Humorous jokes with pictures and words

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Sophomore seniors snuggled up in the arms of juniors and said, why don't freshmen like me? The junior stroked the head of the sophomore and said, it's okay. Now they still like girls! Did you poke your smile? Let's take a look at humorous joke pictures with words!

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1, the math teacher said: Xiaoming accidentally fell down while playing basketball, leaving a psychological shadow. Find the area of the shadow.

I heard two red scarves talking on the road. One said, "Do you know an idiom called' what to lose'?

The other said confidently: worship heaven and earth.

3. The teacher asked in class: Students, do you know where it is hottest in the world?

Some said Flame Mountain, some said Africa, and the teacher called the roll. Yalian, what do you say?

Yalian stood up and thought: I think it should be Tokyo, because it is said on TV that Tokyo is hot, and they are all too hot to put on their clothes. ?

Teacher:? . . . ?

There is an idiot in our class, who listens to the teacher very well and talks back to death if he doesn't listen.

Once in a math class, the teacher came up to him and said, What will happen if you don't study hard?

The goods bowed their heads and said:? What do you care, I will farm and herd sheep?

The math teacher looked back at him and said, it's winter and it's snowing. What kind of place are you going? There is no grass in winter, I want the sheep to starve to death! Why are you so bad? .

The whole class was in an uproar. . .

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1. One day, I found that my roommate's single dog symptoms were much worse than mine. He told me: I haven't talked to girls for a long time. I want to call my mother. . . ?

My classmates always have no money to go out for dinner. Once, I finally broke out and asked him why he didn't bring money. Who knew the goods were weak? Too heavy?

Shit. . .

3. In the dormitory, I: The rain hasn't stopped yet, what's the trick! ?

Roommate: It keeps raining, and the atmosphere is not harmonious. I was so blind in the exam that even God cried ~?

During the break, a male classmate touched a female classmate inexplicably, and then the female classmate immediately shouted:? Rogue! ?

Then that male classmate:? Rogue? As long as you are like this, you can call a rogue to help me! ?

Then the female classmate went out crying. . .

5. I asked my deskmate? Am I tall?

He:? Not high! ?

Me:? Sure enough, dogs look down on people! ?

Damn it, I'm still doing it It hurts me!

6. The sophomore snuggled up in the arms of the junior and said, Why doesn't my freshman brother like me?

The junior stroked the head of the sophomore and said, it's okay. Now they still like girls!

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1, reading at home at night, my mother asked me: How are you preparing for the college entrance examination?

I said:? Everything is ready. ?

Mom is very happy: so confident?

I nodded:? Sure, let's see what I have prepared, including mercuric chloride, bandages, first aid kit, stretcher, ambulance phone and insurance. ?

The college entrance examination is coming soon. The teacher said, come on, class. Every extra point can defeat 1000 people!

Xiaoming: You can beat 1 000 people with only1,right?

Teacher: Get out!

3、? What will you do when you have eight years left in your life?

? Three-year simulation of five-year college entrance examination?

? What will you do in the next five years?

? Three-year entrance examination and two-year simulation?

? What will you do for the rest of the week?

? Zhou Zhou practice?

? What can you do when you have only five seconds left in your life?

? Look at the next question?

4. The roommate shouted in the dormitory corridor: Senior three couples, you will break up in 30 days.

Then I heard upstairs shouting: Do you want to chop your hands when you graduate from TM?

There are more than half a month before the college entrance examination. Tips for slag:

1. Check the stationery repeatedly;

2. Fill in the answer sheet correctly;

3. Set your alarm clock;

4. Maybe you will be nervous, but you must be calm;

5. Close your eyes in your seat before the exam;

6. Don't stay too long on the questions you can't do;

7. Try to take a nap after the exam in the morning;

8. The first word of the first seven articles is advice for you! ! ! ;