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Which great person can talk about Gao Weiguang?

The devil with a mixed-race face?

Gao Weiguang was born in Jixi City, Heilongjiang. He is an authentic Northeastern, but he inherited and sublimated his father's appearance. A mixed-race face.

Because of this face, Gao Weiguang is extremely popular among his neighbors and female classmates in his class.

When I was a kid, I was playing slingshot with a group of boys and accidentally broke the window of someone else’s house. If it were any other kid, the aunt in a floral apron would have grabbed her ears and spanked her with a rolling pin. Whose house is this? You naughty boy, today I will teach you a lesson for your parents.

But if it were Gao Weiguang, the aunt who came out of the back room angrily with a rolling pin would immediately restrain her murderous intent and pretend to be angry? I can't do this next time, or I won't be polite.

However, in the end, I don’t know how many times this “next time”, which has no substantial threatening effect, will happen.

The big guy who has occupied the last row of the classroom for many years?

The growth rate of young people’s bodies is comparable to that of mushrooms after a spring rain. Gao Weiguang was already over 1.8 meters tall when he was in junior high school. Because of his unusual height, Gao Weiguang has occupied the last row of the classroom since elementary school.

In this corner that the teacher rarely paid attention to, Gao Weiguang had a lot of time to play marbles, Yu-Gi-Oh cards and read little books.

There was no awareness of education in the family, and his parents never expected Gao Weiguang to be admitted to college. In addition, his family conditions were limited. After failing the college entrance examination, Gao Weiguang did not continue his education path and instead opened a small school with his parents. Barbeque restaurant, start a fight.

The customer flow of the small store is limited, and the two parents can cope with it. As the extra labor force, Gao Weiguang decided to work in a local pharmaceutical factory.

The labor at the grassroots level was boring and the mechanical work mode wore away Gao Weiguang's patience, so Gao Weiguang turned to work as a porter in the factory.

After a year of hard work, Gao Weiguang was rewarded with more than a thousand yuan. He showed off the money in front of his parents, who were very happy. But the honest smiles on his parents' faces because of this mere thousand yuan hurt him deeply.

The next year, Gao Weiguang went to Chengdu, determined to work hard and make his parents live a good life through his own efforts.