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The embarrassing TV series "Choosing the Sky" turned out to be Lu Han's face value!
However, the TV series "Choose a Day" still has many shortcomings, such as why the hero is better than the heroine? (Not that Gulnazar is not good-looking. I think Gulnazar was praised by the media as "the most beautiful candidate" in the art test, but the makeup in the play is really a long story. ).
Why did the man save the woman when he was a child, and the two sides exchanged tokens and agreed to meet when they grew up? This story can't be older. How many times do we have to show it to the audience? The point is that the grandfather of the woman was engaged to the master of the man when he was a child. Obviously, they didn't know at the time.
In a blink of an eye, both men and women grew up, and then the man went down the mountain to find a woman with a marriage certificate. I didn't expect it to be so easy. But also saved the heroine once (it is said that a good hero and heroine have to go through all kinds of hardships to meet? )
After seeing the heroine home, the man went to the market to find the Terran who was engaged to him. How do you think you are walking in the market and there are such advertisements behind you? Not only that, there is actually a golden-winged Dapeng bird in the play, which is what we call chicken wings. The key is that the feathers are served before they are washed. If it were you, would you dare to eat?
There is another kind of animal that doesn't know what it is and can travel to another world. Take this photo as an example. Guess what this is? It turned out to be a cicada (in Xiaoyou's memory, cicada is like this, but this cicada is obviously not as beautiful as nature)
In fact, all of the above is a little spit, and in Xiaoyou, what I want to spit most is the part where Johnny, the No.1 spare tire, goes to the lake to get the Millennium lotus seeds.
Johnny took off his clothes and showed his chest muscles (I don't know what this scene has to do with the plot)
Then dive if you don't agree (I will give full marks for this position)!
Handsome but three seconds, too big splash, negative score!
Finally, I got up from the lake and took a look at the Millennium lotus seeds in my hand. It feels a little incredible. It turns out that this is the so-called Millennium lotus seed (Xiaoyou thought it was like three plastic toys with ten yuan).
Ok, Xiaoyou can't spit it out, so let's call it a day! However, tomorrow is Lu Han's 27th birthday, and Xiaoyou also sends birthday wishes: Happy birthday, and I wish you better and better acting skills.
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