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Scold boyfriend for cheating, satirize boyfriend for cheating (43 sentences selected)

1, you are willing to give others toilet paper, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

2. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

3. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

4. A man can never guarantee that he is your little train and will never cheat.

If you regard everything as an opportunity to learn, there is no such thing as failure.

6. When the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

7. Sometimes, you just don't know yourself. Go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face.

8. He no longer likes to communicate with you. He has lost interest in you, so no matter what you tell him, he is perfunctory, and even doesn't want to talk to you at all, saying that he is busy under various excuses.

9. Please weigh yourself when you talk to me. Are you strong enough to compete with me? I don't want to keep wasting my breath with a disabled person.

10, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

1 1, he always sits still until he is tempted; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

12. Love is despair in loneliness, being strong in despair, and thinking about him all the time after being strong. (Lyrics

13, you think your big underpants have nothing to pack.

14, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

15, women want men who can make themselves safe, not men who can make themselves comfortable. -said a charming woman.

16, I like Leslie Cheung, but he jumped off a building. I like Mei Lanfang, but she died. I like Liu Dan, but he committed suicide. I'm scared, because I like you, too. ...

17, flower world, flower heart, flower people lie; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and have pity on your daughter's heart.

18, it's a shame for a person with a simple mind and developed limbs like you to live.

19, shameless person, I don't care if you hand me your face. I'm afraid I'll hit you and get my hands dirty. I will save some sores in the future. How painful I am.

20. I wander between one man and another, and I lie about everything they have. I cheated what I wanted, so I kicked him away without hesitation.

2 1. If you have ever learned sincerity, I don't think people around you will spit again after you turn around.

22. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

23. It's a man's fault for cheating. It's not your fault that you are frustrated because his wife is unattractive. Who told you to drink more Fuyanjie?

24, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

25. If you have something to say, just pay attention to yourself and keep a good attitude. Don't make me ignore you then. After all, it's really puzzling that you speak too much junk language.

26. After all, this is not a society that you love. You'd better restrain yourself.

27. How many people you thought would never betray you used your thoughts?

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

29. I think my world will be very peaceful without your interruption. Please leave me alone.

30. Do you know? Someone once said that your conscience was eaten by a dog, but I must correct that person's mistake today. Your conscience is not eaten by dogs, even dogs refuse to eat it.

3 1. If one day I leave and the feed is in the trough, be careful not to starve myself.

32. You will be tempted when you see beautiful women, and sweet words will deceive you.

33, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan will be ruined; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called drop of blood. ...

34, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called drop of blood. ...

35. When the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

36. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

37. He is getting farther and farther away from you. It seems that you don't know him anymore, and you don't know what he is thinking. He stopped communicating with you, and you became strangers who knew each other best.

38. The deepest emotional hurt is not being cheated, betrayed or even forced to leave. On the contrary, the person you love will only love yourself from beginning to end.

39, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and have pity on your daughter's heart.

40. I'm afraid you have mania and intermittent self-mutilation. I am not * * *. I'm sorry, I can't let you take it for granted without scruple.

4 1, ten monsters with nine long eyes. The other one is a pervert.

42. He won't tolerate you indefinitely. Your little faults will arouse his dissatisfaction. No matter what you do, you won't please him. In short, in his eyes, what you did was wrong.

43. You don't need a reason to love someone, and you don't need a reason to hate someone.