What are some humorous sentences that don't drink?

Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.

Life is happier without drinking a little wine.

My wife told me to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach the food, stand up. Don't drink if you win, cheat if you lose. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

Wine is a poem of Li Bai. For me, it's harmful. I am determined to quit now. If you see pity, you can help me out of my misery. Take this as a mirror, let's look at the same kind!

A glass of wine worries you all your life.

I am a drinker. It used to be spring everywhere. A glass of wine is a hero, ruined and closed to the outside world.

It's hard to forget abstinence!

Alcohol is enterotoxic. Drinking too much will kill you.

Don't waste water by the river, and don't waste firewood by the mountain.

Drinking wine is sad and spicy, and spitting it out is a mess and understanding. The reflection in a free and easy cup is like the truest beauty released after drinking.

Drink a catty a day, and ten springs a lifetime.