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After 00, the personality of the super drag talks about Daquan: my mind is full of grievances and support.

00 super drag personality talk about daquan 1:

First, please don't use your ignorance to make any comments on labor.

Second, mushrooms are cold. I am a new generation of sisters. I got the hall, I got the kitchen, I killed the Trojan horse, I beat the mistress and I beat the hooligan! .

Third, I walked into the examination room full of blood, and then I vomited all the papers.

Fourth, since the test paper was issued, my neck, head and arms stopped hurting, so I stopped jumping.

5. Why are deep-sea fish ugly? Because it was too dark for anyone to see, everyone grew up like this.

6. Homework: You said you were a bitch. Obviously no one wants to touch you, but you beg others to be you, really.

I'm sorry how to do this problem, senior. Do you have a boyfriend, junior? I won't do this problem.

Eight, may be single for a long time, I saw a sow a few days ago and I thought its eyes were pretty good.

Nine, one day I sent a message to my best friend. She said nervously that the QQ user you dialed was browsing the space. Please call back later.

10. I asked Xueba the secret of her success: she said she just went to Qingguo. Shit, I'm going to Qingguo quickly. There will be a science exam tomorrow. Do you want to witness the charm of olives with me?

I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

Please cherish the black people around you, because if one day a cart carrying coal passes by, they will disappear.

Thirteen, the class reunion, I found that I couldn't name it, and I couldn't help but feel that I skipped classes too much. After eating, I found that I was in the wrong room.

Fourteen, study and study, how can you still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

I'm not the kind of person who gets the first place in the exam without attending classes, because I'm not a genius.

Sixteen, a classmate's cell phone suddenly rang during class. To my surprise, his ringtone is: please pay attention to reversing, please pay attention to the sound that the teacher thinks is outside.

Seventeen, the math teacher said that Xiao Ming was seriously injured playing basketball, leaving a shadow in his mind and asking for the area of the shadow.

Eighteen, the cycle of otaku: Why are you addicted to games? Because I don't have a girlfriend. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Because I am addicted to games.

19. Prove in one sentence that you have read four classical novels: Brother Save Me, Strategist Save Me, Sister Save Me and Wukong Save Me.

Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

Twenty-two, I asked the first day, he didn't use anything to replenish the brain, he used Qingguo College! !

There is always a river between me and my deskmate. What's her family name Even the exam.

24. The first diving test will be held soon. Boyfriend: How can I pass the exam? Coach: Come back alive.

I often thank math, Chinese, physics and so on. They let me know how good the novel is.

26. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas.

Twenty-seven, in addition to the shiny light bulb in the classroom, it is the teacher's shiny bald head!

Twenty-eight, after all, I am so ugly, can I be more beautiful?

Twenty-nine, the exam is not the most difficult thing, the most difficult thing is the time to answer questions after the exam.

Thirty, don't talk to me about grades. Talking about grades hurts feelings.

Doctor, please help me. I seem to have a disease that is easily overlooked by others. Next, please.

Teacher, I like you and I chase you. Don't give me the homework test, let me open the plug-in, okay?

Thirty-three, the most difficult thing in summer is boys. Walking in the stairwell, it is blind to look up and bow down. A gust of wind blew on the road, and the head-up was blind.

Thirty-four, exam week, after reviewing for half a day, I found two people, one is Kobe and the other is Conan.

We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

Thirty-six, it is clear that the school slag system should start any school hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity but also has a special card.

At the beginning of the college entrance examination, the teacher said to the students earnestly: Students, this is the last useful moment of your brain in your life, and everything after that depends on your face.

Thirty-eight, looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, QQ group administrator! I dare not ask for leave. I'm afraid that once I leave, the leader will find out if there is me in the company.

Thirty-nine, the test is not only scientific and cultural knowledge, but also psychological endurance.

What is the largest island in Thailand? Phuket. If you don't know, you don't know what to sell.

Forty-one, did you succeed! My mid-term exam composition is about you! Let me ask you, is it my sun? You said you were my sun, shining only for me! .

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

Forty-three, haven't you heard that people in love have zero IQ, is that why you came last in the exam? .

