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Tell me about your love story with foreigners.

No one can love others more than himself!

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China. If it really doesn't work, we will change it!

Contemporary Liang Shanbo, four-eyed Romeo.

I know her like a farmer's uncle knows shit.

I'm not making trouble, it's this life, this world!

M: I think love is too complicated for a simple-minded person like me. W: I think love is not complicated. These three words come and go: I love you, I hate you, break up and be together.

In today's society, to put it bluntly, the essence of love is the equivalent exchange of two dollars. The only difference is whether you pay in RMB or US dollars.

If loving someone is mean, it is the whole world.

There is no love without material, because material and love are inseparable and closely linked.

People are in heaven and money is in the bank.

Teacher Cheng, if a person wants to be respected by others, he must first learn to respect himself.

Facing the terrible problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side and face the same enemy.

Woman: Now I finally know what I want, but you can't give these things. Man: But I love you. W: But now these three words don't give me a sense of security.

W: Since you don't love me, why are you still with me? Man: Because you are beautiful, you can handle it.

Change trains. The car is a man's face. A person can be hit anywhere, but not in the face.

Maybe one day, my ideal will be hurt one after another, but I will not waver, because I firmly believe that it is right, I will continue to pursue my dream, and I also believe that one day I will meet someone who really understands me!

You are in new york, and I am here. In the long parting, I only do one thing, love you full time. If love can become a career, I will never leave early and never change careers. My term of office is this life, and the happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover.

first episode

1. Love in the end, there are still cheating, women, women.

I didn't make it, but this life, this world.

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China. If it really doesn't work, we will change it. You play double suicide in this era!

History has told us more than once that kindness to the enemy is often the most fatal blow to ourselves.

5. Change a car. The car is a man's face. A person can be hit anywhere, but not in the face.

If a man can't handle a woman, what do you think he can't handle?

7. In today's society, to put it bluntly, the essence of love is the equivalent exchange of two pounds. The only difference is whether you sell dollars or coins.

8. I have already given it to you. You keep giving me this dream. I'm 26 years old now. I can't always live by dreams. Now I finally know what I want. Unfortunately, you can't give these things.

I heard that you did a very stupid thing today. Will you grow up? Like a man, don't hurt yourself for anyone. You can't love anyone more than yourself.

10, are you crazy? Wu Di, you know that madman has been missing for seven days. I don't need this method. How can he go out? I am alive and well. Why would I die? How can I prove love when I die? Come down!

the second group

1, if you don't rent children, how can you know the suffering of those who rent children? You have no psychological roots and never sleep well. That smell is like drifting away.

If it is despicable to love someone, it is the whole world.

3. (You are sick) I am sick. Do you have any medicine?

Episode 7: 1. You said that with 38, we wanted it. With you, we want it again This desire is endless, and so are our troubles. We don't want to worry about anything.

2, the child is actually a big cement box, can not be happy or unhappy for it! It's not worth it!

3, I am a person, in fact, there is a problem, that is, I have never understood what I want. Do you know now? ) I know that two people can fight for a goal, and the grass nest is full of flavor. All my joys and sorrows are closely related to her. I can take her to work every morning. Every night, he waits for me to get off work, and when I get home, I have a hot meal. After dinner, I will watch TV, go shopping and live a simple life instead of fooling around with a bunch of silly girls in various nightclubs.

If a person dies all his life, in the end, 20 million to 30 million can live well. I imagine a miser like you, and the last epitaph must say that people are in heaven and money is in the bank.

The eighth set

Shi, since July 6th, 2008, you have been the most important person in my life. No matter what kind of life you live, I will accompany you. No matter where you go, I will accompany you. You are the first man in my life, and you will be the last one in my life, unless you don't want me and don't love me, unless you tell me yourself that I don't want it.

Life should be based on happiness and love should be based on reciprocity.

Episode 9

1. There will be bread and work. Without you, I have nothing.

The tenth episode

1, you are right. A man, no matter how absurd and frivolous he was when he was young, once he really fell in love with a woman and became a family, he should love her wholeheartedly and his family. I believe what you said is true.

2, people are not things, people have feelings, people will get lost, and you don't want to look back when you find yourself wrong. There is no right direction for you to choose. In that case, either you go one way to black, or you may go the wrong way.

Episode thirteen

1, you are right. A man, no matter how absurd and frivolous he was when he was young, once he really fell in love with a woman and became a family, he should love her wholeheartedly and his family. I believe what you said is true.

People are not things, people have feelings, people will get lost. I don't want to look back when I find myself wrong. There is no right direction for you to choose. In that case, either you go one way to black, or you may go the wrong way.

3, drink, drink, go back to sleep, wake up tomorrow morning, you will find that a headache will dispel your love. All this is no big deal at all.

The only thing I can put down in my life is chopsticks.

5. A madman has the pain of a madman. You have yours and I have mine. We don't need to envy anyone. Because we are different from anyone else. People always say that you are this kind of person, but I think there are as many kinds of people as there are in this world, and everyone is a completely different individual. So you can't imitate others' happiness, you can only experience and appreciate your own happiness. So is pain.

