How to write the personal homepage of Mini World?

Either endure it or be cruel.

I am not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

After all, I can't catch up with that BMW, so I can only watch it die in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

4, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

Dinosaurs died out because makeup created a beautiful world.

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

7. Men like popular women, and women like popular men.

8. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

9. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

10, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points!

1 1, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

12 I sat on a stone 150 million years ago and stayed for an afternoon.

13, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

14. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

15, there are many ancient love stories and many contemporary love accidents.

16, lazy in bed in the morning, took out six coins from his pocket: if all six are heads, I will go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...

17, I have a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows.

18, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

19, I thought a lot, but I felt a lot.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

2 1, the government is thinking about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss is thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I am thinking about how to sleep reasonably!

22. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

23. Once you were my world, now you are replaced by all directions.