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Teach me how to speak without dirty words

First, if you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

Second, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained.

Third, many people are not mentally ill, but mentally retarded and cannot be cured.

Fourth, don't blame me for being too poisonous, but I just share it with all kinds of people.

There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.

6. You always think that some people are lazy. You make it sound as if you can really do something great if you are diligent.

Seven, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

Eight, relying on other people's mouths to understand a person, is your brain white?

I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to talk to you at all.

It's not that I won't take part in accidental amusement, but I don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

I really love you, but I can live without you. Don't feel how great you are.

Twelve, people like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most.

Thirteen, I don't think your IQ is enough. Forget it. I'll give you some. Anyway, I'm so witty.

14. Life is a play, and being angry with dogs is meaningless.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

16. Don't say sorry to me if you put on airs. Getting out consciously is your best apology.

Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

Eighteen, you said that you are a thrifty person who can live. Come on, don't lie, you are poor at all.

Those who have poured cold water on me will cook it back to you one day.

Twenty, I don't need others to point fingers. I have long legs and I can walk by myself.

Twenty-one, some people say they hate me, and I immediately laugh, which can make you unhappy or make me feel very happy!

Twenty-two, you always ask me if my feelings are reliable. I never think that online love, long-distance love, foreign love and homosexuality are unreliable. What is unreliable is people, not feelings.

Twenty-three, a good man deserves to be wronged.

I'll save you face, I hope you have a long brain.

If you always think of me when no one is with you, I'm sorry, I really don't need you.