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Hou went upstairs and downstairs to queue up

Let me find you something to do. S: Hmm. Zhai Xiangsheng: Because our yard is very big, but there is such a place. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: What about this office? There are many people outside. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: mm-hmm Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: If you can't find your place, run to our yard. Then, what about you? In charge of this office. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: Collect the things on the ground and underground and code them. Someone is investigating, and you just provide evidence. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: What exactly do you do? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: There are two jobs, one is to track the previous "history". Zaicrosstalk Bubble Stone: Oh, the Institute of History. Zhai Xiangsheng: Yes, yes, there is also a legacy after "history". Whispering to Bubble Stone again: What should I do, follow? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: If you can't keep an eye on it, someone has already done it. Prime Minister's Sound Bubble Stone: That? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: After finishing History, you can do what you want. Prime Minister Sheng Paoshi: What am I responsible for? Zhai Xiangsheng: I know. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: mm-hmm The prime minister said, when he can't find his place in the yard. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: mm-hmm Zhai Xiangsheng: He may just be looking for a convenient place. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: mm-hmm At the cross talk bubble: You collected a piece of paper and he used it. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh, the toilet cleaner! Zai crosstalk bubble

Zaicrosstalk bubble Zaicrosstalk bubble "The Romance of Beijing and Kowloon" Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: Li Tiezhu, a railway worker, is in his early thirties this year. Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: That's right. The prime minister's voice is soaked in stone: his face is black and purple, a pair of lying silkworm eyebrows and a pair of leopard eyes are shining, just like two bright lights flickering in the tunnel; On the face, wrinkles are like knives and axes; Under the chin, one steel must be like a sword; Look at the size, it is a foot away; When you talk, it's like a tiger whistling and a dragon singing; A loud scream made the stones in the tunnel creak. Prime minister sheng pao Hou: it's over. I'm going back to my hometown. Prime minister's voice bubble stone: quite good. Why do you always want to go home? Zhai Xiangsheng Paohou: I caused a landslide, so I must be fired! Besides, you're not talking about me! Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: Who is it? Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: It seems to be Zhang Fei! Prime Minister Sheng Paoshi: Ah, I am familiar with Zhang Fei's words. Zai crosstalk bubble ... prime minister's voice bubble (describing "more than 50 thousand people go into battle together") prime minister's voice bubble stone: You have to say this: ladies and gentlemen, suddenly I heard the call of the CPC Central Committee, and I saw the railway workers coming like a flood. Everyone was whispering, "Great! You see, the railway workers are coming, don't let the difficulties run away! " I saw a black-faced boy named Li Tiezhu among the generals, stepping off a snow-white horse, stabbing the horse with his foot, and heading straight to Kowloon like lightning ... Tell me. Zai crosstalk bubble stone: it's over. Prime minister sheng pao Hou: finished? If you run away, it's over. You're finished. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: What can I do for you? Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: I heard that what you said was inciting me to be a deserter! Prime Minister Soup Bubble Stone: No, I'm praising you with storytelling! Zhai Xiangsheng: Praise me, let everyone listen. Comrades are working day and night on the construction site. What am I going to do in Kowloon? Prime Minister Soup Bubble Stone: You misunderstood this. I mean you, you arrived in Kowloon first. Zhai Xiangsheng: What am I doing riding in Kowloon? Say bubble stone again: ride fast. Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: Then what should we do to build the railway? Zaicrosstalk Bubble Stone: This is a description. In the cross talk: describe it, our 2,533-kilometer railway was built for nothing. Zai crosstalk bubble

Young crosstalk bubble "Hou Dadu" Young crosstalk bubble Hou: What are you doing here? Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: Oh, this is the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Evening. Zhai Xiangsheng: Oh, why didn't you tell me such a big thing? Zaicrosstalk Bubble Stone: What did I tell you? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: I want to give you some advice, which can be better than now! Zaicrosstalk Bubble Stone: Oh, you know art? Prime minister sheng pao Hou: you can't hide this from me! Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh. Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: I understand all this. Ha ha. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Let's talk about it briefly. Prime minister sheng pao Hou: you think you are ... today you are ... how did you get so many people? Prime minister's voice bubble stone: lively! Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: No way! Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: There are many people in China. Every day you look at me and I look at you. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh. Zai crosstalk bubble

Prime minister's voice bubble Prime minister's voice bubble Hou: Chinese New Year is easy. Turn on the TV and still see such a person. No Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: So it's up to you? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: What you are looking for is not a person. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: Oh, yes. Huh? What are you talking about? Here you are. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: No! Either alive or robot. Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: Oh, robot! Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: Ah! How fun it is for you to let two robots stand here and talk cross talk! Prime minister's voice bubble stone: how to say it? The prime minister said, two at a time. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh. Meet in cross talk: #%-*! #¥%—*! #%-* ... Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: Oh? Oh hey, okay, okay, okay. I don't understand. Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: Hehe, art lies in implication, how fun it is. Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: Oh, do you sing with robots? Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: No, that's heavy! Let two monkeys sing. Prime Minister's voice soaks stones: Do monkeys sing? Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: Two monkeys go to this station. #¥%—*! #¥%—*! # $%-* ... How nice. Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: OK, OK, OK. Ok, I remember your idea. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: How's it going? Prime Minister Soup Bubble Stone: Next time I come to do a program, I will tell the director to find you. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: Tell the director to find me! This will not work. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: oh, ok. What's your name? What do you call it? Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: surname Hou, Hou. Just remember. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh, remember. Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: Hey. Prime minister: then go to your company to find Hou tomorrow ... Prime minister: sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, no, don't look for Hou when you come to our unit. You have to ask this when you come to our unit. Prime minister's voice bubble stone: how do you ask? Zhai Xiangsheng: Comrade, let me ask you something. Prime minister's voice bubble stone: ah. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: There is a Hou Daming in your unit. Where is this man? Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: Hou Dadu? Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: Hey! They told you, that, that, that cold water drinker, that's Hou Datong. Zai crosstalk bubble

The prime minister's voice bubble "knows" the prime minister's voice bubble Hou: ... According to the clues he provided, I found his original place, three times five divided by two, and I really found his son through enthusiastic police and neighbors. Prime minister's voice bubble stone: Hou? Meet Hou in cross talk: No, yes, Wang. Bubble stone in cross talk: Wang? In the cross talk: because after he left, the child was adopted by a man named Wang. Prime Minister Sounded Bubble Stone: Oh. Prime Minister Sheng Paohou: Don't say Wang, who is Wang and looks like me. what can I say? He's so much like me. Prime Minister Sound Bubble Stone: What do you mean, whatever? It's called looking like you! Zhai Xiangsheng: He looks so much like me. Zai crosstalk bubble ... cross talk again: once, my friend sent me a cross talk tape called "sweet and sour live fish" Prime Minister Soup Bubble Stone: Yo, that's our work! Zai crosstalk bubble

Prime minister's voice bubble Prime minister's voice bubble Hou: That's what we said. There are also photos of two crosstalk performers on the cover. Zaicrosstalk bubble stone: that's still a picture of us. Prime minister's voice bubble Hou: I see this one on the left ... Prime minister's voice bubble stone: it's you. Zhai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: ... Although he is thin and thin, his eyes are small and full of spirit ... Zai Xiangsheng bubble stone: ... Zai Xiangsheng bubble Hou: ... much more beautiful than the chubby stupid guy next to him ... and he writes very well. Zaicrosstalk Bubble Stone: Did I recruit him?