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Speak for the freshmen ~ ~

1. In any school, mediocre college students are similar, and those who are not mediocre have their own glory.

In high school, love is a luxury and few people can afford it. In college, love is daily necessities, not very shabby.

The root of tragedy lies in that this person is neither good nor bad, neither good nor evil.

4. The problem of appearance will also affect the interpersonal relationship in girls' dormitory to some extent.

Girls are eager to find a boyfriend when they are freshmen because they just want to taste something new! Girls are eager to find boyfriends in their sophomore year because they finally find out how empty and boring college life is. In my junior year, I was anxious to find a boyfriend, because all the girls around me seemed to have boyfriends. I have been looking for a long-term meal ticket or springboard when I was in senior three.

6. Women's competition is everywhere.

7. If a woman is chased by many men, she is particularly attractive and has excellent conditions in all aspects; Either she knows a lot about men's psychology and can know herself and know herself.

8. The real master of picking up girls will never take the initiative to stick to girls. Real masters have girls they want to throw themselves at. Just like a truly attractive and tasteful man will understand that most women in this world can make him go to bed, a few women can make him close his eyes, and very few women can make him care. Three theories of a good man. These are all things that men don't understand until they soak to a certain extent.

9. All interviews are gang rape in another sense. You are tried by a group of people one by one, and then you decide whether to accompany you a few more times. After the service is good, you can help yourself.

10. It took half a year for the university to know that love is everywhere, and libraries, basketball courts and canteens can all be the birthplace of love. But because of this, it is cheap.

1 1. Suddenly I feel that this kind of competition is meaningless. We are like frogs at the bottom of a well. Even if we fight a larger foe, what's the point of one side killing the other? The meaning is just that the loser escapes from the well, or dies in the corner of the well, or jumps out, while the winner smugly continues to be a frog in the well, thinking that the sky she looks up at is her world.

12. Who didn't grow up with injuries? Who didn't learn to calculate after being cheated? So are you, so are you.

13. If you don't want to be the leader of the university community, don't join this dark organization! Finally, all societies become its top leaders or the second highest leaders as a tool to add credit to their reputation. You can't expect to become famous in the newspaper overnight by joining a literary society, nor can you expect to shoot beautiful works by joining a photography association. Fantasy, absolute fantasy! As an ordinary member, all you need to do is hold a meeting and continue to cheat the next little brother and sister to show that the top leader of the club has done nothing.

14. Women's tangible behavior is based on intangible connotation.

15. Anyone who deliberately does something will sacrifice something more or less.

16. Charm is a skill that can be accepted and released. Don't let it be your characteristic.

17. There are two kinds of beauty. One is that men like it and women like it. One is what men like and women don't. Men don't like many beautiful women. Such girls are either really pure and kind, or extremely resourceful and versatile. There are many beautiful women, which men like and women don't. Because for a beautiful woman, it is much harder to conquer a woman than a man.

18. Beauty is particularly easy to be spoiled by men. And beautiful women are particularly easy to get men's favor. More and more men are flocking, and more and more love makes beautiful women more and more arrogant and worse. A vicious circle. Many corners of the world are messed up by some beautiful women.

19. In fact, children with poor family conditions in cities may be more embarrassed in college than children in rural areas. Because although their family background is not good, they have never suffered too much since childhood, and the city naturally gives us sensitive self-esteem and inflated vanity. We escape and find that we can't escape, but we can't face it as calmly as those children who have suffered since childhood.

20. The process of growth is to break the cocoon into a butterfly, struggle to shed all the green and ugly, and shake the light and beautiful wings in the sun, shining, slightly, happily and trembling.

2 1. Serve heaven, but not others. If it is arranged by heaven, I will bear it. If someone steps on it, I'll hit it.

This is the only way to find a grown man to end a love. We start with the heart and end with the body. We exchange each other's body temperatures and put an end to it.

23. Chasing beauty, no matter where it is, requires energy, financial resources, human perseverance and endurance. Those who are not strong enough will always be cruelly eliminated at some point. Beauty is exquisite and expensive in the window, and everyone can see it. Some people only dare to look out, some dare to look closer, and some can ask for it. However, how much did they buy? This metaphor is ugly. It's as simple as thinking about the facts carefully. If a beautiful woman hasn't found a buyer for a long time, new goods come on the counter and her old pearls become old, then she will sell them at a discount.

