Talking about cuteness and fun

1, happiness is on my left, but I'm not left-handed and I can't catch you.

Whether you die or not, I will be there waiting for you to die.

3. Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

4. Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.

The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

6. Curse those who bully us and eat noodles and snot.

7. It is a principle to find a penny for uncle pol.ice on the roadside, but finding ten dollars is beyond the scope of the principle.

8. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

9. You smell like leek, and you said you didn't eat it today …

10, every time I see a man eating, picking and choosing, and returning his fucking leftovers, I want to slap him in the face!

1 1. Without you, I wouldn't be today, and with you, I wouldn't be tomorrow.

12, it's not that I look down on you, but that I don't care about you at all.

13, life looks like white flour, but you can't do too much, or it won't be enough.

14, at birth. Select the difficult mode. Who knew that I accidentally came to the earth?

15, I don't want to prove it. Meaningless. Whatever. I'm glad to get rid of you.

16. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

17 As we all know, the ugly duckling finally turned into a beautiful old white swan, but since you became an old dinosaur, alas ... it really changed a lot.

18. Listen to music. Don't listen to Chinese songs, or people in China will say you have no taste.

19, the so-called love at first sight, just like you.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

2 1, I want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key.

22. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will certainly succeed.

24. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

25. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

26. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

27. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

28. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

29. I am single and proud. I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

30. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

3 1, you are calm because you are not afraid, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

32, the wife said: Compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

33. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

35. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

36. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

39. The wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

40. Most people kissing in the park are not husband and wife. Deliberately explained in the scene, most of them are not friends.

4 1, my god, I have to be woken up by myself every day.

42. Life is like rape. Since you can't get rid of it, you might as well enjoy it.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

Behind a successful man, there is always a woman, and behind a rich woman, there is always a …

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

47. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

48. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

49. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

50, unrequited love is a successful mime, saying it becomes a tragedy!

Silly, cute and funny. Tell me about it.

1. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

2. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.

House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

4. Painting is like life. A good painting is worthless, and a bad painting is worthless.

Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

6. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

7. Don't forget what you said tomorrow, and don't stop because of tomorrow's thorns.

8. The pain that can be said is not pain, and the person who speaks the truth in love is often the most stupid person.

9. You smell like her perfume. As soon as I smell it, I know it is not as expensive as mine.

10. Did you pour some coke from a red wine glass and drink it gracefully?

1 1. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

12. The biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

13. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

14. When you spend money casually, you should warn yourself that you are blindly worshipping.

15. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

16. There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

17. Tick it and I will accompany you to eternity.

18. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

19. I'll throw a brick first If there is jade, throw it to me.

20. I once foolishly made that unattainable wish in my heart, and the boss came to the bowl and cried.

2 1. People who want to control the world must first be able to control themselves.

As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

23. I thought I was evil, and only when I met him did I know that few people were better than me.

24. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles;

Silly, cute and funny. Tell me about Daquan.

1. My future son, tell me where to find your father ~

2. Some wrong things can never be recovered, just like you and me.

There are no more tears than your indifference.

I left gently, just as I came gently. With a wave of my sleeve, I only took away a bundle of cabbage.

5. the grace of dripping water. When I lend you a dime, please pay me back one hundred.

6. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

7. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

8. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

9. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

10. Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

1 1. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

12. At first glance, you are not so good. It's better to have a closer look.

13. A paragraph tells you what a house is. Before I graduated from college four years ago, I wandered around the school park and got lost.

14. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

15. Don't think I'm happy-you just don't understand my pain.

16. Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.

17. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

18. I like daytime because I can daydream during the day.

19. On Valentine's Day, I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them!

20. I will call you again. (Next life! )

2 1. Don't be too kind to me, lest I commit myself.

22. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

23. It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.

24. If a person is not serious, even a headache is local.

25. Notice: To celebrate the arrival of the mother on duty, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

26. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, and then I know that I have no money. . . .

27. Worried that Mencius neglected his studies, Meng Mu moved his family to the city, next to a slaughterhouse, and Mencius soon learned to kill pigs and sheep. Meng Mu had to move his family near the university, and Mencius soon learned to play Dota.

28. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

29. I never lie, except this sentence.

30. When someone says that you have changed, don't panic, it's only because you no longer live in their way.

3 1. The sharp tangles are so beautiful.

32. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

33. Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

34. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, and you can't give yourself happiness.

Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

36. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

37. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see.

The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

39. I also stupidly made that unattainable wish in my heart. The boss came to the bowl and burst into tears.

40. I'll throw a brick first, and if there is jade, I'll smash it.

4 1. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

42. Don't forget what you said tomorrow, and don't stop because of the thorns of tomorrow.

43. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

44. Did you pour some coke into the red wine glass and drink it gracefully?

45. There are two words that hurt millions of net worms, and school begins.

46. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

47. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

48. Because I didn't succeed, because I can only sing, and no one can succeed casually.

49. When I met you at my most beautiful time, I seemed to forget my troubles.

50. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

5 1. Learn to bully or not.

52. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

53. It was impossible to draw an equal sign before and now.

At the same time, we promised to be each other's boyfriend and girlfriend, but your departure ruined this relationship.

55. The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

56. Outside the window, there are stars, the moon is in the sky, the wind blows the flowers, and my thoughts dissipate with the wind.

57. Don't challenge my driving skills with your life, you can't afford to get hurt!

58. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

59. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

60. Details will tell you who is really nice to you.

6 1. Many people are looking for him, but he is in sogou.

62. It was love at first sight. This is not love, this is face. . .

63. If I could have another June day, would someone play games with me?

64. I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

66. Fate makes you lose a big wave, and it will definitely give you a big wave in the end.

67. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Cute treasure, funny personality, tell me.

1, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing.

2. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

3. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will die!

I'm sorry, my recent constipation directly led to your malnutrition.

5, life is like a roll of toilet paper, read a lot, use it and it's gone.

6. Is there something wrong with my ears, or do I always hear my cell phone ringing again?

7. Oh, I see. You put Bibi cream in the coffin. Save face at all costs

8. When I think of writing a composition as a child, the clouds will turn into marshmallows and shit.

9. Everyone has a robot cat, the Monkey King, Huluwa and Changjiang No.7. ..

10, it turns out that people who think I'm important don't treat me like a person at all.

1 1. For a relationship, I went to 6 cities, 7 towns, 8 times to the countryside, and N streets.

12, one day, I took down the TV, and my dad told me that it would be sunny if you were good, and I would kill you if you were not good.

13, I must be the product of the combination of my father's ugliest sperm and my mother's ugliest egg.

14, I am embarrassed that you are so brave to show off in front of us with a fake machine.

15, I didn't laugh when you smiled, which means it's not funny. I smiled, but you didn't, which means you don't understand.

16, today's children, breaking up is dedicated to Valentine's Day, and confession is dedicated to April Fool's Day.

17, 33 days of lovelorn is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it's the 34th day, and my period hasn't come yet.

18, a teacher asked the students; Why does the body get cold after death? A student replied: a calm heart will naturally get cold.

19, everyone likes to eat master kong. If you eat Master Kong, then Mrs. Kang has no partner, so you have to marry the white elephant.

20, the moon represents my heart, the good man is me, I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

2 1, it is true that there can be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one is killed and the other is dumb.

22. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

23. Not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

24. A fly can destroy a pot of soup, and a lump of shit can shut down the whole water park.

25. Grandpa Mao said, "Falling in love for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!"

26. I heard that you have been having a bad time recently. I was happy at the door for several days.