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Diary of a New Madman
Diary of a New Madman
Covered with Snow
In recent days, my mind has been wandering too much, I have nothing to do, and I have nowhere to display my literary talent, which is very boring ! So I posted a comment on the KouKou space:
"I have never regretted it in my life."
I was quite proud and felt very happy when I wrote about the domineering Rubi. ! After an hour, after seeing such a domineering statement, the number of people who came to praise him could only be counted with a palm.
And I saw a comment from a netizen below:
"I have been pretending to be cool for 20 years, and thought I was invincible. Today I met my wise brother, and I realized that a mountain is still there." There is a mountain high. The art of pretending to be cute can be integrated into one. This is really the only thing I have ever seen in my life. My brother's skill in pretending has reached its peak. I feel inferior to myself. I decided to retire from the world of pretending and never care about worldly affairs. But Dear brother, you are a rare talent for pretending. Dear brother, please don’t use Qi therapy. I hope that my dear brother will have smooth sailing and carry forward such a unique style of pretending. If you want to talk to me about it, you don’t have to. I think I am no match. I am especially honored by my dear brother as the "King of Pretenders". I hope that my dear brother will become famous and I will have a successor, which is very comforting."
Wow! Bi Zhang Wenzhang is so beautiful! It’s really not easy to compete with others! Oh no, I mean, how dare he. No, the venue for the competition must be found. How dare the old man humiliate me! Forget it, just take my trick and die peacefully on the beach!
"I am not talented. Now I see the opinions of the senior masters, and I am quite touched. It is like catching the moon in the nine heavens, or catching turtles in the five oceans. When I read the chapters of my seniors, I still see the person, as graceful and astonished. Hong, as graceful as a wandering dragon, as if the moon is floating in the light clouds, and fluttering like the snow left in the wind, it is so beautiful! I knew that those who are like the seniors in the pretentious world should have paid a visit, but now I see it. It’s not too late to appreciate the charisma of the seniors. Xiaodi is just a mediocre person in the world of pretentiousness. How can he be praised by his seniors? It’s really a blessing that he has cultivated for three lifetimes!
I suddenly realized what my senior meant. I am so ashamed! I dare to show off in front of my senior master. I really don’t know how great the world is. I know very well that I can’t compete with the bright moon. With my humble talent, I really can't reach the level of elegance like my seniors. But why should my seniors belittle themselves and pretend to be talented? We, Xiao Xiao, can only look up to our seniors for their great abilities in this life. We deserve to win. I have the reputation of "pretending to be the emperor". I should stop pretending to avoid humiliating myself and making my generosity laugh. I also hope that my seniors will carry forward my pretense world! Seniors don't have to shirk it. It is really a blessing for us to be like our predecessors in the pretense world. Why worry? Not happy!
I’m so strong! ”
Great! The world is clean again!
Little brother
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