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I would like to ask the Monkey King's words in Journey to the West, and advise the Tang Priest when learning from the scriptures is wet.

The creation of the world, the proliferation of the universe and the existence and development of all things are reasonable. (30 words)

The reader said that at the beginning of The HarmonyOS System of Heaven and Earth, a stone monkey jumped out of Guo Huashan, got into the ground and played happily. Is it reasonable? The questioner has no intention, but the listener has intention. On this basis, later generations' trainer's surname is Wu, which, in the end, turned out to be a wonderful book called The Journey to the West, which recorded the story of a stone monkey's alias Wukong, who studied under the Western Heaven. It can be seen that if there were no stone monkeys, there would be no Dharma translation of The Day After Tomorrow, and there would be no Shaolin today. It can be seen that it makes sense for the stone monkey to jump out. Someone asked: Is this statement a cause or a result? Idiot, idiot, causal repetition, where is the story? 500 years ago and 500 years later, who can tell which cause and which effect? (200 words)

It is said that Wukong's dharma protector has made great contributions to the scriptures, and he was named as a defeated Buddha. I don't need to wear a golden hoop for a long time. I don't eat fireworks every day, and I'm finally free in the west. When he was idle, he wandered around the flat peach garden of the Queen Mother, and no one ever called him Ji again. It's just that the stone monkey is clever and can't calm down. So I asked the Tathagata for a job. Tathagata is in a dilemma. Everything in the west is empty. How can there be a real job? I thought to myself, this monkey is too bad. So he asked the monkey to write scriptures and help write Buddhist scriptures. Although Wukong has limited reading, he thinks he is gifted. Writing scriptures for the world is also a great merit, which is better than nothing in the town. (170 words)

On this day, Wukong came to the Scripture Writing Pavilion, which is the day when Wukong's tragedy began. Wukong met the Tang priest in the scripture hall, and now he is the owner of the scripture hall. It's fun to meet master and apprentice. After catching up with the past, Tang Priest began to teach Wukong to write scriptures. When Wukong heard about it, he was shocked at that time. There are many rules. The number of words on a piece of white silk should not be less than a certain number, otherwise it is suspected of wasting silk. The format of Yunjing is determined to be arbitrary, and the content of Yunjing should follow the wonderful meaning of the three buddhas' life. Various places are violated, and white silk is not used every other day. Wukong began to write scriptures with trepidation, day after day, and rarely achieved anything. I often write several silk books a day, only two or three on the first day. (200 words)

One day, Wukong suddenly wanted to go home, thinking that I used to be so idle and carefree, but today I am doing this hard work! However, Wukong is not the only Jingge. Seeing that others are spending thousands of feet every day, Wukong's competitiveness is hard to calm down. As a master, there is a cloud, a day of classics, and everyone in the world is a great success. Heaven has nothing to do, it is better to do this merit. (120 words)

One day the Tang Priest will come with Baotai Temple. Tathagata asked: Have you had a good time with Jingge recently? The Tang Priest smiled. Please hold a boundless finger. With a pinch of infinite fingers, what happened in Jingge appeared in the void two feet ago: I saw Wukong scratching his head and cheeks in the writing room, writing and drawing on silk paper, and thinking from time to time, which was very bitter; The infinite finger is another pinch. Pig and Friar Sand are in another room, soaking a lot of written scriptures in the pool, rinsing some of them and turning them back into white silk. The Tathagata Tang Priest smiled at each other: idiot, idiot! (150 words)

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 20: 00

Fill it out alone, don't have a charm!

Author: Little Grass's White Cloud Reply Date: May 22, 2004 0: 35: 52

Two people dance.

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 36: 05

Let's let two more people score 100.

Author: Cang Ran tearful reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 35: 5 1

Tractor:))

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 40: 03

There's only one left ...

Author: gzkoei reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 4 1: 42

It should be:

The world is mysterious and the universe is vast.

Author: snow seal reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 39: 27

Good article ~ top ~

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 43: 18

Hey hey, this is still G's profound knowledge. ...

Enough people! I said, one, two, three, jump together! ! Smash it to death and see if it sticks! ! !

Author: pale and tearful reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 48: 08

Monkey, who wants to wear the whole dress:)

Author: Date of reply: May 22, 2004 0: 52: 42

Idiot, idiot. . . . . .

Author: Emperor Guan Reply Date: May 22, 2004 0: 54: 58

I'll make it up for you, although I can't understand it. .

Author: gzkoei reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 55: 17

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 43: 18

Hey hey, this is still G's profound knowledge. ...

-& gt; This is the opening remarks of all fortune tellers.