Forty-four, seeing the boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg and instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

45. Why take a piece of paper to decide our future?

Forty-six, do you think I'll tell you that I got full marks in math 120 and I took the exam 1 18? If you are not good at math, I can, and so can you.

47. My boyfriend said that his father took paid leave as soon as he met bad weather, rain, snow and hail. I said it was a good job. Later I learned that his father drove a sprinkler.

Forty-eight, school! Just tell me the exam results and tell parents what to do! You can't let your family know how to hug!

Forty-nine, every exam is in this class. Since I went to Qingguo College, I also went to the first examination room. My dream of becoming a headmaster is simple.

50. Comfort yourself every time you finish the exam: It doesn't matter, everyone is participating.

5 1. I will only send it to two kinds of people. The first is people I know won't leave me, and the second is people I hate.

52.a: Why do I look so ugly in the mirror in the bathroom of the gym? B: Because it's clear.

53. I usually blacken or delete things I can't say, so as not to affect my mood.

00 super drag personality talk daquan 2:

First, it turns out that no matter how hard I try for you, it's all in vain.

Second, front cover, back cover, you think you are a bra.

Third, I am crazy that I know the result is doomed, but I try my best to change it and make you hate me.

Fourth, you made me black and blue.

Loneliness is a chronic disease that I will never die. It starts with my heartbeat and ends with the fly ash from the bones.

Betraying your dog is like losing a sanitary towel, and you can't use it anymore.

Seven, I am the soft-hearted person who has been tortured by you countless times and then coaxed by a word and a move.

I seem to be going to school tomorrow. Why should I go to school tomorrow? I really have to go to school tomorrow. I remember I just had a holiday.

Nine, I don't need to be wronged to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. I don't care whether I like it or hate it.

Ten, the mind is supported by grievances.

If you ask your parents for money after twenty, your famous brand will only show your incompetence.

Twelve, you also come to bear the pain of digging my heart. You won't leave without looking back.

Thirteen, I don't cry, I don't want others to see my vulnerability,

I know I am like a passer-by. A, B, C and D will never enter your eyes, let alone your heart.

Teacher Cai Cai, are you warm? I love you. Why are you indifferent when you know it?

16.{ Forgive me for being expressionless but deeply in love with you}

I want to be a strong person, at least when I am abandoned, I don't feel pain.

18. If you see a match, you can only collect it.

Nineteen, the darkest road, you have to go by yourself in the end.

Twenty, the weather is so fine, come and play with me and a beautiful boy.

The mind is supported by grievances.

The mind is supported by grievances; Trouble is your own; Pain is compared with others; Illness is caused by bad habits; Mentality is tempered by experience; Happiness is cultivated by satisfaction; Health comes from activities. Compassion has no enemies, wisdom can't stand troubles, liberation is more comfortable, and it is easier to let go of nature. So do what you have to do. If you do your best, others will follow suit.

Indifferent to the heart, calm to the table, and live gracefully and freely. Pursuit, there will be disappointment; There is trouble when you are alive. Don't take everything so seriously. Life is most afraid of wanting to care about everything, but can't catch anything. Lost scenery, lost people, and no desire to wait all live at the end of fate. Why be too persistent? What should come will come naturally, and what should go will not stay. Let go of obsession, fate is the best life.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Don't abandon small things, big things start from small things, don't abandon walking slowly, walking slowly is better than never; Don't envy others, the envy itself is that you are small, and don't look back and go on; Don't ask about the results, ask about your own efforts, and ask about your own efforts. Such talents may really become successful in their careers.

You charge hard, work hard, stay in shape and smile at people. These are not to please others, but to dress up, light up my heart and tell myself that I am an independent and upward force.

Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later. Bitterness and sweetness, like a symphony, are integrated into our lives. Rejecting "bitterness" is equivalent to closing the door of "sweetness". You know, the higher you climb, the more thorns you walk through.

Sunset doesn't accompany me to make a comeback. Who are you? Share weal and woe with you, you don't deserve prosperity! The real strong man is to take out his heart and repair it himself in the dead of night, put it back when he is done, and wake up confidently. If you are alive, you must clear the way on every mountain and bridge when you meet water. Life, you give me pressure, I give you a miracle!