6. Don't think of yourself as a savior. If you give her this today, she will want that tomorrow. You are two different people.

7. In particular, it is expected to meet the extreme psychological insecurity with sufficient material security. Obviously, he can't do it now. Maybe one day, when she is strong and independent, she will reduce her dependence on men. She will straighten out the relationship between material and emotional.

8. I thought I was eager to drive a BMW. That desire is so strong that I can pursue it at all costs, but now, when I really have it all, the happiness and satisfaction I used to pretend are gone. I don't understand until now, what's the use of having it if no one shares it with me? Therefore, I can only continue to work hard to fill the terrible emptiness in my heart.

9. No matter how strong a woman is, her heart is always soft and she wants a man to take care of her.

Episode XIV

1, your mouth is too bright!

Listen, I can't drink with the lovelorn next time. I'm a cautious person, and I'm going crazy.

3, there are many ways to cure, but you just chose the most mediocre, the most tacky and the worst effect.

Nothing in this world can't be traded.

5, shame is not cheap, not everyone is qualified and capable to talk about shame.

6. Women are just men's faces, and wealth and status are men's backbones. A man without a woman is still a man. A man without money is like a mollusk whose spine has been pumped. He can never lift his head or straighten his waist.

7. Look at the people in a hurry on this road. Most of them are trying to make a living, but not all of them have the chance to really change their destiny.

8. Love is not a castle in the air, it needs a strong material foundation as the guarantee foundation.

9. The sign of a man's maturity is that he knows how to give up and know how to choose.

10, life is a game, but some people are not even qualified to play, and I am like this now.

1 1, love without bread is bullshit, love is all water, bullshit!

Episode sixteen

1, maybe love is not a long-term thing, maybe we all misjudged the shelf life of love.

2. Material is the oxygen of love. What will happen to people without oxygen? People will suffocate to death.

Love is also a magic weapon to balance the polarization between the world and society. The poor look for the rich, the old look for the small and the beautiful look for the ugly. Why is this the only way to last? Because only by combining these two things can this society be harmonious.

4, feelings, that is, people in their previous lives hang their belts.

Episode 17

1, why do you think women hold up half the sky? That's not self-confidence, it should be half the sky.

2, then don't give up easily for all the people who really love each other in the world.

You know, after that, I really felt more hurt than Woody. You know, I'm telling you, I understand a truth. It's this kind of thing. If the guilty party has a little conscience, you won't feel better than the injured party, you know ~ ~ ~ Besides, this guilt will make you stay for a lifetime, and you dare not look back ~ ~ Moreover, this guilt often pops up, and you can't hide it.

4. In fact, you have love in your heart. I just hide behind my back occasionally. It's just waiting for a moment when you can shine. Until you understand the choice between having and losing, no matter how happy you look, your heart is hurt by your love.

The eighteenth episode

1. Well, brother, sibling love, workplace love, little German shepherd, you are all the most popular elements now. You can do it. Congratulations on finally standing at the forefront of fashion. (Shut your fake fashion mouth)

2. Some people must like crazy cooking. (Who is it? ) people who lose weight.

Episode 19

1, there's nothing wrong with you loving someone!

2. Brother, I think there should be at least one time in one's life when you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no claim, no ownership or even no courtship. I just want to meet that person in my best years.

The twentieth episode

1, women are only the driving force of our urban expressway, but remember, they must not be your engine, let alone your steering wheel.

There will be no shortage of gasoline. You will see the next gas station soon. Maybe the gasoline there will be stronger, stronger and more fierce.

2 1 set

1, escape can't solve any problems, let alone the way men should think.

There is nothing wrong with love itself, no matter who you love. You shouldn't think about morality, class, can you?

Episode 23

1, I don't know what the situation is, but if I go on, the living can die, and I can live if I die, but I can't live, and I can't come back to life if I die.

2. Feelings can only be diluted in time. The longer the time, the deeper the feelings, and love is just the opposite.

3. any kind of love will eventually turn into feelings, and the two are not contradictory. Feelings contain love.

It is a man's luck to witness the failure of a woman's promise.

It's not so terrible, just like the old car you haven't touched for years. You are worried about its unknown condition and flat tires, but when you get on it, you will find that its engine runs well, its paint is smooth, its fuel is sufficient, its tires are full, and its price is much more expensive than before. You will never feel ashamed of driving out.

Don't you think it's unfair to me? ) Forget about fairness, Meng Xiao, these two words are for game makers. The so-called fairness is just a high-sounding excuse to induce you to participate in this game. You are just a part of the game, a chess piece. You and Ben have no right to say these two words. You got it?

Episode 26

1, time has passed, and it is ourselves who have passed away.

I don't know what I should write, because I can't write how good you are and how much I miss you.

Episode 27

1, crazy, you must be happy! I don't want you, I don't want you.

Episode 32

1, you can't keep the things you should go sooner or later, and no one can take away the things you don't go.

2. Life is a ball, and death is enough.

Episode 35

1, remember, even if you have nothing, I am still here.

Episode 37

1, "You are in new york, and I am here. I only do one thing during the long separation, and I love you full-time. If only love can become a career, I will never leave early and never change careers. My term of office is this generation, and the happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover. "