The world is mysterious and the universe is vast. . . . Alas, the benefactor is bound to suffer a great disaster recently!

The solution is not to surf the Internet for three days. .....

Author: Snow Closing the Mountain Reply Date: May 22, 2004 0: 52: 12

Does the landlord agree to change "Creation, Universe Flood" into "Universe Flood"? Hmm. How interesting

Author: pale and tearful reply date: May 22, 2004 0: 57: 30

The heavens and the earth are mysterious and the universe is vast.

The world is mysterious and the universe is vast. The sun and the moon are full, and Chen Su is on the list. Cold comes and summer goes, autumn harvest and winter storage. Striding into adulthood, rhythm and temperament adjust Yang.

: ))

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 1: 29: 28

Gzkoei, let's just bleed, even if my toes bleed, I will surf the Internet!

Since the beginning of the world, it has not changed. It was originally a patchwork of words, hehe.

Tears are really a good gift to carry! !

Keep watering until the monkey comes.

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 22, 2004 1: 40: 17

Bambusa: Your Majesty, demons are gathering in Wuzhishan. They seem to want to eat your meat!

Author: 100 10060 reply date: May 22, 2004 1: 46: 12.

Hmm. How interesting

Quite confusing.

The Monkey King is the holy Buddha of fighting.

Why did you send him to write a book?

Then why does he still have his golden hoop?

Become a lightning rod

It is equal to letting gangsters take AWP to lectures.

(hehe)

Author: Never Away from Reply Date: May 22, 2004 1: 47: 42

Wukong, do you know what "Dang, Dang, Dang ..."

When, when, when is "only you ..."

Author: Snow Closing Date: May 22, 2004 1: 44: 18

Wuzhishan? Nice place! In Qionghai, Hainan. Attractions-NND ~ ~ They must have taken advantage of the meeting to travel with public funds again! B4~

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 1: 49: 23

It seems to be a struggle for Buddha ... I don't know if I remember it correctly.

Why do you need a golden hoop when the demons are gone? After liberation, guns and ammunition were not used, and pens were the most powerful weapon ... br>

Author: May 205 Reply Date: May 22, 2004 1: 56: 04

Make a banner ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 2: 03: 34

Thanks, brother!

How nice winter is. After I shot the brick, there was a heavy snow, so I covered up the blood after shooting the brick. How clean the white land is. ...

Room 205, I forgot to leave my BB phone number. Help me make a banner. I remember a pig who wrote Tibetan poems in the irrigation area, and his business was excellent. Why not sell a banner in gossip? ...

Author: 5 205 Reply Date: May 22, 2004 2: 08: 08

Are you a WHO vest?

I don't know, there's nothing wrong with BB in China. No one has used it for a long time ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 2: 10: 05

I'm not anyone's vest, just a master ID, _

I just said that I made banners to save money. Change my mobile phone, and I'll do it for nothing, right

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 22, 2004 2: 12: 05

Vest? Brother B is a vest! ? Report to the king!

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 2: 14: 38

Brother Nan Bei, you are better than me. I admire you, haha.

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 22, 2004 2: 2 1: 09

Fill it with your brothers and drown out the gossip!

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 2: 23: 27

Nanbeige, don't drink too much at once.

We don't want to drown out the gossip, we want to make the grass grow. ...

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 22, 2004 2: 26: 4 1

What do you think Wukong did? I guess: hold your wife!

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 at 2: 3 1: 46

It doesn't matter what he did.

The important thing is, why am I still so energetic? Remember you didn't take drugs today?

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 2: 44: 44

Let's call it a night I'm going to bed.

Pay tribute to XDJM who still sticks to the irrigation post!

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 22, 2004 2: 46: 34

Shit! Brother seems to have no wife to hug! (guess)

That's like a standard night owl for college students. I'm so excited to water it!

Author: Dai doll reply date: May 22, 2004 at 3: 53: 10

The writing is good and the plot is well conceived, but forgive my little girl for being stupid and not understanding what the landlord wants to express to make a group of spectators think deeply ~ ~ ~

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 22, 2004 3: 54: 55

Sneak back and pour it for the last time ...

Turn red. Okay.

Author: Chief of Mars Reply Date: May 22, 2004 7: 4 1: 24

It's positive from there.

Author: Your reply date: May 22nd, 2004 at 8: 16: 48.

Okay, okay, although I don't understand.

Author: skyblue98 Reply Date: May 22, 2004 8: 44: 26

Hehe, the early bird catches the worm ~ ~ ~

I water it occasionally.

Why didn't Wukong just come for shrimp?

Author: Jian Yan reply date: May 22, 2004 at 8: 5 1: 15.

