202 1 funny personality: the weirder the better.

1, Superman's briefs are very stable, so he can fly so high.

My dream is to think in my dream.

3, benefactor, you have to bully the poor monk, and the poor monk will lose face to God.

4, myopia from a distance, you are a big beauty, promote a look at the original is a female diaosi.

Don't push me, or I will lose control.

6. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

7, the sky is falling, you hold on first, I'll find a stick.

8. Men and women quarrel. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

9. Do you know what it feels like for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep? That's just to eat its meat.

10, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

1 1, in fact, you have the advantage that ghosts dare not come to your house at night.

12, I'm in a bad mood now, and I can't do anything but eat.

13, if the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid it's still a negative score.

14, covering the quilt every night, feels like being buried underground.

15, people think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking at whether a hair on the ground should be picked up.

16, life is too short to be sexy or understand the hard life.

17. Altman doesn't fight small monsters, let Transformers save the world.

18, if you come to No Country for Old Men one day, then come to me for laundry and cooking.

19, life is like an old sow going down the stairs. If she falls, she will never get up again.

20. When we lost our handkerchiefs in those years, we prayed not to lose them on ourselves.

2 1, it will spread tomorrow, just for fear that one day I don't like you, I will send you to see God.

Never let your face face me, because then I will vomit.

23. You are the poison of love, and anyone who eats it will be poisoned. Can you practice some antidote?

24. Thank you for your smile. I used to panic over my years.

If one day you leave me, I will stick to you like chewing gum.

26. Those who love me, please continue. People who hate me, don't give up

27. If you choose to leave, never look back. Finally, we are old and dead.

28. I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

29. If you add me out of curiosity, don't play with fire.

Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

3 1, I'll put you aside to dry and then take it back.

32. The red rose falls on the ground and becomes your wedding dress in heaven.

33. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

34. I went too far in love and saw through all the scenery.

35. If you can't see me one day, maybe I'll come to see you late at night.

36, beautiful appearance, but there is a shrew mentality, such people seem to love you very much.

37. The person I love, I am willing to use my life to taste the joys and sorrows you gave me.

38. It takes no effort to really forget.

39. I fucking love you, but you fucking ignore me.

40. You have the right to hurt me, but I have no obligation to be hurt by you.

4 1, please don't show up when I eat, I'm afraid I'll throw up in your face.

There will be light in your world, because the sun in my memory protects you.

43. I want to be the tooth in your mouth in my next life, because if I hurt you, it will hurt you.

44. That man dares to say that he is pure. Look at your eyes, you will steal turbidity.

45. You fool fell in love with a liar and have been cheated by a liar all your life.

46. If you don't study, you are a pig; If you study, you are an educated pig.

47. When you find out, you know it's over.

48. People who make you happy have been making fun of you.

49. He is a fool. If he is left out for a long time, he becomes a rotten egg.

Time has shown me a real phenomenon, that is, you are a bad person.

Weird and funny personality, talk about diaosi boys.

1. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will get cold in winter.

If the whole world abandons you, remember me, and I will abandon you, too.

When the struggle becomes confused, I feel that life is really meaningless.

The standard of dating now is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead.

There is less true love now, and more love you for money.

6. I will give birth to a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.

7. According to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

8. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

9. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

10, I came to work this morning, and when I was whispering, the leader came, and my colleague immediately stopped the leader. This is my friend.

1 1, local tyrants have another meaning, that is, bold and unconstrained terrapin.

12, if I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

13, there is always a feeling that the money in the bank card can't be taken out. Once it is taken out, it is gone.

14. For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

Looking up at the sky at 15 and 45, all I can see is white clouds.

16, there are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

17, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

18, in this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold.

19, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.

20. I can't bear it, I can bear it again.

2 1, every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.

22. I was pulled out before I came to have sex.

23, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

24. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..

25. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not for you to be a decoration, so don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need you to tell me what to do.

27, don't talk to my sister about feelings, I have no feelings, I just gave it to a scum a few days ago.

28. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.

29. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.

I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.

3 1, I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know you have hurt them.

Now that I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.

34. Don't think that you are tall, and my sister must respect you.

35. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?

I didn't see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept going.

37. Breaking up is nothing, and I can continue to love you.

38. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.

39. If I am the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can feel my pain.

I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.

4 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

43. It's better to laugh than to cry, or at least to be decent.

44. Thank the night, no matter how sad today is, tomorrow is a new beginning.

45. I don't need your comfort, because at that time, a weak person could listen.

46. Love can make you get the whole world, but hate can make you lose everything.

47. Face life with a cynical attitude.

48. The people who can really hurt you in this world are often the people you love the most.

49. I didn't participate in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future.

Maybe we don't need each other, but we are a little lonely in life.

Qq personality, geek chat, funny, wonderful, super drag.

1, the biggest mistake of the school is that menopause reaches adolescence, and it is strange not to rebel.

When I was young, I thought I fished it from the river. When I was young, I thought I would die if I put bubble gum in my stomach.

3. You can get high if you have money, and you deserve it if you don't have money. This is the essence of modern society.

4. Ben Daxian watches the celestial phenomena at night, and the teenagers who love me will become more and more promising and more capable.

5. Say 10,000 words of I love you to you. Should I be cold or should I be cold?

6. You say that math problems are not cheap, so we have to do them.

7, not white, not rich, not beautiful, but I will treat you with my heart.

8. I just want to hold you in my arms domineering. Who knew you were overweight?

9. The most insecure sleeping position. Have you been shot? The quilt is folded in and the shoulders are plugged in two places.

