Express your feelings of gaining weight, humor, talk about the humorous feelings of gaining weight, talk about it.

1, if you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.

In the past, you always said that I was too thin and told me to eat more, saying that I would look better if I was fat, but now I have done what you said, but you are not with me.

3, all the bad emotions are nothing more than exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and lack of money.

4, New Year's Eve, a new year, I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

5, as the saying goes, you have to pay it back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

6. If only getting rich was as simple as getting fat.

7. It's not my fault that I love eating, it's your fault to gain weight.

8. Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

9. If you gain weight, you will be unhappy. Eat snacks if you are unhappy. If you eat snacks, you will gain weight.

10 Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!

1 1, the barbecue is tempting me, I don't want to gain weight.

12. I haven't slept well during the day and night recently. If you sleep badly, your skin will be poor. If my skin is bad, I will get acne. If I have acne, I will be in a bad mood. If I eat too much, I will get fat.

13, if only everything were as easy as gaining weight.

14. In life, everything is difficult except gaining weight and losing hair.

15, don't lose heart, although you don't have a trip that you just left, how can there be a body that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!

16, I used to tattoo a clover on my stomach, but now I'm getting fat, and the clover has become an electric fan. . . . . .

17, it is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!

18, I am not tall, so I want to gain weight.

19, eating sweets can really make you feel beautiful. I am in a bad mood. I am really happy to eat an ice cream, but I often get acne and gain weight, so in order to lose weight, start being a happy person.

20. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a house casually, so they will gain a few pounds.

2 1, you accidentally walked into my heart when you were thin, but now you are fat and can't walk out.

22. Some things can be achieved without effort, such as love, and some things can be achieved easily without deliberate effort, such as gaining weight.

23. I didn't like eating when I was a child, so I didn't grow tall. I like eating when I grow up, and I have gained weight.

24. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

25. There are no easy words in adult life, no! For example, I am prone to acne, gain weight and have no money.

26. W: What should I do? I feel fat during the summer vacation! M: It doesn't matter, my daughter-in-law is cute when she is fat!

27, I carefully thought about the reason why I gained weight is that it is too cold! People are twice as hungry as usual when they are cold! So I can't control my diet at all, so my face can only live in beauty and reality.

28. When traveling on business, especially overseas, you will definitely gain weight, so you must control your diet and work and rest.

29. I really hope that the goal I want to achieve can be as simple as gaining weight.

30. What do you do in your spare time? I gain weight most of the time and lose weight the rest of the time.

3 1, anyway, drinking water will make you fat, so I'd better drink coke.

32. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.

33. Eat midnight snack early to avoid gaining weight.

Comrades, I'm having a midnight snack. I won't give up gaining weight.

When I gained weight, every grain of rice I ate was not innocent.

36. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day.

37. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

38. On the road of gaining weight, it is gone forever.

39. It is too difficult to be an emotionally stable adult, and it is too difficult to do one thing well. Try hard at everything except getting fat and getting old easily.

40. I've gained a lot of weight recently, but I'm fine. Finally, my hair fell out one by one. Last summer was a nightmare. There is no harm in eating more, except gaining weight.

4 1, God gave me all the opportunities to gain weight, and I took it.

42. Eating vegetarian dishes in hot pot will definitely not make you fat.

43. I want to eat, but I don't want to gain weight, okay?

44. Although autumn is easy to get angry and gain weight, I love it more than the other three seasons.

I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

46. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to gain three pounds.

47. If the weight gain is less than 100 minus 20, just obey and lose weight.

48, healthy and healthy, not afraid of gaining weight.

Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

50. I want to eat snacks when I am unhappy. Eating snacks will lead to acne and gain weight. If you gain weight with acne, it will lead to unhappiness and a vicious circle, and you can't escape.

5 1, you said to me gloomily: you dislike me and think I have gained weight. I stared at you for a long time and said slowly: I didn't dislike you, I just disliked the extra part of you.

52. I'm getting fatter every day, and I'm becoming more and more like a rich man.

53. Poor me. Eat midnight snack to prepare for the rhythm of gaining weight.

54. I feel that eating midnight snack every day will make me fat.

55. I'm very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.

56. The speed visible to the naked eye is gaining weight. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

57. Eat a little and you shouldn't gain weight.

58. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair; if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

59. I want to gain weight and fill your heart.

60. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

6 1. Today is the first day of the New Year. May everything be as simple as gaining weight.

Silence is a virtue, especially when it is found that others have gained weight.

63. After one month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight.

64. May life be more fortunate, and may everything in the future be as simple as gaining weight.

65. When you are healthy, you can eat whatever you want, and you don't have to listen to anyone who says that eating this fat and eating that diarrhea. Doesn't that man know that he will starve to death if he doesn't eat?

66. Now that you are back, you have gained weight again. You can't eat midnight snack any more.

Sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't drink foamed tea with ice. It's not good for the body, it's not good for the spleen and stomach, and it will gain weight. I was wrong. One last drink. I will never drink Bazaar Black again.

68. Live a good life, get fat together and grow old together.

If only everything were as simple as gaining weight.

70. Did you have a midnight snack today? You should gain weight!