Funny and humorous selfie copy

1. Ha ha ha ha happy? 1 Open a circle of friends, and you will see my clingy cuteness.

2. I was ugly before, so I was embarrassed to take a selfie. It's different now. What a thick skin.

3. Only 5% of real fruit can be called real fruit, and my selfie is only 5%. How can you derail a photo?

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out a beauty camera to deceive life.

5. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't speak, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.

There are two kinds of people's looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly.

7. What's the use of collecting cute little sentences every day? It's better to collect lovely me!

8. Self-timer is doomed in three minutes, and it depends on the filter in seven minutes.

9. In order to marry Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan, I dare not be lazy, but I dare to defend it secretly. Nothing lasts forever, but beauty can last forever. .

10. Every time I just take a shower, I feel beautiful when I look in the mirror. Maybe it's because of water in my head.

1 1. I hope I can be an interesting and rich person, but I can't, just be rich.

12. There are so many lovers outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having a partner.

13. Chinese Americans are nothing, but I am a Chinese beauty.

14. Everyone has a beautiful face. I have a big face. If rounded, we all have good-looking faces.

15. Please remember that I am a cold-hearted person. Please don't be confused by my mental illness.

16. I was going to lose weight as a lightning bolt this year and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your view.

17. Keep a beautiful secret. I used to sleep, but now I'm retouching.

18. The most familiar stranger in my life is this, the self after P picture.

19. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

20. Every time you take a photo, you will find that your face value is high and low. It is really boring to be beautiful for a while.

2 1. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

22. Cherish every selfie of a girl and praise her anyway. After all, it takes at least an hour or two from shampoo and makeup to filming, which is too hard.

23. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

24. Life is too stressful. I hope you can call me handsome.

25. It's my first time. Why am I a beauty?

26. What is a temperament girl? Small print on the chest, small expression on the face ...

27. I spend less and less time in my circle of friends, because I am going to transfer from a large kindergarten class to the first grade of primary school. I've been really busy recently.

28. No more selfies. There is a simple reason. My sister who has been stealing paintings hacked me.

29. Take a selfie, maybe someone will like it. You can't tell fate.

I can't believe that the group of fat cells that I eat and drink all day are still playing dumb when they freeze into dogs in the cold wind. They don't want to burn themselves to warm me. Their hearts are so cold.