My girlfriend asked me to send a message about her, 100 words. Don't be too disgusting. What should I do?

"Since I fell in love with a short girl, you see all the girls in the world have two bones."

"Since I fell in love with a girl with big breasts, I have understood that all girls in the world are washboards."

"Since I fell in love with a Lori, I understand that all girls in the world are aunts."

"Since I fell in love with a girl with short hair, girls all over the world have become monsters with long hair."

"Since I fell in love with fat girls, I have seen girls all over the world lose a few pieces of meat."

"Since I fell in love with you, I think all the girls in the world are too smart."

hahaha. I think this is quite good. The last sentence is ok. You can write a few more words in a similar format. . If you are not satisfied, come to me again. I have other sweet words.