ξ () θ)) ξ I borrowed a treasure to insert an advertisement and just finished writing a blog! !

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 23, 2004 19: 08: 5 1

Someone is advertising, drag it out to play!

Author: Mouse reply date: May 23, 2004 19: 06: 12

There's nothing wrong with being Wukong, and it's forever:)

Author: Eternal Wukong reply date: May 23, 2004 19: 18: 29

Landlord, from now on, I decided to admire you 120 minutes (you know, in fact, I seldom admire people; I only admire Fang La.

Comrade Zhenhua's advertisement is very interesting.

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 23, 2004 at 20:11:1

Thank you, mouse. Thank you, Yubei.

Wukong, I finally see you again. :-) You drank so much water to come here.

Author: Yan reply date: May 23, 2004 20: 19: 44

There are so many monkeys above me, why not have one more:)

Author: Early reply date: May 23, 2004 at 20: 53: 1 1

Why are you busy talking?

I didn't see the bottom.

Gone?

Author: air conditioning reply date: May 23, 2004 2 1: 4 1: 18

foolish

What kind of bird language is this?

Author: Ye Reply Date: 23: 05 May 2004:16

So, I am Wukong, too! ! !

I'm bored all day. I want to send water, but I have to send 500 words. Hey, scratching your head and cheeks is a black screen! ! !

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 23, 2004 23: 08: 43

Fill it up!

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 24, 2004 0: 15: 07

Brother Nan Bei, although Guo Guan's act of kindness only existed for two minutes today, I occasionally saw it, hehe.

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 24, 2004 0: 28: 42

Brother B, how can I wait for the poor to resist the power of Bambusa! Use the gladiator's arm as a car!

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 24, 2004 at 0: 35: 1 1

It's like talking nonsense. That was cut, too, right It doesn't make sense.

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 24, 2004 0: 59: 17

Don't! My post in the water area was deleted, so fucking angry!

Author: Sunny Reply Date: May 25, 2004 9: 27: 53

It seems that the doll hasn't arrived yet, so I came to sign up.

Author: Tianxue Mountain Pass Reply Date: May 25, 2004 9: 57: 34

Landlord, since you want to give a gift for heavy snow, give me one, too. It snows heavily, but it's almost the same ~ ~ ~ ~

Author: yuhui99909 reply date: May 25, 2004 10: 13: 10

Can the spot owner explain, thousands of words are ignorant and troublesome! ! ! !

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 10: 30: 46

I'm so happy to find a job today. Share it. Everyone is polite.

But I don't have many points, so I can't afford it, hehe.

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 10: 37: 38

yuhui99909:

It is too long to help you, hehe. You can go to Baidu.com(www.BAIDU.COM) and search for "a thousand words". You can find many websites with thousands of words, and some have comments.

Author: skyblue98 Reply Date: May 25, 2004 1 1: 37: 49

Depressed, so many people log off and leave: (

This makes me a little sad.

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 1 1: 4 1: 22

Yes, I was just about to tie the knot here. Why did so many people leave so soon?

Author: Sunny Reply Date: May 25, 2004 14: 53: 46

Accept people's dolls and stick to them. Hee hee:)

It's all gone. Well, that's right: there are no tigers in the mountains, and Wukong is the overlord.

Author: He Er Reply Date: May 25, 2004 14: 58: 10

three

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 15: 03: 19

Sunshine MM, please don't top it. I can't help pouring it as soon as I come up. ...

Author: Sunny Reply Date: May 25, 2004 15: 19: 03

Didn't everyone say: irrigation is not guilty, and the top post is reasonable.

Actually, I'm thinking about myself, too. I'll just fill one and get three points. That's right.

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 15: 28: 57

Water!

Author: Northern Henan Reply Date: May 25, 2004 15: 37: 13

Before the summer vacation, the end of the world was occupied!

Brother B, I will definitely post this post again after the summer vacation!

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 15: 42: 40

Brother Nan Bei: Have a nice summer vacation! ! ! Not far:-)

Author: skyblue98 Reply Date: May 25, 2004 16: 17: 30

Only at the end of May?

How far is the summer vacation? !

However, I must reduce the time on the Internet. I'm too busy this month.

Brother Lan (I guess you should be older than me, hehe:) I'll leave the heavy responsibility of irrigation to you ~ ~ And good sunshine classmates, hehe ~ ~

Author: date of forest restoration: May 25, 2004 16: 24: 57

Passing by to pee together.

Author: bluesnz reply date: May 25, 2004 16: 28: 40

Sky blue 98:

I am definitely older than you, haha! I just found a good job and can only irrigate at night and on weekends.

Author: bluesnz reply date: 2004-5-