10, I treat you like a human being, but you bite me like a dog.

1 1. Every time you listen to the teacher, the teacher will say you can go out. Do you know how much I want to go out?

12, I worked so hard every day, but it didn't pay off.

13, the last thing I like in winter is that I just got into bed and found that Nima forgot to turn off the lights.

14, I come from the earth, I am proud, so I live happily on the earth.

15, it is obvious that Xueba system needs to be turned on, which not only consumes power but also has a special card.

16. No matter what holidays I have, please let me pass the exam alone.

17, I quit gorgeously, making you shameless happiness.

18, if you live a miserable life, I will laugh wildly.

19, deskmate I really envy you having such a good deskmate as me. This is really a blessing for our predecessors.

20. I bought a bag of Oreos and learned to twist them on TV. Can't I wipe it off at all?

2 1, I was afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I didn't study well when I was a child because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.

22. When someone pays for something and opens an umbrella when it rains, even bickering is romantic.

23. I used to think that everyone with high qq level was awesome, but now I find that people who get more exposed get older.

24. Some people say that if I fall in love, my IQ will be zero. I fell in love with my homework, didn't I?

25. Time is like running water, which flows slowly and then converges in time.

26. Love is like glass, it will break when someone taps it gently.

27. Since local tyrants are friends, send a local gold mobile phone.

If I can't have the beauty of heaven, let me go to your world.

29. I will work hard to earn money and buy an ATM in the future.

30. If you see a man dragging his underwear outside, don't be afraid. Maybe he really is Superman.

3 1, who says women are narrow-minded? A woman is not narrow-minded, but a man takes her heart away.

How time flies! You will become an old man in the blink of an eye.

I want to eat all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

35. When the goods have a shelf life and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in my heart?

36. You can't blame me for the weight gain. You are the only one to blame, which makes me angry.

37. Sorry, the number you dialed is married. Please delete it and don't contact me again.

I have to live with you. If I were not your wife, I would be your stepmother.

39. Money is a piece of paper if it is not spent, and money if it is spent.

40. I struggle with two things every day. I don't want to sleep at night and I don't want to wake up during the day.

4 1, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it finally killed the students.

42. They all say that I am naughty and have ADHD, but I feel that I am the most naughty one.

43. Meeting strangers is really troublesome. Many lies should be told again.

44. Student: There is no limit to learning. If you want to use it, use Noah's ark.

45, these days, whether Sohu or sogou, cats just don't understand.

46. It would be great if the apple tree could really produce an iphone.

47. The rule of success is to read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

48. draw a circle The people inside are murderers.

49. Every time I see a man dawdling, chattering and sloppy, my sister wants to slap him.

50. I skipped classes too much. I want to go to class today. When I met the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, long time no see. I have grown so big.

Wonderful funny personality signature.

Selected funny personality signatures with wonderful jokes.

1, it's not that we fat people are too fat, it's that you thin people are malnourished.

Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.

Getting married is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

4, parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

Sometimes being angry doesn't mean that you care, and you don't trust.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

7. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

8. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

9. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

10, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.

1 1. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

12. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?

13, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.

14, flour on the left and water on the right. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

15, it's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you act on me.

16, I want to thin into a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

17, I haven't finished my homework yet, something is wrong, something is wrong!

18, life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

19, it is said that the tears you shed are water in your head.

20. I woke up in this bright spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

2 1, this is a popular world of leaving, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

22. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

23. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

24. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

25. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.

26. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

28, look at your appearance, how to look like a joke!

29. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

30, men, like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, but it is too late!

3 1, I woke up easily this morning in spring, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

32, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

33. Saying that you are cheap can't set off your cheap nature. You can't be described as cheap.

34. Your appearance affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

35. Those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

37. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

Don't make fun of me to please others.

39. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

40. The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

4 1, since we talked about a love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

42. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

43. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

44. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

45. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

46. There are more and more billionaires now, and I only have one hundred million. It is still a memory.

47. Women are not omnipotent, but it is absolutely impossible without women.

48. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

49. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

50. When the memory of old age is full of stains or spots, it is only because there is no answer to sadness.

5 1, many people yearn for crystal-like love, glittering and translucent and flawless. But more people have glass-like love.

52. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

53. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

54. Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.

55. When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded. Now I know that good people are laughed at.

56. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you are wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

57. Love is a kind of amnesia, which makes people forget that there are1200 million other members of the opposite sex in this world.

58. Fish farming-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

59. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

60. The past is the ashes of memories, and the future is an illusion projected by people.

6 1, maybe letting go now is the most considerate move, because you should have no difficulty in loving me.

62, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

63. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who do you blame?

64. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

65. The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my inner pain.

66. Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

67. The best things are often unexpected and come by accident.

68. The time of youth is wandering. It takes a lot of time to wander and only a few moments to grow up.

69. What do Taoist priests generally call themselves? Keep it original. What about Taoist priests who love to watch movies? Is the video movie original?

70. Don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.

7 1, we exposed each other's pain, removed the atrium and approached each other.

72. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and their practical effects are the same.

73. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

76. I finally understand that in love, the more you pay, the more you gain.

77. Once the sea is short of water, women become poor. Don't cheat outside the castle peak building outside the mountain. I'm not worried if you don't love me. There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

78. The most boring feeling is not to become strange, but to become strange gradually.

79. If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry.

80. I'm not from destruction. I just like hiding in the corner and watching your bad luck.