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How eccentric can a mother-in-law be?

For example:

When my daughter was less than two years old, that summer, I took my child and my ex-husband (L for short) to my mother-in-law's house for lunch.

My mother-in-law is from the north. In summer, she likes to tie the river noodles best, and the dishes are ready. Her mother-in-law called us "L and XX (my names), let's eat!"

I am usually clever at my mother-in-law's house. I believe in being polite to my in-laws and trying not to tear my face, so I always do what my mother-in-law tells me to do. Hearing her mother-in-law shouting for dinner, L still stayed on the sofa and watched TV, but she didn't dare. I hurried to the canteen to help set the menu (the side dish of the river noodles) and chopsticks, and then watched my mother-in-law sit down, so I sat down and prepared to eat.

At this time, my mother-in-law said that the sauce she fried today was delicious. As she spoke, she licked a spoonful of white flour in my bowl with a big spoon. After thanking me, I began to mix noodles and then eat.

When I had half the noodles left in my bowl, I finally had enough rest in the living room, waddled into the restaurant and asked me what to eat for lunch. I said, "Mom's Zhajiang Noodles is delicious." Then I reached out and prepared to fill the white flour in her bowl with the fried sauce on the dining table. Just then, my mother-in-law suddenly stood up (she used to eat noodles at the same table with me) and quickly walked into the kitchen, saying, "Wait a minute, son!"

The next scene is like this: the mother-in-law walked from the kitchen to the dining table with a small pot, and put a spoonful of marinade in the small pot into her son's noodle bowl in front of me. Let me introduce the marinade: scallops, shrimps, auricularia, eggs, that's about it. ...

I am also a child who grew up in the city, born after 80, so I am an only child. Although my family is not rich, I still feel that I ate a bowl of seafood gravy, so I really can't understand how my ex-mother-in-law did it ... I still don't understand ... but now I have put it down, after all, I am an ex-mother-in-law ... I recently heard from my ex-husband that I want to remarry (get married for the third time) ... I just wonder: Whose fool is it?