Interesting Sentences _ Classic Sentences

First, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Second, for many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

Third, if one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

Fourth, everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire!

Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

6. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

Seven, if two people love each other for a long time, they should not get married.

Eight, why do you like to play the temple escape so much? Because I like being chased. But all the people chasing you are animals. . . .

Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

Ten, I find a boyfriend, the first time is to slap him twice. I have to ask: where have you been hiding all these years!

Eleven, I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar from the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!

Ask a colleague: Did you buy PetroChina? Colleague said: bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!

Thirteen, to eat properly, you have the strength to lose weight.

Fourteen, you are not a VIp, not even a V, you are just a P.

Fifteen, shake and shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

16. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

Seventeen, smoking, is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

Never underestimate the curiosity of girls! She can turn out a person's Weibo, comments and replies from last year to the year before last! As long as she wants to know!

Nineteen,? Everyone thought I was thinking. I looked at the ground to see if this hair should be connected.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Twenty-one, there are no inseparable couples, only small three who don't work hard.

22. Happiness is a comparative level, and you can only feel it when something is at the bottom.

Twenty-three When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt is covered horizontally.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

Twenty-five, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Twenty-six, calm down, not on the clothes, but on the face.

Twenty-seven, life is Song Like Zudekou, you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ ~

Twenty-eight, I can't reach it. Try stepping on my left foot and my right foot.

Twenty-nine, don't be as knowledgeable as the earth people ~ ~ ~

Interesting short sentences

First, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Second, for many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

Third, if one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

Fourth, everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire!

Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

6. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

Seven, if two people love each other for a long time, they should not get married.

Eight, why do you like to play the temple escape so much? Because I like being chased. But all the people chasing you are animals. . . .

Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

Ten, I find a boyfriend, the first time is to slap him twice. I have to ask: where have you been hiding all these years!

Eleven, I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar from the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "

Twelve, ask colleagues: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

Thirteen, to eat properly, you have the strength to lose weight.

Fourteen, you are not a VIp, not even a V, you are just a P.

Fifteen, shake and shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

16. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

Seventeen, smoking, is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

Never underestimate the curiosity of girls! She can turn out a person's Weibo, comments and replies from last year to the year before last! As long as she wants to know!

Nineteen, others thought I was looking down in thought. I looked at the ground to see if this hair should be connected.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Twenty-one, there are no inseparable couples, only small three who don't work hard.

22. Happiness is a comparative level, and you can only feel it when something is at the bottom.

Twenty-three When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt is covered horizontally.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

Twenty-five, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Twenty-six, calm down, not on the clothes, but on the face.

Twenty-seven, life is Song Like Zudekou, you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ ~

Twenty-eight, I can't reach it. Try stepping on my left foot and my right foot.

Twenty-nine, don't be as knowledgeable as the earth people ~ ~ ~

Very interesting sentence

1, sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

2. I'm just a crazy passerby who accompanied you for a short time.

3. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes it's a little too persistent.

4, it is not terrible to get it, but it is a joke to keep it.

I know you are lying to me, but I still want to believe it.

6. I love you, so I wait and I wait for you, so I love you.

7. I love you, but I hope you will never know and let me sink alone.

8. Sometimes, a person's words can completely hurt himself.

9. I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.

10, we are all lies, not cheating.

1 1, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you.

12, we started here and now we have to end here.

13, I was just a child, a child who cried when he was hurt.

14, it's mine, don't move. It's not mine. You put it there, too

15, many times it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

16, I have been hurt once, but I still don't know how to give up. I have to be black and blue to give up.

17, don't say how afraid you are of losing, don't say how much you hate separation.

18, pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don't care, I'm fine.

19, sometimes the tighter you hold, the faster you lose.

20. I always thought there was only me in your world, just as there was only you in my world.

2 1, I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, any form, any reason.

22. When expectation turns into regret, there will be no eternal life.

23. You will never understand that what I pretend is not important.

24. If this is love, it is unfair. You don't have to be reasonable I can leave.

If you didn't mean it, don't shake my heart again.

26. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

27. Expired love. An expired promise. Expired memories. Let me die.

28. Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

29. The most painful thing in the world is to fall in love with someone who is infatuated with others.

30, can we not be brave, when love is too sour to bear.

Talk about mood sentences in interesting ways.

1. My parents are always worried that I spend money indiscriminately, but they are not worried about whether I have money to spend.

Don't cry when you fall, you may fall into the pile of money.

My little nephew took his female classmate home to play. I teased him: Is this your new girlfriend? Not as beautiful as last time. My nephew gave me a disdainful look and said to the little girl, don't listen to my brother-in-law's nonsense. Single dog, who has been single for more than 20 years, wants to break up when she sees two cats walking together. He is jealous of us. Me. . . . .

Children are called stupid birds by their parents because of their poor grades. The child said unconvinced that there are three kinds of stupid birds in the world, one is flying first, and the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What about the third one? The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.

Don't complain, the world is actually fair. Wang Leehom and Jay Chou ride electric cars to work every day, while Wang Han and He Jiong eat instant noodles. Joe likes to cry when he eats occasionally. In May, he was so poor that he used chewing gum to pick up girls. Jiro Wang was so disappointed in life that he even suppressed his menstruation. So, work hard, boy!

6. My brother is very naughty. One day, a disaster struck, and my parents beat me. . . He shouted at the top of his lungs: You hit me together! Mom didn't even think about it. She said, we even had you together. What's wrong with hitting you in partnership? Keep beating.

I just saw a child eating ice cream in front of the supermarket. Out of concern, I told him that children who eat ice cream will get sick in such a cold day! . The children said that my grandfather lived to be 108. I asked: Did you eat ice cream? He said: no, because my grandfather never meddles! All right! Now I finally know why I am aging so fast! All because I'm worried about it.

8. The English teacher asked me to write an English composition on Myday, so she asked everyone: Do you know what Myday means? Xiaoming: Oh, my God. . . Teacher: Get out at once!

9. My junior high school son is addicted to chatting online. At dinner today, I took the opportunity to remind him that everyone has it online now. I saw some perverted homosexuals pretending to be girls and chatting with little boys on the news. Be careful, son! Don't worry, dad, I'm careful, my son said with a mouthful of rice. I won't be found by those little boys.

10. Recently, I woke up in the morning and saw a lot of hair on the pillow, so I went online to check how to treat hair loss. The wife saw it and said, check how to cure snoring first. Me: Is snoring related to hair loss? She: Why should I pull your hair if you don't bother me with snoring? Me. . .

1 1. Hahaha, I saw a very interesting joke! B: What's this? Tell me about it! But it is yellow. B: Then skip the yellow part! A: Skip, skip, skip, skip and end.

12. Go to dinner with friends. After ordering, the waiter came over and asked, What is cold salad O? The friend said: cold lotus root! Lotus root is too difficult to write, too difficult to write. . .