with "Eight Carrying Jade". Suddenly, the whole palace laughed and said that the "baptism" of the emperor's son had been completed. That Tang was overjoyed when he saw it, and asked Gao Lishi to reward the imperial concubine with her adopted son.
That Yang Guifei doesn't love An Lushan, and An Lushan is just like that fat pig. Since Tang was in his fifties at that time, how much temperature could the afterglow of the sunset have? Natural sex is beyond my ability.
And that An Lushan is a soldier, tall and strong, and he can get full marks for that kind of thing. Yang Fei just used him as a tool.
The Anshi Rebellion didn't make much contribution, but Tang spared no expense to stuff all kinds of glory into his hungry stomach.
In 75 1 year, Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty built a magnificent mansion in Luoyang, which was euphemistically called "the pro-benevolence workshop" and was declared "poor and gorgeous, with unlimited financial resources". Even the kitchen and stables at home are decorated with gold, which is really a luxury unparalleled in ancient and modern times.
The adopted son served as our envoy in Pinglu, Fanyang and Hedong, supporting more than 300,000 troops. Many loyal ministers and righteous generals have written to warn Tang. But the old son looked at the naive adopted son and believed his "loyalty" with wishful thinking.
In 755 AD, An Lushan raised the banner of "Jun Qing side" and led 300,000 troops to kill Luoyang like autumn leaves.
In 756 AD, Tang Huang Ming took Yang Guifei by surprise and fled to Sichuan. When I went to Ant Gang, it suddenly rained cats and dogs, and it was freezing. The soldiers of the whole army were hungry and cold, suddenly angry and resentful, and stopped moving forward.
Chen Wei, commander-in-chief of the Guards, discussed with the accompanying prince how to break the situation. With consent, Yang hacked to death with a disorderly knife. However, the morale of the army is still unclear, and the sergeant collectively demanded the execution of Yang Guifei, who brought disaster to the country and the people.
"The emperor couldn't save her, he could only cover his face, and then he turned to look at the land of blood and tears." The emperor of the Tang Dynasty was forced to let Yang Guifei hang herself under the pear tree behind Maweigang. Only thirty-eight years old.
Peach and plum trees have blossomed. In the spring wind, or the leaves fall on the ground, after the autumn rain, they can no longer see their beauty, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin. If she turns to smile, another hundred spells will be cast.
Later generations often gnash their teeth at Yang Guifei, saying that she is obscene and disorderly in the erotic palace, and she is close to evil and divorced from the classics. "Being sycophantic can confuse the Lord" and "lead to our gathering". What's wrong with women?
She, Yang Guifei, does not go into politics or work, but deeply loves the man she loves. Is it wrong to like the man you like?
Women are not allowed to like men, but do you want women to like women? Then emperor Tang Ming is the son of heaven, and he wants to get together. Princess Yang Cangui, a little weak woman, resisted? Will she die?
That Tang is as blind as a bat, fatuous and heartless, and can be followed by others. I don't know what to do. He should have taken the consequences, but Yang Guifei became the scapegoat.
Marry Saburo hastily once, with tearful eyes, it's really useless. Helpless, the marriage is doomed, and the beauty is unlucky. This thing has been like this since ancient times.
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