Some words are suitable for hiding in my heart, some words are very painful, some words are suitable for forgetting silently, and some memories are only suitable for taking out occasionally. Many things are known to be good only after they have been experienced, and many changes do not need to be said, so it is good to understand them.

Life is a practice, and practice is a heart. Cherish today, cherish the days when the wind dances and leaves fall, cherish a season when flowers bloom, cherish that passion, write the perfection of life into the chapter of years, and let the wonderful life dye into every passing season.

It is a saint who can withstand the temptation; He who can stand loneliness is a great man; It is the strong who changed poverty; Those who live a good life are able people; It is adults who walk on the bumpy road; It is a celebrity who manages his life clearly; What makes people understand is the philosopher; It is a noble person who can help others; It is the lover who can stimulate physiology; It is the lover's psychology that has survived; It is relatives who can keep the poor; It is family that can withstand emotional torture.

If you don't know anything, why is it true to talk about simplicity?

People are most comfortable with a clear conscience, quiet and carefree. . Strive to cultivate optimism, act calmly and not be discouraged. Setbacks, gains and losses, and accumulated experience are all for you to climb a ladder. Be broad-minded and know how to advance and retreat, and learn to be low-key and humble!

After 00, I will talk about girls.

1. Carve the QQ number on my tombstone. Ps: Anyone can be my friend.

I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.

3, the Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: No border, where did you come from?

You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

6. The great Qu Yuan sacrificed himself and won us a three-day holiday. We will always miss him.

7. There are many beautiful women in the world. Why do you have a crush on a flower?

8. Don't tell your sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

9, you don't respect me, I respect you, you still don't respect me, I still respect you, you don't respect me, I will waste you.

10, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

1 1. Before getting out of the elevator, press all buttons on all floors, and then leave casually.

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

13, don't mess with me. I have a secret weapon: fan you, fan you, fan you.

14, if there is next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

15, don't tell me anything, either cherish the present or leave here as soon as possible.

16, whoever follows me will prosper, and whoever opposes me will die. Not much to say, master it yourself.

17, the reality hurts. Now girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. If I can't get you, wait until I earn enough money to find your daughter!

18. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

19, as long as there is electricity, my qq will be online.

Don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!

2 1, often called, never called.

22. You look "Please come and scold me".

23. I am neither strong nor weak.

Listen, it's not your turn to say that you have failed.

25. You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

26. I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

27. Don't think that just because you are tall, I will look up to you.

28. Isn't love like this? You stab me, I stab you, you stab me, I stab you again. Anyway, it's almost enough to calculate the injuries on the other side.

29, low-key is the most awesome B show off.

30, don't talk to my sister about feelings, you are not the person I want to talk about.

3 1, before, you are the only one, after that, you are the burden.

32. Don't treat attraction as so-called love.

33. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't always let Russia help you. Russia is not that great.

34. Speak frankly and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

36. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out. Go my own way and let others follow me.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

38. Face the world in a trance with the laziest attitude.

39. The so-called handsome guys are used to despise.

40. Because my signature is too personal, the system directly crashes and cannot be displayed.

4 1, don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

43. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

45. I am not the descendant of the rich, but I want to be the ancestor of the rich.

46. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

47. Marry the Tang Priest when you grow up. Fight if you can, or eat him if you can't.

48. Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.

49. When a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

50. This era can have everything except face.

Nowadays, it is very popular to praise a lot of healing systems: people's hearts are wronged and supported.

1, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited.

2, life is not easy, fooling each other.

There is no misunderstanding that can't be solved, only people who don't want to be solved.

It takes a long time to keep a kind heart.

The distance between proposing marriage and begging is only one knee.

6. The reason why you hate privilege is that it is not in your hands.

7. Be a woman with temperament and find a man with conscience.

What does failure matter? Everything starts all over again.

9. The limit you think is only the starting point for others.

10, all forgiveness is because I don't want to lose.

1 1. It is always better to be competitive than angry.

12, control your emotions and find a gentle dream for your tired heart.

13, too concerned about other people's opinions, still tired.

14, radical words are more likely to stab the heart than any weapon.

15 Unfortunately, regret is always tied to youth.

16, live a natural and unrestrained life, and make a smile a mood instead of an expression.

17, people's hearts swell because of grievances.

18, all seemingly lucky things come from unremitting efforts.