24. If a man doesn't like you, he won't want to be your friend. If he likes you, he does not just want to be your friend.

25. There are too many uncertainties in potential stocks. When they appreciate, it is usually when women depreciate.

26. If a man loves a woman, he won't ask her for money unless he has to.

27. Women in love all drink ecstasy soup. They are all desperate gamblers. Even if you know that you will lose in the end, you will give everything, even if you lose everything. It is a great tragedy for a woman to meet the wrong person. If she meets the wrong people and she loves them deeply, it is to fall into eternal hell.

28. Online dating = meeting, going to bed, getting out of bed, blacklisting.

29. A man with whom I want to have a story came to an end because of the sudden change of the plot before our story started. At the moment when the lights are on and the music is playing, my story is over and I have to leave in a hurry. Hide your face and cry.

30. Unrequited love is just a process of love dying.

3 1. The most beautiful love is the love that dies young. Long-term love is often long-lasting, because it mutates into family affection.

32. Some married men like that are polished by boring life. Tired of eating, I need snacks for dinner. Their lives only need young women to enrich, and they can't be subverted by young women. They held their ground and waited for the young woman to pass by. They are equally greedy and selfish.

33. Women are afraid of the decay of time, while men need the modification of age.

34. To be jealous of someone is to admit that she is better than you.

35. Beauty, if you can't bring happiness, admiration and love from the man you love, and make yourself happier and better than others, it is meaningless, or even just add to your troubles. If a woman's beauty advantage is not well utilized, it will often bring her several times of trouble. A woman's beauty is capital. If she doesn't manage well, she will go bankrupt.

36. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

37. If a beautiful woman doesn't know how to control herself in life, she will often be very annoying. It is even more impossible to rely on looks and pride. Introversion-this is the first rule for beauty to survive among women.

38. Too many college boys choose girlfriends based on their beauty. At least beauty comes first, but how many people really find a beautiful girl and live happily? Beautiful girls are beyond your ability. Please forgive my frankness. Of course, not if you have a rich father. Because beauty is market-oriented these days.

39. Beauty is thus spoiled. Splashing well in front of men is called coquetry, and splashing well in front of women will inevitably bear the notoriety of being a bitch.

40. In the female dormitory of the university, the sign of bad relationship between two people is to ignore each other. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this rule to judge the relationship between girls in each dormitory. This is a general formula. After all, we are all educated people. It is beneath our dignity to insult her and slander anyone who doesn't like her. Even when attacking or retaliating, it is often done quietly, rationally and feministically.

4 1. They say that she has beautiful eyes and I have beautiful eyes. This is the difference between beauty and beauty, and you need to savor it carefully.

42. Love is like a seesaw. If two people are evenly matched in love, they will want to control the situation, and often they can only stand there without any fun. One is strong and the other is weak. Only one person can control the situation, and you can be happy, so I am happy.

43. Chasing girls is always a simple matter. If you think you are chasing hard, you are probably chasing the wrong person. If you try your best to catch up with a girl, you might as well try your best to catch up with her. Because it is so difficult to have a girlfriend, your love is unequal from the beginning. She hesitated to promise you, because in the initial consciousness, she felt that you were not good enough for her.

44. Senior GG, if you are looking for a girl who just entered the university to fall in love, you should be patient, restrain yourself and enlighten slowly. You shouldn't act in a hurry. If the process is too fast, it will often scare away the little girls who just went to college. After scaring away, they will call you a pervert and discredit you. Little girls often don't understand that pure spiritual love in college means no love.

45. In college, falling in love is probably the biggest expense. Girlfriend is the highest consumption.

46. Men express their love with material things. But how much a man earns is his ability and how much he spends is his attitude. Money is used to measure the depth of feelings, not absolute value, but percentage. Besides, just because a man is willing to spend money for you doesn't mean he really loves you. If a man is unwilling to spend money for you, it means that he definitely doesn't love you.